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Random Sprint and 57 others

@randomsprint.bsky.social
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On this platform I'm not pretending to be a boy.

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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
AoC saying that denying claims is a "form of violence" is dangerous. One is allowed to reply to violence with violence. It's called self-defense Ironically, labeling things that aren't violence violence is itself an act of violence.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I know this is complicated, but insurance companies putting limits on reimbursements for anesthesia doesn't mean the anesthesia stops mid-surgery. It is a downward pressure on medical costs. Don't use it as an excuse for violence.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I only login to bsky to see if Taylor gets banned from bsky
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Holy shit. a^2 + b^2 = c^2 for a right angle triangle. Why didn't they teach us this in school?
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Calling back the hospital where my daughter was born to complain about them never sending over a guide to styling hair.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I love everything about Tiny Houses except for how small they are.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay, a couple left wing accounts suggested, but no Trump voters. I voted for Trump four times. Ask me anything!
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The problem with Twitter is that it's full of retards. So nice to be on a website where no one reads my tweets.
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Tom @brutish.dev · 20/11/2024
when you’re a big account like me you can just post “Test” and 58 people like it lol
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Test 

“and 57 others” is part of the name, that’s the joke
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Talked to my 6 yo daughter about why she doesn't want to do her chores. "They're just boring." I told her I agreed but that boring things are important. To help pass the time better, I gave her my secret to passing the time better: WH40k audibooks. Can't wait to discuss the Horus Heresy with her!
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Have yall made any legendary modules yet?
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Gaslighting my husband to think that I'm not gaslighting him by claiming that everything he says is gaslighting.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
One man's troll is another man's earnest conversation.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay, yall are making some fundamental misunderstandings of basic economics. I'll use this space to write a long tweet that defends market economies and their limits. Usually, voluntary trade is good because both people are making a swap for something they prefer (whether money, time, goods, or ser
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Haha. Wow. I thought this was supposed to be a nicer site. Why are so many of yall cannibals? Threatening to eat people in a different social class doesn't seem very nice.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Nice to see so many people moving over to the friendly blue skies! What are some great left-wing and right-wing accounts to follow?
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Weird how few superconductor experts there are on this platform.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Everyone wants you to meet your neighbors, until they realize that means I'm assembling a database.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
You could make a great social media platform off the posters Twitter has banned by mistake.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
*trying to impress Bluesky voice* Yeah, communists should always have full security access.
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 20/07/2023
imm a high decoupler. i decouple eveyrthing. i decouple cause and effect. i refuse to count to 2
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Bored. Prompt me.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Billionaires "hoarding" money is fine. If there isn't enough money, then the Fed makes more. If billionaires spent more money, the Fed would make less. In a functioning economy, people work together to create value. Nothing else matters. The system is robust to accumulation.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
He could make others neato, but he could not make himself neato.
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
i have great affection for bsky devs, i think this is a worthy project and im grateful to them for the kindness theyve showed us this is an open letter to them regarding what to do about Recent Complaints, offered in good faith and the spirit of friendship my advice: 黙殺
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
The forever chemicals in nonstick pans are dangerous to pet birds, but don't worry. Who has ever used a dying bird to indicate danger?
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Discussing my political takes with the neighbors. More reach than Bsky and Twitter combined.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I am in the middle of the best years of my life.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
There's a version of me that became a crypto or lottery billionaire. I'm glad I'm not that person. Being forced to work has smoothed out my rough edges and distilled my natural virtues. If I had instead thrown fuel on my vices, I never would have known what I was missing.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
*Me, trying to impress Bluesky* Actually, I think only Blacks and lesbians should go to college.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
When you play a fancy opening, you're a tryhard loser. When I do it, I'm a student of the game embodying the trickster spirit of Loki. I'm very cool. Please keep that in mind.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
On Twitter, all posts must be one of the best 600 users will see that day. On bsky, I have no standards and will post whatever bullshit I want.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
I am have seven invite codes for this social media site. You may not have them, because you are already here. Who should I give them to? Long live Bluesky.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
When I'm on @whatsmid.bsky.social: Yes! I deserve this! My ticket out of here! This rules! When someone else is on What's Mid: Ha. Mid.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Updated my display name so I can give people more dopamine.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
New short story inspired by recent memes on the other site. randomsprint.substack.com/p/cdbo
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Studies actually show that I'm correct, and you're an idiot.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
You meet people when at networking events, but they're the kinds of people who go to networking events. Yes, you get followers when you follow everyone, but they're the kinds of people who follow back anyone.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
I researched that 21e8 thing so you don't have to. Here's a nonfiction explainer. Spoiler, I don't think it's evidence of quantum computers or time travel. randomsprint.substack.com/p/21e8
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Takes me back to the best discourse in Twitter history.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Earlier this week, I accidentally shaved my beard for the first time in years. My lower face looks like it emerged from a time capsule. I wish my whole body could have a beard. Retvrn to monke.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Took the family swimming, and we have returned as the hungriest humans in history.
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 06/05/2023
harrowing of hellthread
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Yeah, I have a breeding fetish. But our community prefers to call it "being normal humans."
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Setting up a Bsky Accounts Receivable department that ensures I collect the likes and reskeets I am due.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I actually plan on having a very productive day after one more game of chess.
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Random Sprint and 57 others @randomsprint.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
TPoT is fascist. You can tell because some of them read fascist literature. Maybe they read the arguments and didn't accept the conclusions? No. That's impossible. The arguments for fascism are too strong. No one can deny them. Their points are too good.
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