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raoul puke

@raoulpuke.bsky.social
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scared weird little guy ~ bipolar brain and failing body ~ retired fssw, public health worker, and master of none ~ all tizz, no rizz ~ he 🏳️‍⚧️

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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my support workers was speculating about a person’s ‘biological pronouns’ But it’s fine, they all get asked at interview whether they’re ‘allies’
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Druggy @drugslinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hunter S Thompson would never write for this iteration of RS. He would send them mail bombs.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you
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haha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
face blindness finding new ways to do you dirty
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just confidently greeted some ‘neighbours’ who were in fact strangers inspecting an apartment
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wasn’t ‘we want to end same-sex, I mean abortion’ like a week ago? People say what they mean
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love soda and I love mac and cheese but this sounds unpleasant
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Jay Loveridge (MILF Era) Birthday 10/08 @ihatenfts.gay · 22/09/2026
damn girl it would be soooooo sexy of you to start using alt text
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Patient: I’m having a nicotinamide infusion Nurse: Is that the same as nicotine What do you think oh my god
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Real bad pukesomnia tonight 🙁
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I get a glimpse of my reflection and I am so limp-wristed
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Home safe from the hospital! Celebrating with the adding of cheese to macaroni
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting discharged todayyy 🎉
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just told a nurse that if they started my overnight treatment an hour early it can finish an hour early, and she counted on her fingers to verify lmao
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doctor: You identify as male, is that right? Me: I’m male, yes Doc: [mildly surprised?] Oh.
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped
discoverwildlife.com
New species of wild cat discovered in Bolivia’s cloud forest | Discover Wildlife
Leopardus tilcayo is the first wild cat species described by scientists in more than a century
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All the little 19yo nursing students are so frightened of everything now, but soon enough they’ll be graduate nurses fucking up my care all by themselves 🥰
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two more days in hospital (day admissions next week notwithstanding). Not looking forward to the medium body horror of having the picc line pulled out of me (it’s a tube hanging out of my arm that runs all the way to the aorta near the heart)
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I do not like the apparent hospital policy of waking me for obs almost three hours before breakfast every day
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Frasier definitely sleeps with more women than Roz does
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m being fasted for an ultrasound and I’m so hungy
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bought some more Mask air fresheners They are named for what they make my autistic friends have to do
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To quote someone, I might not have a face that launched a thousand ships, but I have hips that have launched a thousand faces
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know English is a hard language and I know that speakers of some other languages aren’t used to gendered pronouns. But if I can learn that a Spanish table is female, I think people could prioritise learning ‘he’ vs ‘she’
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If anyone asks how you’re doing after back surgery, you must say ‘I stand corrected’
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cool as the other side of the cucumber
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine asking a waiter what the special is and he just keeps saying ‘not horse meat’. Yes but what meat is it? Not horse, don’t worry about it
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I may have had a little subjective cognitive decline in recent years, but I can still read fast enough to not need to pay for Grammarly (I can read its suggestions before they blur out)
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
The last thing a Pokémon sees before getting trapped in a ball
New follower!
Ash has followed you
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have a v simple hospital process where for blood sugar tests they bring me an (empty) insulin needle to prick my finger because I’m scared of auto lancets. Not only does this get handed over only about 1/3 of the time, but I have had to clarify repeatedly that I’m not asking for fucking insulin
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chat the phlebotomist is talking to me through a plushie, how do I shut this shit down
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a picc line coming out of my arm for a couple of weeks and I keep sitting on the tubing, dipping the lumens in my food, etc. The other day I had a fall because I knocked the iv pole over. Absolute disaster human
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The nurses have made up my bed
A hospital bed with grey quilt and grey pillow. Atop the pillow is perched a Charmander plushie.
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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
evergreen
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People sure are emboldened to openly say nazi shit lately
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THRILLHO knuckle tattoos
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I changed all my phone settings and unplugged all the wiretaps in my house and that would have been very troubling re my health a decade ago but now ???
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On the flip side, I will always remember hearing a girl on about 13 Sep 2001 saying ‘are people STILL talking about that?!’ Babe you have no idea what’s coming
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A colleague was fully traumatised from seeing it on tv and had to sit facing the office window ‘for when the planes come’ to Tuggeranong
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/09/2026
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silence, functional neurotypicals 

an autistic shitposter is talking
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Misery! At the Fucken Hospital
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/09/2026
it's crazy how cross-sex hormones will make all your dreams come true
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I once asked a grindr guy which surgery he meant when he asked the usual question. And he volunteered that he didn’t know what he was talking about and apologised. That was pretty nice
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I speak like someone from Boston or New York apparently mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
mydialect.us
Standard Language Quiz — Dialect Map Quiz
Take the Standard Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey.
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol
static.klipy.com
Jesse Pinkman's Intense Water Drink
Alt: Jesse Pinkman's Intense Water Drink
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And the elder hippie said, ‘You have it backward, my son: one must have Pink Floyd to enjoy being high’
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raoul puke @raoulpuke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a public health worker, I love the current emphasis on bottom prep as a personal choice, but as a sex worker, I very strongly disapprove
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