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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 09/09/2026

Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life

Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

yeah, I'm thinking I'm [RAVENOUS]

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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026

Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

don't fuck with me and my 90 megabyte emotional support spreadsheet

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

they r called ball peen hammer becuase she wack my ball nd peen with

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

blauw magnetisch sprookjeswezen, noem dat een kobaltkobold

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

tepid milk is a special kind of hell

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

L + ratio + skill issue + my justice is more just than yours

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

welcome to the bridget mines, tadc fans

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

does science know yet why balls smell like balls

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

this pride month I hope I am not only a friend to you, but also a weirdo fucked up creature that squats on nearby rooves and enters and leaves through the attic window to burgle your creamed crackers

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Aspharon @asph.me · 01/06/2025

HAPPY PRIDE

Pikachu holding a stop sign and several rainbow flags on a rainbow background with the text: it's "june" which means it's ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT anyone caught NOT being a GAY will be immediately reported to the FBI. asexuals are part of pride and I will steal your ribcage if you disagree

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

still fucked up to think that the Keurig coffee machine brand happened because its founder pulled an "ancient and honourable art of ikiru" on Dutch of all languages

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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 17/05/2026

the what discourse? sorry i use social media to keep up with friends and look at naked anime women i have no time for stupid discussions

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

another year, another "can star wars fans please shut the fuck up and let me commemorate remembrance day in peace"

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

the fact that the smallest and most harmless bird statblock in D&D is a raven is insane, absurd even. have you *seen* a raven. those guys are like a meter in height. how do you expect me to use that statblock for a tit, or a robin perhaps. the amateur ornithologist in me is seething and fuming.

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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

one thing i really like about taking adhd meds is that it doesn't matter how many things i need to do that day and how overwhelming everything feels when i wake up, the first step is always taking my meds. then i figure out the rest

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I fucking love rocket exhaust fumes

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Milky "The Unsevering" thesquid @milkythesquid.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

If you're trans you can summon me Final Fantasy style and I'll fuckin gut anyone who's ever mean or weird to you Happy Trans Day of Visibility, my life would be infinitely worse without my Trans friends and the Trans community as a whole stay strong out there during these shitass times

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

next time a stranger DMs me going "hello how are you" (and WAITING FOR ME TO ANSWER) instead of getting to the fucking point and telling me what they're here for, I am going to become the joker we both know you aren't here for small talk, cut the bullshit please

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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 27/03/2026

There's a genuiney phenomenon I noticed that everywhere else in the world people always 'adjust' to americans without commenting about it most of the time, but the moment they have to do it there ALWAYS has to be a snarky comment about it, EVERY SINGLE TIME without fail

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

your honour, I'm literally completing my apotheosis? knock it the fuck off?

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Leonard Kagamine can reclaim killing because he's died before

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

pronouns are fun and good, but what I really wanna know is which of *these* bad boys people identify with

A screenshot of the contest stats (Cool, Beauty, Cute, Smart, Tough) from the Pokèmon games.

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jordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

happy international women's day to all my international women

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

bartenders when they see a guy named Bart

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・　𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓　🌸　𝒄𝒆𝒄𝒆 ! @aetheiryte.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Upon asking me about my OC, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

ZUN "ZUNpets" ZUnathan when there will be threatening and nefarious polymeters at the function

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

sick and tired of software being called "intelligent". software is as dumb as the domesticated rocks it runs on. *I'm* the golden god that beats them with a proverbial wrench until they do the exact right math that I've already mathed out in my head. hmm... a bit more sodium chloride next time.

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

"hurr durr we gotta keep making graphics better and better forever or people won't emotionally resonate with our games" I have had my roomba for an entire hour and I already love him more than I love myself people do not need things to look like people in order to love them to bits

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

hundreds of comments and none of them pointing out that this is written by a subreddit mod trying to stem the influx of self-flagellating ami's to the sub trying to mind its own business. like if a space I moderated got a dozen posts per day of the same weaksauce shit I would turn into the joker too

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Sage's SV Derangement Alt @folding-fan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

As a certified hater, I never get into fights with these easy steps: 1 - complain in private to your best buddy who Gets It 2 - don't bother posting about it 3 - if you see a thing that sucks: scroll away

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

when you get deep enough into character writing, there will come a day where you realise that your characters should logically have kinks that you yourself are not into. having characters be into like feet or vore even though you aren't, is the next step on the road to full ego death. embrace it.

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

she ceterum on my censeo 'til [DON'T GET YOUR BLUESKY SUBPOENA'D] esse delendam

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Puri 🤍 @purilly.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw

whenever I get nail extensions and then get them cut or removed it feels like I have teddy bear hands after

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 18/11/2025

you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

shoutouts to that one guy in the luna 1 archon quest who tells you "woah you really have a knack for maintenance work" like yeah bro I sure hope I do on account of that's how I earn my paycheck

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

> CGI tail fake freaks. the coomers do not accept you.

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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

hey whoever is doing the flavor/art direction for OM2 please have Druneth come back but pregnant this time

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

my bluesky experience has been a solid 9/10 so far but I feel like we as a culture could really do with some more "you do not need to show me the opinions of people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire" energy

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

english truly is the javascript of languages

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Lufina, eerie woodland creature ☠️🍂 @lufinabina.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I cannot overstate just how awful this stupid fucking bill proposal is - adding backdoors into encryption on OS level - "sniff" every single message before it gets encrypted AND SAVE IT CENTRALLY - let a goddamn hallucinating "AI" mark people as criminals it needs to be stopped, post haste

map of different EU countries' chat control stance as of august 2025

oppose
(austria, czechia, netherlands, poland)

undecided
(belgium, estonia, finland, germany, greece, luxembourg, romania)

support
(bulgaria, croatia, cyprus, france,hungary,ireland, italy, latvia, lithuania, malta, portugal, slovakia, spain, sweden)

proposed it
(denmark)

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Quote (the GOAT) @quotecannon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

one of the magic the gathering moments of all time (I am popping off bespokely)

A screenshot from Magic The Gathering: Arena. I'm playing a Kellan & Keruga deck, opponent is on Rofellos. Rofellos is under my control because of Control Magic, and there's a River's Rebuke on the stack promising to send my opponents creatures back to hand, with little hope to rebuild any time soon. Since the opponent doesn't control Rofellos, I get to keep it, of course.

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