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@eigenrobot.bsky.social
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents. my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast. i hope your families are well!
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux did you even say thank you
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
wonder if i can post this here without getting banned
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
you could but isn't that a little heartless
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
we need to talk about this bsky
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
there are only five genders
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
he was so real for this
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
ive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine read more on x dot com the everything app: x.com/eigenrobot/s...
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 15/11/2024
i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram
the illustration from “green eggs and ham” of sam-i-am and his unnamed interlocutor are riding atop a train has been cut out and pasted into the widely-memes black-and-white drawing of the trolley problem. instead of a plate of green eggs and ham, sam-i-am is offering the trolley track lever to his unnamed interlocutor.
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i'd almost forgotten about this
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Bella Rudd @bellarudd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
there once was a fellow from prague in search of a ravishing pawg; however, tonight as none have swiped right he's stuck merely cranking his hog.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
oh shit oh fuck hes on to us attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
im just glad ppl remember me
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
considering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space
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🌱🌷🌼 pallas, rejoicing 🌼🌷🌱 @proserpina.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
i'm not the steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up.
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
currently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
weekend idea: double feature
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
i am asking people to stop using the b-slur this is hurtful to all people whose parents were not married at the time of their birth, and to their families the preferred term is "natural child"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
if your prone to scrupulosity i have something for you to ponder. little brain teaser for you here it is: byzantine generals problem but for communicating sexual consent figure it out
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
id be fascinated to see user demos for bsky v twitter. it feels like this site is much younger somehow
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
leftists get all the credit for being aesthetes but i cant think of a single left-wing world leader who was a painter
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
i wonder if he had something particular in mind i dont think he did, to be honest, which makes it that much more ominous it takes a lot for a canadian to write something like the last stanza. think about that
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
>be bsky >implement public and sharable mutelists >adopt arbitrary and impossibly vague policies around sensitive topics >kowtow to harassment mobs >non-insane ppl select out, insane ppl invite others somebody help me my platform is a hellscape whats the case for this becoming better?
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
"ontologically" means extra super-duper. going to the _extreme_. as you can probably guess from the pronunciation its a branch of philosophy (logos) that concerns itself with things that go "on too" far
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
"boyfriendless behavior" i mutter under my breathe as my nephew gets caught in the glue trap i set in the living room
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Glyph Rotator @glyphrotator.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
back when aspergers was real they'd organize into teams and fight each other on irc
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Carpinche @claiborne.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
I'm telling my kids this was Arthur.
Bart clenching his fist like that Arthur meme
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Glyph Rotator @glyphrotator.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
tpot stands for three kingdoms era part of tpot
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
choose your own status hierarchy
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
a mighty threat indeed. i was initially terrified that i may have overlooked some error in my otherwise blameless life, but then i wondered: what was in my interlocutor's history? who of us has truly sinned against god? reader, you will be astonished by what i found
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Literal Banana @literalbanana.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
good news everybody there's a spaceship hopelessly lodged in a space canal and it's blocking all the space traffic
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
if someone is making arguments against your character in bad faith the worst thing you can do is accept their framing of the matter. at that point your assassination is assured
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
memento mori (menacing)
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
i want a girl with a short skirt and a sniiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
you say you're a homophobe, yet live in a home... interesting
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𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
using psyop with a hard 𝛙
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