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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People at Haslam HQ finding out @rooster.info now knows Pablo Torre and has his contact info: #crew96 #Browns

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With all that money they cant find a decent barber? That alone should make him ineligible to be Governor.

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the take 👇👇👇👇👇

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Im AJ and I approve this profanity.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean maybe they should focus on playing good soccer instead of kicking and shoving their opponents.

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Woman Sipping Tea with a Look

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Encountering the Messi virgin army leaving the stadium.

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Griddley @giddley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is a real shame the greatest player of all time has created a culture of insufferable goons. It is unbearable to watch.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun that after 5 years im still experiencing firsts at New Crew stadium. This time it was a dude doing a key bump behind me in line for the bathroom. #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Most of mine are Crew or Don Garber related.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The ultimate British penalty, A sternly worded letter and tut tut from a monocle wearing FA Official, incoming.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every word of that got more surprising.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Look at me, I’m Davante Adams. I’m one of the best receivers of my generation and I can eat unlimited Taco Bell for life. Fuck this guy.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Didn't he bring his Nanny to University with him?

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In the basement not even the main room at Red Brick. They said " This man cant handle our big mugs in the bar we have to send him to the dungeon we keep the kegs and bottles of Old Crow in.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The harsh reality is there are no real heroes or nonpareils worthy or renown. We are all just bags of water and meat who only exist to one day rot.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

🎶A whole new squad. I think a dozen guys all brand new. They're running everywhere. No defenders here. Some one save this squad called Crew.🎶 #crew96

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Aladdin and Jasmine Magic Carpet Ride

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thoughts from the couch: I think there are more capos than regular fans in the Nordecke. #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Open Cup truthers might have their dreams come true. I think if #Crew96 dont win the Open Cup Laurent gets fired. Either tomorrow or at the end of the season.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The vibes would be better if we all had our quarterzips and lawn gnomes. Seriously, the fact people associated with this club own a tshirt company but we cant get our zips is pretty indicative of this year's failures. But im supposed to trust them because 5 years ago Issa talked to Cucho. #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I knew a guy that use to do bumps using the recessed filter of a Parliament cigarette to scoop. Recently I saw a guy wearing only red briefs with a katana strapped to his back riding a bicycle against traffic downtown. I dont know if he was on something but I have suspicions.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That "none" number seems high to me.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It would so much easier if they had all their games on one app. Maybe one with other quality programs, perhaps a light hearted show by Bill Lawrence. Wouldn't that be nice?

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Sam Rockwell's Playful Wink

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Its time. Its really time. Ive been saying it for 2 years. #crew96 wasted a whole year. They are already losing STM because of ticket cost increases this could show they are serious about the team. @empiregass.bsky.social @mattdoyle.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social @davisjason.bsky.social

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Tim Hotze @timhotze.com · 12/09/2026

Anywhoo, checking in on Seb Berhalter. Really glad Caleb Porter set him straight and told him he had no future in the sport.

Fotmob heat map of Berhalter's performance in a 4-3 win over Norwich where he bagged a brace.

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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What if Emily Dickinson came back like Fruma Sarah to attack ChatGPT for appropriating the em-dash

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Every time I see him I wonder how he came out of the same Cincinnati as me. How did he end up such a jack-ass David?

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🎵🎵He scores with his dick he scores with dick. Sebi Berhalter he scores with his dick. 🎵🎵 #Boro

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I dont know if im still meant to be killing lanternflies but ive smashed like 20 of them today.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Cleaned the public parts of high end condo building. I took out all 30 units trash that they threw into a hall via a dog door. One lady went through 20+ bottles of wine a week. Or Dressed as a mean dragon in a puppet show at a museum. Every day I got struck by children while their parents laughed.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Trying an experiment where I stuff my face with roast beef sandwich and then go watch #Crew96 lose. My hypothesis is I wont want to boo as loud with a full belly.

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mrayhaas.bsky.social @mrayhaas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Uh uh. Don't you dare, Issa. This is not the centerback. #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can we get @pablo.show to investigate as to why Issa wont sign f**king centerbacks? #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Its hard not to attribute malice to what is very likely extreme stupidity but Ive long run out of any other possibilities. #crew96 #IssaIsCooked @mattdoyle.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A homegrown Issa? A second generation player that could reasonably be playing for the senior team? #crew96

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