𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents. my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast. i hope your families are well! 1190
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux did you even say thank you 1324
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 20/12/2024i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more 3211
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/12/2024colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity 3251
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024ive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine read more on x dot com the everything app: x.com/eigenrobot/s...x.comx.com 9591
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮBrian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 15/11/2024i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram 316838
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮBella Rudd @bellarudd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024there once was a fellow from prague in search of a ravishing pawg; however, tonight as none have swiped right he's stuck merely cranking his hog. 2393
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain 205384333235
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024oh shit oh fuck hes on to us attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers 4843
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024considering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space 12931
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮ🌱🌷🌼 pallas, rejoicing 🌼🌷🌱 @proserpina.bsky.social · 21/07/2023i'm not the steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up. 6455126
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2023currently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas 7281
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone 2423
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023i am asking people to stop using the b-slur this is hurtful to all people whose parents were not married at the time of their birth, and to their families the preferred term is "natural child" 6282
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮwint @dril.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas 9260281437
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023if your prone to scrupulosity i have something for you to ponder. little brain teaser for you here it is: byzantine generals problem but for communicating sexual consent figure it out 2120
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023id be fascinated to see user demos for bsky v twitter. it feels like this site is much younger somehow 3150
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 19/07/2023leftists get all the credit for being aesthetes but i cant think of a single left-wing world leader who was a painter 2120
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023i wonder if he had something particular in mind i dont think he did, to be honest, which makes it that much more ominous it takes a lot for a canadian to write something like the last stanza. think about that 260
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023>be bsky >implement public and sharable mutelists >adopt arbitrary and impossibly vague policies around sensitive topics >kowtow to harassment mobs >non-insane ppl select out, insane ppl invite others somebody help me my platform is a hellscape whats the case for this becoming better? 8412
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 18/07/2023"ontologically" means extra super-duper. going to the _extreme_. as you can probably guess from the pronunciation its a branch of philosophy (logos) that concerns itself with things that go "on too" far 2221
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮzenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 18/07/2023"boyfriendless behavior" i mutter under my breathe as my nephew gets caught in the glue trap i set in the living room 0192
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮGlyph Rotator @glyphrotator.bsky.social · 17/07/2023back when aspergers was real they'd organize into teams and fight each other on irc 2202
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮGlyph Rotator @glyphrotator.bsky.social · 17/07/2023tpot stands for three kingdoms era part of tpot 1111
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023a mighty threat indeed. i was initially terrified that i may have overlooked some error in my otherwise blameless life, but then i wondered: what was in my interlocutor's history? who of us has truly sinned against god? reader, you will be astonished by what i found 3130
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮLiteral Banana @literalbanana.bsky.social · 17/07/2023good news everybody there's a spaceship hopelessly lodged in a space canal and it's blocking all the space traffic 2322
𝛙ꙮ @eigenrobot.bsky.social · 17/07/2023if someone is making arguments against your character in bad faith the worst thing you can do is accept their framing of the matter. at that point your assassination is assured 2251
Reposted by 𝛙ꙮzenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17/07/2023you say you're a homophobe, yet live in a home... interesting 0182