Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The use of "Checks" in double quotes is a dead giveaway. They're not getting real, live checks, are they? 100
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Any idea why they opted to start the ATL-LAD game at 1 PM and give SD-MIL the 5:30 PM slot? 100
Reposted by Random CarpTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/10/2026oh so it's defund the police now? 19533180
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He talked about "ontological difference" but neglected to mention "anatomical difference": AI creating art where people have 3 legs or 6 fingers. AI's got humans beat soundly there! 210
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shouldn't he be worrying a tad more about the recent FBI hack? That's a "shortcoming" too, no? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sounds like someone is bored with their current building projects and floating a trial balloon for a new one. 030
Reposted by Random CarpRandom Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We should start calling him Trumb. 031
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is Wheat Speedlegion the designated pinch runner? 010
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I weren't a fish, I'd opt for the Prawnloft with Alabaster Sauce for dinner. 010
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think he seriously just likes hearing his crappy voice. I'm surprised he doesn't start reading the telephone book starting at A. Oh wait, he probably can't read. 010
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Next, they'll re-do Hitler. TRUMP: "Many people are saying he was treated unfairly." 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They've got nothing positive to show for their efforts at governing so this is just to distract away from their failures. 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sure, but obviously Smith and Willis are in cahoots - they both have a letter "I" in their last names! C'mon! 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks like the Asstros forgot to bring their trash cans to this series. 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I guess Pentagon IT didn't have enough testosterone? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A virtual planetoid. It has its own weather system! (Props to Mike Myers) 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026....who's running the dept with his wife. Who's in charge? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Did Hegseth get an exemption from the "no weirdos" rule? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Since Skeletor is really a cyborg, I don't think you can trust him on AI. 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I had the same initial thought. Then it occurred to me: Since Trump is lying 95% of the time, maybe his voters realize that and only selectively believe the parts they want to believe? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's up with all the empty seats in ATL and HOU yesterday? I understand they were early starts but this is the frickin' playoffs! Call in sick to work/school! #MLB #ATL #HOU 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So if investors aren't plowing as much money into money market funds, where are they putting their money? Please explain it to me like I'm a fish. 120
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Following his other renames, I'm surprised he didn't go with "America Intelligence". But maybe even he realizes that's an oxymoron because we somehow re-elected a corrupt moron a second time! 001
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@carlquintanilla.bsky.social That escalated quickly! 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe the Giants should have traded for Case Keenum instead of JJ McCarthy. 020
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By "but possibly another position pitcher" are you hinting at Ohtani pitching? Or is this a typo? 010
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OK, who told them the root password was Ka$hIsNutz? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kinda surprised he didn't ask to rename AI to "Trump Intelligence" or something completely upside down like that. 030
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Who would have guessed the Raiders would open the season 3-0 and the Chargers 0-3? Woot! 😍 #Raiders #Chargers 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Especially when you consider they have juggernauts like the Angels and Athletics in the same division. 😂 010
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder if Nolo Press has a DIY book for dealing with the legal liability for landlords from Tropical Storm Nolo? 000
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That looks my local garden center / plant nursery, not a neocloud facility. 030
Random Carp @randomcarp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The irony of the lowest intelligence administration ever pushing "super intelligence" is not lost on this fish. 000
