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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 12h

damn, they weren't joking

Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 16h

remember when a politician said he would make incremental improvements to people's lives and the entire UK establishment pulled themselves inside out to make sure it didn't happen

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19h

elon musk wants to take the sky away from us so that he can make even more realistic CSA material

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20h

the original concept for the eiffel tower was for it to shoot gallons of jizz into the air every hour on the hour

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21h

looks like he's been sculpted from spoiling chicken

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21h

communism is when a capitalist does capitalism. i am super smart.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

who knew blood was so hypertrophic

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm a warden at HMP Winchester and I can confirm two things: - he's smeared himself in faeces, & - he spends all day in his cell trying to suck himself off.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

imagine the money you could make charging people 10p to piss on a royal grave. would dwarf whatever pittance they're really generating.

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Weasel words hiding the continuing flow of British arms to Israel ... via Ian Shepherd

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groggy gary #TheBurnhamBounce @mgv35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That literally was the intent of the proscription, by misusing terrorism laws you wanted to intimidate and scare people disturbed by an ongoing genocide into silence.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i caught 4 strikes for a post about imagine dragons having ed sheeran murdered lmao

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

try to guess where it is she's complaining about before you click

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

do you reckon he played Going Underground

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

dunno what the death of terence davies has to do with ed sheeran but go off

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i don't find horror movies scary at all, but even a bad horror video game will jumpscare the shit and piss out of me.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the honeymonster was created in a lab by professor weeto, a nazi scientist, who was trying to create a super-soldier

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Deep Blue Something strike a killer blow to climate activists on their long-awaited new album 'Canceled'. They also tackle other burning issues of the day, like the adult-baby diaper fetish community, and vaccinations.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

also heard antifa have been putting makeup on sticks of dynamite to murder ICE agents

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

british politics can't sustain itself without a bogie-drink. used to be any coffee besides instant, now they're catching on to something that's been around for a decade

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

an odd production choice here. looks like the audience are viewing him from inside someone's arse.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

not a chance those are real tears. what a fucking wally.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i'll give him this: he's managed the unlikely feat of uniting zionists and anti-zionists in hating this mealy-mouthed, both-sides bullshit.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

how soulless do you have to produce statements like "no politics, tonight's about the music" when the "politics" is an ongoing genocide and the "music" is bullshit like "shape of you"

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if he truly believes israel's actions are "unjustifiable" why even bother bringing up october 7th?

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i remember being pissed off that Sunday morning kids shows we're cancelled. my dad kicked off with my school for making us watch the funeral.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

unrelated, but if anybody wants to buy a wing mirror from me i can offer unbeatable prices.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

financial hardship is the most effective deterrence to crime, everyone knows this

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my cousin is part of the production crew for this tour and apparently he's bringing out Uri Geller to do a couple of magic tricks and talk about why israel shouldn't be criticised.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Clippy escaped its testing environment in May and stabbed 6 people to Death, Microsoft announced on Friday

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sincerely shocked at how shit that AI looks. what the fuck is going on. this is ridiculous.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

once, when i was watching one of the paranormal activity movies at the cinema, someone in the back farted super loud immediately before a jump-scare and everyone there completely lost their shit laughing.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

can't be too many kids being named Percy these days. way too bullyable a name.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i'm going to smoke weed and listen to legowelt on shuffle all damned day

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

what "she" said in Chinese was "please kill me before it's too late"

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Well, these people have legitimate concerns and I want them to know that we are listening. You could say I think of them as... Sweet and Tender Hooligans. Remember The Smiths? Great band. Ed, fetch my guitar would you."

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"frankly, i expect better of you violent masked fascists"

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

masked fascists are seizing infrastructure and labour are putting out shit like this

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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The byline photo on this really makes it

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

4 posts in a row from the economist in my discover feed have been about China

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i deliberately put off looking at what hugging face was because i enjoyed the total bewilderment.

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

he's a slimebag and he doesn't give a fuck who knows it

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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a kid in my history class asked why none of the Greek gods were bald and all i could think of to say was nobody would worship a god that couldn't stop their from hair falling out.

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