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my prose is like if a minion was given the gift of human speech I try to make good video :) youtube.com/@ratztro

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 2h
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 3h
deflect the question by asking them an equally uncomfortable question about their own genitals
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 3h
had a dream where i smoked weed 2 but it didn't have any effect on me because 'your adhd is just too powerful and cancels it out."
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 23h
sorry.. i was hungry....
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my favourite music? heh, well.. let's just say, it's pretty "smart" *crosses my arms really cooly as a weighty stone soars towards my head*
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Zig🦐 @zigthecatgal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#unbeatable
Tumblr post by standingcowrrdly saying "do dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot" with a picture of sforzando edited next to it.
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
am i allowed to tie Treble to my wall and pelt him with stones or is that forbidden?
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Mira (remarkably woman shaped) @miranii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#miradidart lucky little clover
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
currently doing research for a video on NES game design and stumbled upon this incredibly topical quote from Satoru Iwata way back in 1999
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is a certified shrimp
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you say this like it's a bad thing
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gonna pledge money so i can tie her to my wall and throw stones at her (endearingly)
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Kale Chip 🐟 @seafoodchip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now how could i pass on a deal like that?
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have cried twice while trying to model hair
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'll believe it
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reaching a level of success where i could just request a bunch of strangers to send me high quality videos of them eating paper and being able to say "it's for an important project" whilst being completely truthful is my ultimate goal in life i think
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I LOVE LEARNING!!!
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
your art always has the energy of this really awesome dog :)
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly one of the hardest things to do when playing a game that doesn't click with you is being able to take a step back and analyse what parts of the game are actually flawed and what parts you just personally dislike
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the p in jamie p stands for p
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i usually refuse to play rereleases of games but i am forever thankful for Wii games being released on modern consoles with good control schemes because i would rather have a slightly less authentic experience if it means i don't have to experience really bad wrist pain for days after playing
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
donkey kong
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SHE JUST LIKE ME
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she just like me
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shoutout to that time i went to the doctor for a check-up and she asked me if i smoke weed (which is a crime in Ireland lol) because apparently i'm so excessively chill that the only reasonable explanation for my demeanour would be that i'm a stoner
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i thought it was a well known and accepted fact that the oney plays crew is just full of a bunch of chuds idk how anybody could refute that when it takes 5 seconds to find any type of incriminating evidence
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm sorry. i-i don't think i can bring myself to hurt the chimp...
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what the fuck is super mario bros wonder
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was feeling a bit iffy about my next video's script because it felt like i was kinda droning on a bit so i just deleted a full 400 word section as a test and it immediately solved the pacing issues
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i have no idea what this game is but from appearances alone it looks super dope. idk if that makes me playtester material but i'm interested regardless
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am boycotting the Shantae series until they retract this statement and confirm that Shantae is canonically lesbian and in love with me
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this mindset also just makes engaging with art 10x more fun than if i just said "wow that sucked" and moved on. just asking yourself why it was unsatisfying and jumping into that rabbithole often leads you to much more satisfying conclusions than if the art just gave you exactly what you wanted
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🌱🦥 moor | Comms Open @moorsloth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it will happen again
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been watching Scott the Woz lately and whenever me and my gfs talk about him. We just call him white boy. I ask if I can put white boy on the tv and Jade says "please do"
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
girls can be little guys too
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's very ' cool ' :)
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the blue one is a confirmed hashtag mouth-breathing monster
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i want to kiss the writers for UNBEATABLE on the mouth i have giggled at like 90% of the lines so far and i'm only 40 minutes in
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
remember gang: creating a strawman is perfectly fine as long as it's cartoonishly exaggerated to the point where it makes you look like the idiot
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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😀👍
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the everything app just locked my account until i send them a picture of my hand lol ok bro i'll just stop using you then
an image of a large hand clamping down on a cat's mouth with text beneath saying "never soeak again."
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
youtu.be/iyaZgofzLm8
youtu.be
Is Luigi's Mansion Still Good 25 Years Later?
YouTube video by ratztro
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I played Luigi's Mansion for the first time ever in my life and rambled about it for like 12 minutes, go watch the video! (Link Below)
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Beautiful lesbian polycule + Elphelt. Heartwarming❤️
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
New video up about Sol Badguy please watch it :) #guiltygear #fgc #fightinggame
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
drew my favourite women #art #sonicthehedgehog #guiltygear
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