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Johnny B. Toff

@ratdick.bsky.social
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 11h
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
first time I'm hearing this
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two Greek philosophers meme. They're putting the world rights in a self-important looking way, in their cool robes.
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
love learning about how reasonable people of different party lines do politics
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
objectively their best
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this story is from yesterday
screenshot of a news article about israel burning olive trees in Palestinian land
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Spineless ginger c**t": Ed Sheeran’s Grandmother Unloads on Him Amid Macklemore Fallout

Maeve Sheeran alleges years of mistreatment, from mocking her zimmer frame to stealing her medication, as the Loop Tour controversy deepens.
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
must be tough
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also heard antifa have been putting makeup on sticks of dynamite to murder ICE agents
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
an odd production choice here. looks like the audience are viewing him from inside someone's arse.
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Well, these people have legitimate concerns and I want them to know that we are listening. You could say I think of them as... Sweet and Tender Hooligans. Remember The Smiths? Great band. Ed, fetch my guitar would you."
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"please wank me off. i judge your value to be approximately one horse."
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ringing endorsement there
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the FAQ on Rowling's website is bananas
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
who cares about rising fascism/ongoing genocide/looming climate disaster/rapidly escalating global conflicts when TFI Friday is all on youtube
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh, well i suppose that's fine then. nothing to see here.
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"once society accepts race science and organises itself around those principles, my chronic bedwetting, brittle bones and severe anemia will exempt me from any physical labour. instead, my role will be senior fleshlight critic."
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
had no idea they originally played power electronics
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Of Mice and Men 1992 ‧ Western/Drama ‧ 1h 55m
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
oh so now you're against violence towards children
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
spent 27 years of my life there pal, you're completely full of shit.
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
here's what you're a fan of
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
here's your hero
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
recent wobble
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
heard he's working on an implant that makes him less of a lame, reddit-brained creep
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Johnny B. Toff @ratdick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
it's an L for sure, but not in the same league as this
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