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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Matthew is out here throwing haymakers today. I love it.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People at Haslam HQ finding out @rooster.info now knows Pablo Torre and has his contact info: #crew96 #Browns

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Most of mine are Crew or Don Garber related.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every word of that got more surprising.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Its time. Its really time. Ive been saying it for 2 years. #crew96 wasted a whole year. They are already losing STM because of ticket cost increases this could show they are serious about the team. @empiregass.bsky.social @mattdoyle.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social @davisjason.bsky.social

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A homegrown Issa? A second generation player that could reasonably be playing for the senior team? #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think I just saw a @supportersupply.co flag behind the goal on the Middlesbrough broadcast.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The man is on a paid vacation and hes catching strays. 😉

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

D.J. pumping himself before court in the mirror:

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

10 my boy? You took the 10. Stones the size of a Mini Cooper on him says I. #utb

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Also... Who cares if people did have them? Keffiyehs are awesome. They help keep your neck dry in the heat. I wear one to my local soccer team's games because its festive and fashionable. Im not some villain, im a pudgy Latino that appreciates a scarf.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I just realized that I didn't see anyone use this picture to its full comedic potential on Saturday. #crew96 family we must do better at using the wonderful pictures the team provides us to mock FCC, we're good but we can be great.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

He doesn't dispute the existence of the Lifestyle Brand but he seems surly, perhaps a game in the Gumbino will chill him out.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Do you complain about soccer being called calcio by Italians? Soccer is a term taken from the UK and is commonly used because we play American Gridiron Football, Rugby Football, Gaelic Football, and Soccer (Association Football) here in the states. Move on with your life. Go touch grass dork.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

On HellisReal Day Tom, really? This is why the doves cry man.

So insulting we must protect the innocent.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Middlesbrough is a lovely place full of lovely people so I say this with all the love in the world. Columbus is a million times better than Boro. Fun fact, the players lot is next to the main entrance with a small red rope separating their BMWs from fans who are not afraid to talk to the players.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I mean... #HellisReal is quite literally sponsored by The State of Ohio this month. Like the whole ass State Tourism Board. We hate each other. Cincinnati throws cans at our players and #Crew96 sing songs about how Cincy should have stayed in USL because they are whiny sad-boys without MLS Cups. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is what I appreciate about you.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Pato is locked in to watch the #USMNT game. Hes sad though because Arf-sten isn't starting. #Crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When Mexico wins tonight they should request all the cool Aztec art back.

Heavy basalt snake at The British Museum

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Bone in Pork butt cooked for just under 13 hours. Pulled really nicely and even had a nice smoke ring from Hickory pellets in a smoke tube. Im aspiring to @solomonrmissouri.com's level of meat ministry, so doing a long smoke was a big step.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Aidan seems to be enjoying his time off posting thirst traps that read a bit like "This is what Poch is missing out on". That said Sebi is a 10 that plays as an 8 that was forced to be the 6. Thats why he got the Soccer equivalent of a Howe Hat trick last night.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Good news! I know of a coach with some experience in Scotland that is still unemployed.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Im just saying... Max is from the Bay Area and it would be good karma to start him the rest of the tournament. #usmnt #crew96 @mattdoyle.bsky.social

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Ive got a topic for you all. Cucho is wildly underrated and should have gotten MVP in 2024 instead of Messi.

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Our dude just took points against Spain! An MLS player went all 90 against SPAIN. #crew96 @mattdoyle.bsky.social @empiregass.bsky.social

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

What the fuck?!!!! The whole problem is we need more centerbacks not fewer. #crew96

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Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Really #crew96 Burnley? ¿En esta economía? Really? Why? Also is the mustached man trying to seduce me? Hes not really my type. I mean im sure hes very handsome, but can he tone it down.

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