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Ben Orchard

@raehik.bsky.social
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夢を抱きしめろ Embrace your dreams.|日JA (N1)・英EN・λHaskell|ダンレボDDR・音ゲーrhythm games|he/him|trans rights

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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 4h
"I will not wear anything with child labor" is going to mean, in pretty short order, "I will not wear clothes" this is just functionally what textile manufacturing is now and it's only going to accelerate from here Get out of town with this doomer bullshit and START. FIGHTING.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional…
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist
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scolipede themed anal beads @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · 6h
⚠️IMPORTANT, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST Panamá was hit by a 7.7 earthquake, heavily affecting vulnerable, rural communities. State aid has been insufficient so DONATIONS ARE DIRELY NEEDED! ANY AMOUNT MATTERS! If you'd like to donate, you can find more info below ⬇️ I'll use the thread to give more context
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 14h
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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Witchy Namisky @naminerose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ending of Crisis Core 😭
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Cloud Strife & Zack Fair's Emotional Farewell
ALT: Cloud Strife & Zack Fair's Emotional Farewell
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you are a real one that shit has stayed with me for over a decade
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my opinion of myself is that I'm too boring to be neurodivergent
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've often pushed back against the (sometimes serious, sometimes jokey) suggestions from family that I'm autistic or have ADHD but it's funny to think about that even if I might there's no way I could get diagnosed for YEARS thanks to waiting lists. so im staying neurotypical baby
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I keep having to tell people to talk with more literate and informed genAI/LLM haters to learn about the problems, because my personal views boil down to "it's ruined careers and craftsmanship, also it's fucking gross"
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also pulled my shoulder last week from 1 minute of shadow boxing. I am a tiny man. A muppet of a man
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It did not even hurt that bad but my body LOVES to overreact. tried to move off after a minute and had to crouch down again for 2min to not collapse
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pulled my hip swinging my leg up and nearly passed out from pain #almost30
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 08/10/2026
OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled ft.trib.al/3sfynkT
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OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled
AI giant recently told investors the key figure was approaching $50bn in September, far less than the $70bn that was widely reported
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Umm why does pepsi taste spicy to me??? How fucking white am I??????
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Thing happened at my work and now we all have to wait to see if they follow through with the obvious followup
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh wow that's excellent in the right crowd. Yoink
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i need to fking buy this already WOWWW www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYN-...
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[東方] Sally - Rope
YouTube video by OneStar
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the smart constructor pattern / refined type generalisation, but one of the main sells for me is the big red button of `unsafeRefine :: a -> Refined p a` which you can't really get with fancier types. so I stick with talking about types & predicates rather than saying X is unrepresentable
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying "I'm gonna kill myself" to the smallest of things is an indicator of a healthy mind
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pepper on your beans lad
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what you will
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朧月 @oboro0x0.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
雑多上げ
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't google "purview" any more because of a product of the same name. Duckduckgo is hardly any better. What the?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if my parents too felt like society and the greater world was collapsing around them when they were in their 20s. Or their parents. I wonder if they too felt like their hobbies, interests, careers were being destroyed by insipid people and ideas. I'm just saying some empathy would be nice
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mcc @dryad.technology · 03/10/2026
Cisgender people, particularly in the UK, please read this growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/10/2026
The London #Haskell meetup is looking for talk submissions for November, and for meetups early next year. They're after lightning talks (~15 minutes) and full-length talks (~30 minutes). How to submit: london-haskell.github.io#submit-a-talk
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London Haskell
A meetup, in London, for fans of Haskell, a purely functional programming language
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I frequently see "AI" boosters implying that LLMs are simply an innate and superior part of coding now, inescapable, and that literally all programmers agree with them. And, well. That, too, is a form of propaganda
Looking at my software peers in 2026 I see fatigued faces, I see frustration, and I see a lot of people looking for a way out of an industry that seems poised on the brink of collapse. LLMs are being pushed on us at every turn, most people seem at best frustrated by them, and ultimately they seem to appeal most to people who see the production of software as a purely mechanical means to an end. They are antithetical, however, to the idea of software as a craft, or something requiring both initial and ongoing care. As an expression of the soul.
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
POLL:
wahoo!!yippee!!
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小高和剛 @kazkodaka.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
female character?
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hello darlings. no positive message today. kill anyone who disagrees with you
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do that when I get to review the work but otherwise, it's a time thing. i.e. there isn't enough of it
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if it's 60% useful, instead of the 90% I would have written? it's still useable, just worse than I wanted (this was me handing off a task). idk I don't quite know how best to approach things like this
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This time I have reason to do some extension work and I will simply quietly replace it with legible prose
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shaking my fist at the sky about being made to read AI slop in important developer docs that I could have written! I wanted to write! But we slopped it!! And now it's 5x harder to parse!!
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update he has more stream viewers than dang now LOL
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
from this list I believe one can determine that I have good taste in games which are good but am also extremely basic. apart from Galleria which is exclusively for fucked up nasty people
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
roughly ordered, games that formed me and/or I think about constantly: insane person version DS3 not my first Soulslike, way more ER playtime but it was where I became a sicko a strike through the middle of JA text-heavy games which made me think & feel, & I base much of my storytelling criticism on
raehik's 9 games
1. Crisis Core FFVII
2. Amagami
3. Dark Souls 3
4. Dota 2
5. Gnosia
6. planetarian
7. Labyrinth of Galleria
8. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
9. The Orange Box
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The Lobste.rs RSS feed @lobsters-feed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Optimising for fast builds with GHC lobste.rs/s/3ww0wy #video #haskell
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Teo Camarasu - Optimising for fast builds with GHC
Profitez des vidéos et de la musique que vous aimez, mettez en ligne des contenus originaux, et partagez-les avec vos amis, vos proches et le monde entier.
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fromsoft if they had the balls:
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shot. Chaser.
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Headline: Foreign secretary addresses Israel-Gaza war
Text: Miliband says Labour will stand against antisemitism wherever it finds it, and stand against those who seek the destruction of Israel.

But the foreign secretary says this "cannot justify the suffering the Netanyahu government has inflicted in Gaza and the West Bank", adding that it is a "stain on the conscience of the world".

He says to those who have been "moved and outraged by the plight of Palestinian people - we hear you, you were right".

“Under Andy’s leadership, we have reset our approach. We call out ethnic cleansing by the settler terrorists in the West Bank, we call out the evidence of war crimes in Gaza, we call out Israel’s illegal occupation of Gaza," he says.Screenshot of the BBC website. Picture of a pensioner being dragged by 4 pigs through a car park.
Headline: More than 50 arrested at Palestine Action support rally
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Radai @lordradai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Definitely the most interesting feature I've ever implemented. You can double click a character in the game and it will bring up its debug menu.
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Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a functional programmer walks into a restaurant. orders `mempty :: Lasagna`
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Antoine Leblanc @nicuveo.gay · 24/09/2026
AI is the triumph of "code is nothing but a means to an end", which is why we in the "software engineering is a craft" camp tend to hate it so much.
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