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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

We did some fun things at the Memphis Zoo last month! I met a nice bear Dan got raptured We met a wise catfish Dan found a mask I’m pretty sure was haunted We also got heat stroke but I was too weak to take a picture #zoo #bear #fun

Ralph pretending to run from a grizzly bear in his water tank

Dan standing in front of a wall with large colorful wings painted on it

Picture of a lone catfish staring out of his tank

Dan standing with a crocodile mask in front of his face

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’m directing these 9 amazing actors as they craft a totally improvised sports documentary from thin air over 60 minutes in the 3 Mad Rituals format. If you’re in Philly, come check this show out! #comedy #improv #philly www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

A graphic poster for Audible: An Improvised Sports Documentary

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Are you a sports fan? How about documentaries? Comedy? Improv? If this Venn Diagram overlaps at all for you then check out… AUDIBLE! An Improvised Sports Doc I’m directing 9 amazing actors as they improvise an hour long sports doc. Ticket link 👇 www.sawubonacreativityproject.org/upcomingshows

This flyer shows a dirty soccer ball with a smiley face sticker sitting on the grass in the middle of a sports stadium. The text around the ball says “Audible! An Improvised Sports Documentary”

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I get my news from a reliable source

A green puppet with orange hair and a blazer. Gary Gnu was a segment on The Great Space Coaster in the early 80s

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

SINNERS breaking records with 16 Oscar nominations this year! I really hope it wins everyone, especially Best Movie! I know it’s a horror movie but damn it was so good. Can’t wait to see what happens! Also, Michael B Jordan can call me whenever he wants. #oscars #oscarnominees #sinners

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Dress to Get Laid Party Tyler School of Art 1998 Vs I Get Laid Regularly In the House I Own 2025 #youngvsold #oldpics #college

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

My first time making Italian Rainbow Cookies for the holidays. They turned out like the picture and taste amazing. Don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…. Toot toot #baking #cookies #holiday #christmascookies #italian

Italian Rainbow Cookies. Red, white, and green layers of cookie with raspberry jam filling and chocolate coating top and bottom

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I’m truly grateful for everything. Thank you!!!#birthday #50 #turning50

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I finally turned 50! I can feel my bones slowly turning to dust, but at least hanging out with all these amazing friends, having some drinks, and doing a literal shit-ton on karaoke made everything so much better. I can’t put into words how lucky I am to have so many quality people in my life.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

OPEN AUDITIONS IN PHILLY Sawubona Creativity Project is hosting open auditions on 12/20 between 10am-6pm 3 Mad Rituals is an improvised hour-long comedy consisting of three different improv forms done back to back. Link in comments! Click for more info and to reserve your audition time slot.

Audition flyer consisting of a background of a football field with the 30 yard line visible. In the foreground the text says “Audition Alert! Sawubona Creativity Project is now casting for its upcoming spring production of 3 Mad Rituals: An Untitled Sports Documentary. Auditions and callbacks will be held on Dec 20 2025 from 10am-6pm. The show will run March 21st-29th 2026. Read the full release at the link below!

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Definitely vibing on Plur1bus. The first two episodes are pretty killer sci-fi mindfuck. And also very Rick and Morty adjacent. #pluribus #scifi #appletv

A woman with blonde hair and an orange leather jacket holds a phone to her right ear and looks concerned.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

The 80s called… they want their sexy drunk alien vibes back. #v #halloween #80s #scifi

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

We did it! We watched one scary movie each night of October for Halloween. Here is a list of all 31 movies if you’re curious. Were they all good? No. Were they all fun to watch? Yes. And half of them are from 1975 since that’s when I was born and I’ll be 50 this year! How many have you seen?

The first half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 1-15.

The second half of the list of movies we watched for Halloween 2025. This is movie 16-31.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 31 /// The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) And superheroes Come to feast and taste the flesh Not quite yet deceased #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Frank-n-furter, Magenta, and Columbia all pose on a throne

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 30 /// Death of a Unicorn (2025) Even in folklore The rich ruin everything And then snort what’s left #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man and his daughter both look down at something with concerned faces

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 29 /// Jaws (1975) Close the beaches, chief There’s a man eater out there And our boat’s too small #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man wearing glasses with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth looks at the camera while a shark breaks the surface of the water behind him.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 28 /// Wolf Man (2025) A guy got bit once The prodigal son returned And he got bit too #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman and her daughter stare wide eyed and mouths agape at something in front of them.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 27 /// The Stepford Wives (1975) No mouthy ladies We like our wives compliant Fembot hausfrau chic #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Three women stand at a sliding door and look toward the backyard.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 26 /// Ash (2025) Not remembering Why they’re dead, or why I’m here Have another patch #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman in a space suit looks with concern to the right of the frame

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 25 /// Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975) Who’s killing models? Trinity from The Matrix Is getting even #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman looks warily off to the left in front of a floral 70s wallpaper.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 24 /// Shiver Me Timbers (2025) Halley’s Comet comes And makes a shitty movie Of mutant Popeye #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

An old man with a corn cob pipe looks intently at the sky as he sits in a boat on the ocean.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 23 /// Darker Than Night (1975) Inherited house Comes with Becker the weird cat And your dead aunt’s ghost #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

The silhouette of an old woman shows through lace curtains in a dark room at night.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 22 /// Marvel Zombies (2025) There’s no use fighting As the super undead kill And serve the red queen #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Captain America as a zombie looking at the viewer.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 21 /// Trilogy of Terror (1975) The mousy teacher The twins, and the wooden doll Are not what they seem #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man and a woman are both holding a small stack of books and are walking down a school hallway toward the viewer.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 20 /// Bambi: The Reckoning (2025) These dumb rich people Just go hide and close the door Deer can’t use doorknobs #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A huge mutated deer stands on an overturned car in the forest and glares at the viewer with red eyes.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 19 /// Satan’s Children (1975) Bobby ran away Into a satanic cult That really hates gays #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Three people are kneeling and facing to the left of the frame. They are wearing dark robes in a room lined with red curtains

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 18 /// V/H/S Halloween Halloween soda Please take one piece of candy Be safe… trick or treat #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman in an orange jumpsuit holds a can of soda and looks at it curiously

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 17 /// Bug (1975) Arsonist cockroach Burned down the Brady Bunch house Now you spell quite well #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man wearing thick gloves holds up a large bug and looks at it intently

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 16 /// 28 Years Later Spike on his first trip The mainland is dangerous But mom needs some help #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Four people look small next to a giant summer tree. All are in stark silhouette in black and white

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 15 /// Night of the Seagulls (1975) Creepy seaside town Where the seagulls scream like girls The knights are hungry #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Three people in close up. A man is in the middle looking concerned as the two women on either side look terrified and their eyes are filled with tears.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 14 /// Opus (2025) New music, old man Singles dropping one by one Who’s left to listen? #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman peeks out from the rim of a tub holding a screwdriver as a weapon.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 13 /// Lips of Blood (1975) Remembered ruins Full of naked French vampires Nosferatu boobs #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman with short dark hair and a white dress looks into the distance through the slats of a large wooden gate.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 12 /// Cloud (2024) Cheating your users Can make you unpopular Let the hunt begin #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A disheveled man stands in an industrial park in front of some scaffolding. He is looking at the viewer.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Movie 11 /// Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) A summer outing Faces of the mountain call Those girls are gone now #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Three girls hold hands and walk towards the right of frame. They are wearing white skirts and blouses from the early 1900s.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 10 /// Together (2025) I resent your parts They stick to me like regret And crawl inside me #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A sweaty and disheveled woman and man are sitting side by side and looking down at something disturbing.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 09 /// Autopsy (1975) Il sole brucia Il caldo fa rabbia La fame vive #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman with blonde hair stares wide-eyed from behind a corner

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 08 /// Dangerous Animals (2025) A little night swim To entertain the captain God is in the sea #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man with a beard and linen shirt is closing the top of a shark cage and looking down at the viewer who is in the cage

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 07 /// The Amusement Park (1975) Time is running out Let’s ride Metaphor Mountain Old heads line up here #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

An old man wearing a dirty white suit with white shoes and a brown cane sits on a white folding chair in a white room. He is beat up and has visible cuts on his face and a bandage on his forehead.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 06 /// Oddity (2024) I touch and I see The man in the box still screams We know what you did #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A woman with short blonde hair sits at a table holding an object in front of her. She looks forward almost looking at the viewer.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 05 /// Psychic Killer (1975) Emilio says Use my necklace, hunt them down Arnold is watching #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man stands with his arms out wide in front of some bedroom curtains

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 04 /// Night Swim (2024) Our pool is hungry And generous with its gifts Make a wish and jump #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A boy is floating in a pool and looking into the distance. His house is standing ominously in the background.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 03 /// Race with the Devil (1975) Went on vacation The locals chased us around RV’s full of snakes #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Two couples (two men and two women) stand close together outside of an RV and look into the distance

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 02 /// Heretic (2024) Missionary trip Iterations of the first Stay and have some pie #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

Two women in their early 20s are standing holding their bicycles and looking concerned.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

31 Days of Halloween 2025 Movie 01 /// Shivers (1975) Starliner Towers Parasite amenities I’m hungry for love #31daysofhalloween #horror #scarymovie #halloween

A man and woman are surrounded by multiple hands grabbing them

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Last night of our Clowns, Villains, and Lovers Fringe shows. So much fun combining a modern improv format with classic Commedia dell’arte masks. Thank you Philly Fringe! #art #comedy #improv #fringe #philly

Different half-masks in two neat rows on a skinny table.

Four half-masks in a square formation on a table.

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Ralph Andracchio @ralphalpha.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

This Friday! Check me out in the Yo Adrienne Improv Festival in Philly with my comedy partner @skleinedler.bsky.social . Follow the link for tickets #comedy #festival #philly #improv yoadrienneimprovfestival.com

A blue background with the words “we’re performing at Yo Adrienne Improv Festival on Aug. 29th at 8pm and all we got was this lousy Instagram graphic” in the middle of the image is a photo of Ralph and Steve making dumb faces.

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