Reposted by Rachel ShukertRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026America needs its boys to do musicals. Oklahoma! West Side Story. Maybe even Pippin. 3648952
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke up from a dream with the irresistible need to write this down: Bob Ferguson (from One Battle After Another) is the brother of Turd Ferguson 120
Reposted by Rachel ShukertGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 30/07/2026"A concentration camp, in its most basic definition, is a place where a targeted civilian population, not necessarily accused of a crime, is detained and at least some of their basic rights are suspended," writes @jwashing.bsky.social. "That’s precisely what’s happening in the United States today."theguardian.comDon’t call them ICE detention centers. Call them camps | John WashingtonI’ve spent a decade reporting on immigration enforcement. The word ‘camp’ best captures the political function of these facilities 484152997382
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026As ever the worst part about traveling is coming home 000
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Everyone is saying things like “Rest in piss, Lindsay Graham” but who knows, that could have been his preference! Who are we to judge 040
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Theo said to me: “do you think Argus, the giant with thousands of eyes, had an eyeball inside his butthole so he could see himself poop?” I said yes 010
Reposted by Rachel ShukertIGN @ign.com · 02/07/2026Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave." 931855417
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026That was maybe the worst Father’s Day I’ve ever had! 000
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I don’t really care about Graham Plattner’s sexting per se but like, do we really have to do this when I just finished explaining to someone that his tattoo ISN’T a swastika 020
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 31/05/2026An AI slop video pointed me to a recipe for Jackie Kennedy’s favorite Casserole Marie-Blanche. “This is kugel,” I said out loud 010
Reposted by Rachel ShukertMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people. 809379748856
Reposted by Rachel Shukertjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5 485338988
Reposted by Rachel Shukert@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage. 350123765205
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Trying to do notes on a script while checking my phone every 10 minutes to see if nuclear war has begun 030
Reposted by Rachel ShukertKurt Andersen @kurtandersen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Monsters run our government. We have to disempower and get rid of them ASAP. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/u... Gift link: 310831
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Oh good, the Iran War, another seemingly infinite frontier for mansplaining 011
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’m having one of those days where I have a stomachache and I’m convinced everyone is mad at me 100
Reposted by Rachel ShukertMaris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...lithub.comWhy We Must Fight to Stop HR 7661 Before It Destroys the Lives of American ChildrenLately I’ve been calling my House rep and screaming about one zillion things, and maybe you have too. But today I want to talk about one thing in particular you should add to your list: H.R. 7661 i… 9721490
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Seven years after his screen debut in GLOW, Theo appears on THE BURBS 050
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Really annoyed that due to advanced age I am starting to get nutritional advice like: “aim for a healthy mix of protein and fiber! Try a delicious salmon-quinoa bowl!” As opposed to my lifelong preferred foods, such as “gummy bears,” “spaghetti” and “nothing.” 030
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Whenever a critic or someone says something is “pure filmmaking” … I don’t know what that actually means. A meaningless phrase, I fear 020
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Joe’s Stone Crab, from which Barbra Streisand ordered takeout after her Netflix concert!!! 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026One way in which I am a superior parent is that I don’t cheap out on hotel minibars. Take whatever you want, what do I care, it’s a drop in the bucket 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026One message I’m not hearing effectively communicated is that a big thing that Zohran and AOC have in common that they are both 1) hot and 2) young. Dems need to nominate young, hot people. We have a lot of them! 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Has anyone ever met or seen Jill Stein? I don’t think she’s a real person 120
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Theo spent the morning explaining to me a school project he is doing on the state of Ohio. He specifically chose Ohio for reasons that remain fascinatingly opaque 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Is Mamdani the most adorable man to ever hold public office? 010
Reposted by Rachel ShukertRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️ 111496293
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This is evil. Like pure pure evil. RFK Jr is an evil man 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 23/02/2026You know what would make Disneyland even better? If Americans understood how to live in a society 121
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I had a very fun talk with the wonderful @benblacker.bsky.social! 110
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 17/02/2026One thinks Kristi Noem could have used some small portion of the $75 billion in funds we are lavishing on her and her prison empire to purchase a new blanket. Even Hermès. 000
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Love to die of a super heavy period in a room made of my own skin 010
Reposted by Rachel ShukertRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/02/2026DHS has begun purchasing warehouses to detain tens of thousands of immigrants. The big winners? Real estate brokers facilitating the deals stand to rake in millions — including one previously run by Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick and now run by his son. Cashing in on cruelty.levernews.comEmpty Warehouses, Secret Deals: Insiders Poised To Profit From Trump’s Deportation BoomAs the Trump administration hunts for massive detention sites, politically connected real estate brokers are lining up t 1121324643
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026If you think setting up a bunch of roadblocks that require completing annoying paperwork ahead of time is going to help MEN vote, boy do you have another thing coming 020
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026You know who mostly DON’T change their names when they get married? Highly educated women, one of the most reliably Democratic voting blocs in the country hahahaha 010
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Perhaps now it is finally safe to admit that I have always found Noam Chomsky to be an unreadably boring writer whose points I reflexively disagree with out of spite at having to engage with such dull and self-regarding prose 020
Reposted by Rachel ShukertChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*. 515157007677
Rachel Shukert @rachelshukert.bsky.social · 11/02/2026You know one thing I have never cared about in my whole life? The jobs report 010
Reposted by Rachel ShukertAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026Chris Murphy: "I sat with the kids for an hour. They saw things in these prisons they'll never forget. The bottom line is we have a constitutional obligation to only fund an administration that's operating lawfully. We cannot, we should not fund DHS if it committing these crimes." 361149015141
Reposted by Rachel ShukertPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter. 4784543393
