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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Today gave real “He who saves his country does not violate any law” vibes.

May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Before calling anyone an “assassin”, I’m holding out for the blood tests. Charlie could have had fentanyl in his system.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

One of my many official barometers™ for the current American perception of trans people is: “When I go to the gynecologist, what is the most problematic thing the MD says?” Like is it: “looking normal!” Or: *aggressively surprised tone* “Wow surprisingly normal! Get the med student in here!”

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r0tware.bsky.social @r0tware.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Half the people cheering on the United CEO's death couldn't even be bothered to vote against a billionaire CEO that wants to gut Obamacare and replace it with concepts of a plan.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Whoever invented tiny, horizontal fill holes for high viscosity engine fluids needs to be shot.

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Maebe Pale Moonlight 🌙 @kindasortamaebe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

if you like building computers, may i suggest building motorcycles?

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Long ago, I saw someone on a political round table on TV say, “Justice is not supposed to be vengeance. It’s an intervention to prevent vengeance,” and I think about it *a lot*.

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

A lot of people think everything will work out if we just play by the rules but don’t seem to recognize that rules only matter when everyone agrees to follow them and, well, that isn’t our present reality.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Big if true

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My coworker, referring to a patient: “I didn’t realize she was already 17!” Me, in my head: “Who are you, Matt Gaetz?”

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Now that I’m single I have become a crazy cat lady. I don’t own any pets, all my friends just turned out to be fucking furries.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Attempting to furnish an apartment in a way that says “extremely gay” but even then this may be a bit much. Somewhat… on the chin if you will.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

You know how LBJ had that thing where he just straight up leered over people to intimidate them? We have the chance to do the funniest thing ever in congress.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The only thing that can stop a bad guy DUI is an oncoming good guy DUI.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My biggest challenge in life now is not blurting out gag references to “I have concepts of a plan” in company of unknown political orientation.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Andy Borowitz FTW

Andy Borowitz: So it turns out there is a guardrail: Venmo.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

If Sarah McBride had raped a teenager, Nancy Mace and Marjorie would be welcoming her as a new colleague.

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BluewaveMaureen @bluewavemaureen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Dear Congresswoman Mace, If you are in the Women's bathroom and are concerned about the genitals of someone else in there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 we all need protection from.

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

A movie about AOC’s journey from somewhat naive justice dem to probably the most effective liberal politician of all time would be amazing.

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"

Terms of service : you will not say kys

Say kys

Get banned for saying kys

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May Raven Johnson @raveninmay.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Sarah McBride should refuse to shake the hands of all MAGA congresspeople. She would need to thoroughly wash her hands after, and unfortunately she cannot use the restrooms.

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