Reposted by Ben OrchardLia @liasae.bsky.social · 4h"I will not wear anything with child labor" is going to mean, in pretty short order, "I will not wear clothes" this is just functionally what textile manufacturing is now and it's only going to accelerate from here Get out of town with this doomer bullshit and START. FIGHTING. 106122
Reposted by Ben OrchardThe Onion @theonion.com · 5hSo-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional… 121109150
Reposted by Ben Orchardscolipede themed anal beads @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · 6h⚠️IMPORTANT, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST Panamá was hit by a 7.7 earthquake, heavily affecting vulnerable, rural communities. State aid has been insufficient so DONATIONS ARE DIRELY NEEDED! ANY AMOUNT MATTERS! If you'd like to donate, you can find more info below ⬇️ I'll use the thread to give more context 13982
Reposted by Ben OrchardTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message 2053571309
Reposted by Ben OrchardWitchy Namisky @naminerose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ending of Crisis Core 😭static.klipy.comCloud Strife & Zack Fair's Emotional FarewellALT: Cloud Strife & Zack Fair's Emotional Farewell 171
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026you are a real one that shit has stayed with me for over a decade 110
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my opinion of myself is that I'm too boring to be neurodivergent 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've often pushed back against the (sometimes serious, sometimes jokey) suggestions from family that I'm autistic or have ADHD but it's funny to think about that even if I might there's no way I could get diagnosed for YEARS thanks to waiting lists. so im staying neurotypical baby 100
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I keep having to tell people to talk with more literate and informed genAI/LLM haters to learn about the problems, because my personal views boil down to "it's ruined careers and craftsmanship, also it's fucking gross" 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also pulled my shoulder last week from 1 minute of shadow boxing. I am a tiny man. A muppet of a man 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It did not even hurt that bad but my body LOVES to overreact. tried to move off after a minute and had to crouch down again for 2min to not collapse 100
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pulled my hip swinging my leg up and nearly passed out from pain #almost30 100
Reposted by Ben OrchardInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay. 5954721470
Reposted by Ben OrchardFinancial Times @financialtimes.com · 08/10/2026OpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalled ft.trib.al/3sfynkTft.trib.alOpenAI annualised revenues $20bn less than previously signalledAI giant recently told investors the key figure was approaching $50bn in September, far less than the $70bn that was widely reported 1313322
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Umm why does pepsi taste spicy to me??? How fucking white am I?????? 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the Thing happened at my work and now we all have to wait to see if they follow through with the obvious followup 010
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i need to fking buy this already WOWWW www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYN-...youtube.com[東方] Sally - RopeYouTube video by OneStar 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love the smart constructor pattern / refined type generalisation, but one of the main sells for me is the big red button of `unsafeRefine :: a -> Refined p a` which you can't really get with fancier types. so I stick with talking about types & predicates rather than saying X is unrepresentable 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Saying "I'm gonna kill myself" to the smallest of things is an indicator of a healthy mind 110
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can't google "purview" any more because of a product of the same name. Duckduckgo is hardly any better. What the? 130
Reposted by Ben OrchardBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405121703
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wonder if my parents too felt like society and the greater world was collapsing around them when they were in their 20s. Or their parents. I wonder if they too felt like their hobbies, interests, careers were being destroyed by insipid people and ideas. I'm just saying some empathy would be nice 010
Reposted by Ben Orchardmcc @dryad.technology · 03/10/2026Cisgender people, particularly in the UK, please read this growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...growinguptransgender.comLeaving the UK with a heavy heartToday, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look… 3242140
Reposted by Ben OrchardHaskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/10/2026The London #Haskell meetup is looking for talk submissions for November, and for meetups early next year. They're after lightning talks (~15 minutes) and full-length talks (~30 minutes). How to submit: london-haskell.github.io#submit-a-talklondon-haskell.github.ioLondon HaskellA meetup, in London, for fans of Haskell, a purely functional programming language 0365
Reposted by Ben OrchardAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I frequently see "AI" boosters implying that LLMs are simply an innate and superior part of coding now, inescapable, and that literally all programmers agree with them. And, well. That, too, is a form of propaganda 271818577
Reposted by Ben OrchardMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hello darlings. no positive message today. kill anyone who disagrees with you 621953
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do that when I get to review the work but otherwise, it's a time thing. i.e. there isn't enough of it 010
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what if it's 60% useful, instead of the 90% I would have written? it's still useable, just worse than I wanted (this was me handing off a task). idk I don't quite know how best to approach things like this 110
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This time I have reason to do some extension work and I will simply quietly replace it with legible prose 120
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shaking my fist at the sky about being made to read AI slop in important developer docs that I could have written! I wanted to write! But we slopped it!! And now it's 5x harder to parse!! 120
Reposted by Ben OrchardThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1764902486
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026from this list I believe one can determine that I have good taste in games which are good but am also extremely basic. apart from Galleria which is exclusively for fucked up nasty people 000
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026roughly ordered, games that formed me and/or I think about constantly: insane person version DS3 not my first Soulslike, way more ER playtime but it was where I became a sicko a strike through the middle of JA text-heavy games which made me think & feel, & I base much of my storytelling criticism on 150
Reposted by Ben OrchardThe Lobste.rs RSS feed @lobsters-feed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Optimising for fast builds with GHC lobste.rs/s/3ww0wy #video #haskell youtube.comTeo Camarasu - Optimising for fast builds with GHCProfitez des vidéos et de la musique que vous aimez, mettez en ligne des contenus originaux, et partagez-les avec vos amis, vos proches et le monde entier. 044
Reposted by Ben Orchard星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[metroid] just hangin out 3660981653
Reposted by Ben OrchardRadai @lordradai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Definitely the most interesting feature I've ever implemented. You can double click a character in the game and it will bring up its debug menu. 0358
Ben Orchard @raehik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a functional programmer walks into a restaurant. orders `mempty :: Lasagna` 010
Reposted by Ben OrchardAntoine Leblanc @nicuveo.gay · 24/09/2026AI is the triumph of "code is nothing but a means to an end", which is why we in the "software engineering is a craft" camp tend to hate it so much. 0278