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ratztro (from the internet)

@ratztro.bsky.social
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my prose is like if a minion was given the gift of human speech I try to make good video :) youtube.com/@ratztro

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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 8h
reaching a level of success where i could just request a bunch of strangers to send me high quality videos of them eating paper and being able to say "it's for an important project" whilst being completely truthful is my ultimate goal in life i think
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I LOVE LEARNING!!!
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honestly one of the hardest things to do when playing a game that doesn't click with you is being able to take a step back and analyse what parts of the game are actually flawed and what parts you just personally dislike
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the p in jamie p stands for p
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i usually refuse to play rereleases of games but i am forever thankful for Wii games being released on modern consoles with good control schemes because i would rather have a slightly less authentic experience if it means i don't have to experience really bad wrist pain for days after playing
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she just like me
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
shoutout to that time i went to the doctor for a check-up and she asked me if i smoke weed (which is a crime in Ireland lol) because apparently i'm so excessively chill that the only reasonable explanation for my demeanour would be that i'm a stoner
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was feeling a bit iffy about my next video's script because it felt like i was kinda droning on a bit so i just deleted a full 400 word section as a test and it immediately solved the pacing issues
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🌱🦥 moor | Comms Open @moorsloth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it will happen again
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been watching Scott the Woz lately and whenever me and my gfs talk about him. We just call him white boy. I ask if I can put white boy on the tv and Jade says "please do"
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
girls can be little guys too
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's very ' cool ' :)
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the blue one is a confirmed hashtag mouth-breathing monster
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i want to kiss the writers for UNBEATABLE on the mouth i have giggled at like 90% of the lines so far and i'm only 40 minutes in
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
remember gang: creating a strawman is perfectly fine as long as it's cartoonishly exaggerated to the point where it makes you look like the idiot
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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😀👍
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the everything app just locked my account until i send them a picture of my hand lol ok bro i'll just stop using you then
an image of a large hand clamping down on a cat's mouth with text beneath saying "never soeak again."
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I played Luigi's Mansion for the first time ever in my life and rambled about it for like 12 minutes, go watch the video! (Link Below)
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
New video up about Sol Badguy please watch it :) #guiltygear #fgc #fightinggame
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
drew my favourite women #art #sonicthehedgehog #guiltygear
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Watch my youtube video it's very good I promise
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this is me btw... if you even care...
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
TEAM WIZARD ON TOP #Splatoon #Splatfest #EvilAndSinisterWizardNation
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
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ratztro (from the internet) @ratztro.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
What a completely normal name for a Pokemon. Surely this was obtained legitimately
A shiny scizor being received in a Pokemon trade, suspiciously named 'PokeVend. Com' as if it has been cheated into the game
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