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Feminize a band name Nikole Kershaw

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Has anyone done the math on this? Per Google Gemini, it would take roughly 10,500 tanker trucks to carry the same amount of oil that one VLCC tanker ship can hold. That's a fuckload of trucks and drivers!

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Seriously, when do we start "air gapping" all systems?

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's something about Bessent's eyes that make me trust him even less than his obvious bullshit statements.

Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

File this in the "what could go wrong?" department.

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Holy shit. The Raiders started the season 2-0! #Raiders

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

OK, so now that Trump wants to turn the "triumphal arch" into a multipurpose facility, lets crowdsource additional ideas for other things we can get packaged into the arch. I'll start: Lets add a delicatessen and call it "Archie's". #TriumphalArch

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now that hackers are using Claude to hack OpenAI, I can envision a near future where Claude and OpenAI models duke it out like Godzilla vs Mothra, destroying infrastructure while us humans serve as helpless spectators and victims.

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As a fish, I can confirm he's an absolute moron because: 1) Unless his hypothetical boat has a super huge battery and this boat is in a swimming pool, he's not going to be electrocuted. 2) No fish in their right mind would eat him. Too much fatty mush. We have standards too! #TrumpIsAMoron

Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is it just me, or are many items staying on the @bsky.app "Trending" list for 3-4 days? Seems like there's enough going on in the world (and on bsky) to keep this list a bit more fresh, no?

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is exhibit # 1,491,201 for using the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from power. WTF are we waiting for? For Trump to start literally nuking our allies and killing millions because they hurt his feelings? Is that what its going to take?

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'd like to know more about Sam Darnold's "very unique soft-tissue" injury in his glute. #Seahawks

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone know what's good for getting ketchup stains off walls? Asking for the White House cleaning staff.

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I dunno. The Chinese certainly have advanced robots and are quickly getting there with AI. So maybe Trump is right that "Robots" won't be marching into *all* "Cities". Maybe they will only be marching into those of Chinese enemies? I sure am relieved Trump's taking this seriously!

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I challenge anyone to provide *any* evidence that Trump has exerted *any* oversight on AI. Seriously, can you picture him analyzing AI LLMs and providing "on the spot guidance" a la Kim Jong Un at some new DPRK public works project?

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NORAD: Hey Mr President, we've got a bunch of incoming nuclear warheads. TRUMP: Nah....it's just a hoax / fake news.

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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress

The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's

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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 14/09/2026

I just saw someone say that Ross Douthat looks like the killer from Too Many Cooks and now I can't unsee it. You're welcome.

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well, with most new data center development being blocked, they were going to have to slow down anyway, no? The big question: will China agree to slow down too?

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

10 Year Treasury yield on its way to 5%. It hit 4.992% earlier today. Where's Scott Bessent when you need him? @carlquintanilla.bsky.social am I allowed to use a 🤡 here?

Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Guys, take it from a fish. There's something really fishy about this.

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Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is it true the Houthis hit Saudi Arabia's East-West crude oil pipeline? Asking for a global financial market.

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When Trump talks about himself in 3rd person it just sounds like Trump's puppeteer Putin is doing the talking.

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I'll bet that if Iran proposed a deal to end the war where they gave up everything but insisted Trump say he was wrong....that we'd still be in this war until after Trump leaves office.

Ask GOP voters what they spent their DOGE dividend checks on. When they say "what dividend checks?" tell them the GOP took them away because they've been in power the whole time.

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No, its because you humans are getting too fatty for our taste.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/09/2026

You guys are all aquatic wannabe posers. As one of the only fish on bsky, my "home river" -- the Columbia River -- is where I was actually born. 😜

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Why do we have to pretend these things are people?? This is so dumb. Nobody needs to play along.

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@ericstephen.bsky.social -- I just saw a clip of tonight's game. Is @alyankovic.bsky.social pitching for the Reds?

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