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Some Dog's Millionaire

@ratomago.bsky.social
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Im good at getting yelled at

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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Suffering from sUNCcess
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Therapy can't do a thing for me unless I have a Death Note
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dogs that hate men love me. Not thinking any further about it
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Anyone tryna grab strava family plan with me?
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Vote for me. Any job. Any election.
Would you vote for me? lol
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Netflix and Chill -> Get high and blue sky
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Bug sexterminator 😈
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Labubus aren't Gremlins??
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
How to have the perfect saturday: Espresso martini -> rip pen -> big shit -> get out of bed
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you see me eating ranch it's none of your business
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Im the type of mfer to be in a plane crash and start shorting boeing stock
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Meaty Mike @meat-master.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
can’t wait to go home put on my bat onesie and write a bad poem
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If the national guard comes to chicago I'm walking around with 20 bags of subway sandwiches
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Juice cleanse shmoosh cleanse, I only need 2 espresso martinis and 30 minutes on the toilet to fully reset my digestive system
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I always get scared around pdfiles. Even tho i rly don't need to
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Chicago is like that hot, broke, inconsistent friend that's just cool enough to not cut off
Chicago skyline peaking out over the Lincoln Park Zoo south ponds
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Named my diary Thotobiography
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Willaim Dafoenem
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Crazy you never see wizards fishing, they would love it. They could name their rod Spell Caster
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Shed and Shred (guitar open mic for snakes)
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Please start explaining board games like you're giving TED talks
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My instagram screen timer just saved me from leaving hate comments on Bulgaria's insta page
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The devil designed women's bodies and men's brains
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Personally I love to pick up items and put them in my inventory. Sometimes you just really know that you shouldn't discard an item because you'll need it later.
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The devil invented cars to make people mean and evil and we all fell for it
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Woah! Netflix you're scum dude!! I hope you have to spend 10 million per episode of Stranger Things forever just for everyone to forget about it in a month
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My version of spider sense is knowing if a person in an image is ai or real because I'll get the urge to bite the ai one
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If the bus knew I was going to *** would it try to get here any faster?
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
People don't care about people no more they only care about what they project on to them
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
We are at this point of summer:
Ice cream ball on grass lawn with its vacant cone melancholically hovering above
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Ship by Thesus (remix)
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
J*bilee be like: 20 fighters vs 1 lover
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@mspocketpapa.bsky.social Yippe Yippooo Yippaaaaaaaaaaa!!
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Why does anyone care about interstellar travel when we don't even have decent Heeley travel? 😤
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Panel 1: Shen is looking to the side at someone, saying "Y'know, I used to think my short neck was ugly. But it DOES have its advantages."

Panel 2: The person talking to Shen is revealed to be a somewhat angry looking plain character. He says "Like WHAT?" Shen replies "try choking me!"

Panel 3: The plain character has his arms extended off panel, compressing his arms as hard as he possibly can, teeth grinding, eyes bulging, veins popping ...

Panel 4: ... But she is just squeezing Shen's cheeks and Shen has an innocent, happy expression, because there isn't much neck to get ahold of.
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Gina F @ginburger.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The negative ads dropped just a handful of days before the election so these were posted on social media and all the reach was organic. Oppo research was done in advance, but negative campaigns are not generally well received in Nebraska, but the gloves came off when they attacked trans kids.
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Fernando Salvaterra @salvaterra.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
✏️Pencil sketch ➡️ line art 🖋️ #sketch #cartography #ttrpg #indierpg #art #fantasyart
Black and white pencil sketch of a map depicting a village on a hill, surrounded by cultivated hills and a log fence all around. The houses have thatched roofs and there are braziers scattered around. The compass rose is a scarecrow. There's a market at the top of the hill with a big bonfire in the middle where a jackalope statue is engulfed in flames.Black and white map depicting a village on a hill, surrounded by cultivated hills and a log fence all around. The houses have thatched roofs and there are braziers scattered around. The compass rose is a scarecrow. There's a market at the top of the hill with a big bonfire in the middle where a jackalope statue is engulfed in flames.
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Stacking up writer's blocks like it's jenga 😝
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Trump's getting 'unconditional discharge'?? Dibs on being the next president
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Had a dream last night I was working for some sort of political organization at the same time as Bill Cli*t** died and the FBI got mad at me for making an "outlived another pedophile🥳😎" meme go viral after forcing my staff to all post it
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Can't believe Luigi gave us so many good Halloween costume ideas in December 😤😒😞
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Dear lord deliver mine enemies unto the hands of the Delta Help Desk Let their rage be as strong as tempests but let the hearts of the customer service employee be as unmoved as mountains O Lord I beseech you, let those I curse fall victim to TSA checks from now until the end of all things Amen fr
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Dibs on the intellectual property of American Tik Tok™️
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
About to take a flight, hope they don't ask me to be the dd again 😒
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Some Dog's Millionaire @ratomago.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Can I get some drip, extra drown?
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