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Steve K 🎃 @skleinedler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

People of Philadelphia & Baltimore: this Friday 9pm I'm performing at the Yo! Adrienne festival in Sad Trombone (w/ @ralphalpha.bsky.social ) in Philly and Saturday 4:30 at the Baltimore Improv Festival in Sad Trombone and Big Bang. Ralph & I are also teaching a workshop in Baltimore at 2PM Sat.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

We did some fun things at the Memphis Zoo last month! I met a nice bear Dan got raptured We met a wise catfish Dan found a mask I’m pretty sure was haunted We also got heat stroke but I was too weak to take a picture #zoo #bear #fun

Ralph pretending to run from a grizzly bear in his water tank

Dan standing in front of a wall with large colorful wings painted on it

Picture of a lone catfish staring out of his tank

Dan standing with a crocodile mask in front of his face

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

After many listens, I’m moving “School” into my top spot for this album with “Love Sensation” as a close second. I will also be listening sauced to the gills for the holiday weekend so rankings may change 🕺

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

There’s not a lot of things I look forward to these days, but tomorrow Mother Madonna’s #confessionsII comes out and I will be drinking wine and listening to that shit on repeat all day #madonna #coadf2 #gay

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Madonna in 'Hung Up' Music Video

Alt: Madonna in 'Hung Up' Music Video

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/06/2026

A traveler asked: “How could ancient people possibly understand mathematics?” Excellent question. We accidentally invented geometry while trying to avoid carrying rocks incorrectly.

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Notes from a Tired Egyptian Guy Whose Job Is Explaining That Humans Built the Pyramids

A traveler asked: “How could ancient people possibly understand mathematics?” Excellent question. We accidentally invented geometry while trying to avoid car...

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Why with the high heeled flip flops, ma’am? Chose either comfort or height. Don’t be greedy.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Does anybody still play RockBand? There is literally nothing better than going out to a bar, having a few drinks, then coming home and belting out your heart to No Doubt’s “Don’t Speak” in the comfort of your own living room. Bonus point if you can sing and play guitar at the same time

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

What happens when the funniest comics in Philly and few sex educators sit down and watch clips of porn in front of a live audience? A unique and magical comedy adventure that only happens on PORN STASH. June 6th - 9:30 to 11:30pm Tickets at the link below! www.eventbrite.com/e/porn-stash...

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Porn Stash: A Sexy Comedy Show

Trigger Warning: This show is a sex positive, highly educational, shame free, safe space and will include explicit content, and hilarity.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

The absence of ancient history and mythology in America has stunted our ability to connect on a human level. When all you have to connect you to others is superficial, any strong wind will tear it all apart.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I didn’t cry at the series finale of #hacks… YOU cried at the series finale of #hacks Actually I think it’s impossible for anyone to not cry at the series finale of #hacks #hacks

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Currently forcing my molecules to vibrate so fast I slide into an alternate dimension to get away from this absolute dogshit timeline. Hoping this insane nosebleed is from the inter dimensional shift and not my insane cortisol levels…

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

New GOP logo just dropped.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’m directing these 9 amazing actors as they craft a totally improvised sports documentary from thin air over 60 minutes in the 3 Mad Rituals format. If you’re in Philly, come check this show out! #comedy #improv #philly www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

A graphic poster for Audible: An Improvised Sports Documentary

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Laying in bed casually googling local fallout shelters near me. You know, as one does nowadays… Spoiler alert… there are none

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Last 14 months of Biden's term: +1.74m jobs First 14 months of Trump's term: 150,000 jobs (total! for the whole 14 months!) www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Are you a sports fan? How about documentaries? Comedy? Improv? If this Venn Diagram overlaps at all for you then check out… AUDIBLE! An Improvised Sports Doc I’m directing 9 amazing actors as they improvise an hour long sports doc. Ticket link 👇 www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

This flyer shows a dirty soccer ball with a smiley face sticker sitting on the grass in the middle of a sports stadium. The text around the ball says “Audible! An Improvised Sports Documentary”

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Dear American Press. Underage girls are children. Minors are children. Sex with children is: Rape Sex Assault Pedophilia. Hope these new words are helpful in your next non-article about the Epstein Files.

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Don't be fooled by this bill's name-- this is a book banning bill that will exclude LGBTQ books from all public schools NATIONWIDE. Call your congresspeople and tell them to VOTE NO on this nakedly bigoted book banning bullshit. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"250 years is a long time for a country..." and for a speech. #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I hope he announces the winner of Best Original Screenplay soon #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"We're keeping our hemisphere safe by bombing all the fisherman. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.... I dunno why. Poor fish." #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

He really does revel in talking in gross detail about injuries and dead people and how they died and their bodies. He tells on himself constantly. #sotu

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I... didn't realize that... DHS... is responsible for...shoveled my snow? #sotu

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today: —Democrats won HD94 by 63 points. (Harris won it by 30 in 2024.) —Democrats won HD42 by 35 points. (Harris won it by 17 in 2024.) [The 2024 numbers are via the essential @the-downballot.com].

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

He keeps saying people from mental institutions are pouring into the country because his disease-addled brain thinks asylum seekers are mental patients. #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

We took a vote about who was the best player on the team. It was rigged. I should have won. I'm sending the FBI into Georgia as we speak to find the missing votes. Everyone says I'm the best goalie. Pucks. Lots of pucks. #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Men's hockey squandering all the Heated Rivalry capital they received this year #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Even the mic is tired of his fuckery #sotu

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Watching Vance and Johnson’s faces to see the exact moment the PDF shits himself #sotu

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Sam Levin @samtlevin.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault. LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ “hat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in “bad faith” In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted DOJ keeps lying and losing:

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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court

String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Fun fact: The name “Valentine” comes from the word “valiant”, meaning brave, and “tine”, meaning a prong of a fork. So be a brave fork and send someone a valentine today ❤️

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 09/02/2026

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions. Then covered it up again when caught. Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up

A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I unknowingly trained my Insta feed to just show me videos of horribly racist white people saying racist shit and then immediately getting their asses beat and honestly it’s making me sleep so much better.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/02/2026

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I get my news from a reliable source

A green puppet with orange hair and a blazer. Gary Gnu was a segment on The Great Space Coaster in the early 80s

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the road trip buddy comedy I never knew I needed #aknightofthesevenkingdoms

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Doing my part and watching the “Becoming” Michelle Obama doc on Netflix. Politics aside and embracing my naïveté it’s just nice to watch a genuinely amazing, caring person being themselves and connecting with others to converse and raise them up. #becoming #netflix #obama

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Bring back shunning. Tap into the ol’ Puritan ghosts haunting this place. Brand them all with a scarlet “I” Never look at them or speak to them or show them any iota of human connection. Every human being has this power Never let them think they are part of our world ever again.

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