raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my support workers was speculating about a person’s ‘biological pronouns’ But it’s fine, they all get asked at interview whether they’re ‘allies’ 121
Reposted by raoul pukeDruggy @drugslinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hunter S Thompson would never write for this iteration of RS. He would send them mail bombs. 1171
Reposted by raoul pukeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you 20794109
Reposted by raoul pukehaha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026face blindness finding new ways to do you dirty 011
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just confidently greeted some ‘neighbours’ who were in fact strangers inspecting an apartment 110
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wasn’t ‘we want to end same-sex, I mean abortion’ like a week ago? People say what they mean 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love soda and I love mac and cheese but this sounds unpleasant 021
Reposted by raoul pukeJay Loveridge (MILF Era) Birthday 10/08 @ihatenfts.gay · 22/09/2026damn girl it would be soooooo sexy of you to start using alt text 13517
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Patient: I’m having a nicotinamide infusion Nurse: Is that the same as nicotine What do you think oh my god 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometimes I get a glimpse of my reflection and I am so limp-wristed 001
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Home safe from the hospital! Celebrating with the adding of cheese to macaroni 020
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just told a nurse that if they started my overnight treatment an hour early it can finish an hour early, and she counted on her fingers to verify lmao 130
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doctor: You identify as male, is that right? Me: I’m male, yes Doc: [mildly surprised?] Oh. 320
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026New cat just droppeddiscoverwildlife.comNew species of wild cat discovered in Bolivia’s cloud forest | Discover WildlifeLeopardus tilcayo is the first wild cat species described by scientists in more than a century 042
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All the little 19yo nursing students are so frightened of everything now, but soon enough they’ll be graduate nurses fucking up my care all by themselves 🥰 000
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Two more days in hospital (day admissions next week notwithstanding). Not looking forward to the medium body horror of having the picc line pulled out of me (it’s a tube hanging out of my arm that runs all the way to the aorta near the heart) 110
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I do not like the apparent hospital policy of waking me for obs almost three hours before breakfast every day 000
Reposted by raoul pukeMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184396956
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Frasier definitely sleeps with more women than Roz does 000
Reposted by raoul pukeHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it. 172914510
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m being fasted for an ultrasound and I’m so hungy 000
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I bought some more Mask air fresheners They are named for what they make my autistic friends have to do 020
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To quote someone, I might not have a face that launched a thousand ships, but I have hips that have launched a thousand faces 000
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know English is a hard language and I know that speakers of some other languages aren’t used to gendered pronouns. But if I can learn that a Spanish table is female, I think people could prioritise learning ‘he’ vs ‘she’ 100
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If anyone asks how you’re doing after back surgery, you must say ‘I stand corrected’ 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Imagine asking a waiter what the special is and he just keeps saying ‘not horse meat’. Yes but what meat is it? Not horse, don’t worry about it 110
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I may have had a little subjective cognitive decline in recent years, but I can still read fast enough to not need to pay for Grammarly (I can read its suggestions before they blur out) 010
Reposted by raoul pukeMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026The last thing a Pokémon sees before getting trapped in a ball 328720
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We have a v simple hospital process where for blood sugar tests they bring me an (empty) insulin needle to prick my finger because I’m scared of auto lancets. Not only does this get handed over only about 1/3 of the time, but I have had to clarify repeatedly that I’m not asking for fucking insulin 120
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Chat the phlebotomist is talking to me through a plushie, how do I shut this shit down 101
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have a picc line coming out of my arm for a couple of weeks and I keep sitting on the tubing, dipping the lumens in my food, etc. The other day I had a fall because I knocked the iv pole over. Absolute disaster human 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People sure are emboldened to openly say nazi shit lately 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I changed all my phone settings and unplugged all the wiretaps in my house and that would have been very troubling re my health a decade ago but now ??? 100
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026On the flip side, I will always remember hearing a girl on about 13 Sep 2001 saying ‘are people STILL talking about that?!’ Babe you have no idea what’s coming 061
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A colleague was fully traumatised from seeing it on tv and had to sit facing the office window ‘for when the planes come’ to Tuggeranong 130
Reposted by raoul pukefrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/09/2026it's crazy how cross-sex hormones will make all your dreams come true 010816
Reposted by raoul pukeChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thank you lesbian tractor witch 13491932972
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I once asked a grindr guy which surgery he meant when he asked the usual question. And he volunteered that he didn’t know what he was talking about and apologised. That was pretty nice 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I speak like someone from Boston or New York apparently mydialect.us/quiz-standar...mydialect.usStandard Language Quiz — Dialect Map QuizTake the Standard Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey. 020
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Lolstatic.klipy.comJesse Pinkman's Intense Water DrinkAlt: Jesse Pinkman's Intense Water Drink 020
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And the elder hippie said, ‘You have it backward, my son: one must have Pink Floyd to enjoy being high’ 010
raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026As a public health worker, I love the current emphasis on bottom prep as a personal choice, but as a sex worker, I very strongly disapprove 110