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QuikTripSushi

@quiktripsushi.bsky.social
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Dad. Cooks pretty good food. Particular about his tequila. Former man about clown.

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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aw, dammit. Goodnight Pete. I've got complicated, complicated feelings wrapped up in this song for all sorts of reasons, but at the end of the day it's been a comfort in my life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVrE...
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Naked Eyes - Always Something There To Remind Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chrysalis Records
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't wait to watch this interview in tiny, digestible, shareable segments on the world's most beloved streaming app, Quibi. variety.com/2026/biz/new...
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Jeffrey Katzenberg Says Hollywood Must Accept AI as a Tool: It ‘Is Not Going Away’
Jeffrey Katzenberg, the legendary Hollywood producer, thinks Hollywood needs to accept AI if it wants to remain at the forefront of the future.
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're wondering why Eric doesn't ink me anymore, it's because he doesn't need to!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 21/09/2026
The Army awarded an artillery shell project to General Dynamics in a rushed process without the typical vetting. The result: a fiasco in a Texas factory with robots in flames and half a billion dollars in taxpayer funds that yielded no usable shells.
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The Costly Blunders in the Army’s $533 Million Fiasco
ProPublica revealed how a rushed effort to arm Ukraine with artillery shells wasted half a billion dollars in taxpayer funding. Here are the biggest takeaways from that reporting.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having to choose between the Chiefs and Lanterns tonight, and those very different halves of my brain are so very mad right now.
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER premieres on AMC today in time for the fall & Halloween. It’s a 6-episode gauntlet starring Dan Stevens, Judith Light, CCH Pounder, Stephen Root… This show was a 4-year odyssey. It’s harrowing and human. And if you can’t wait, watch it all on AMC+ & Shudder right now.
Dan Stevens as Pepper, trying to get away under a bed from something in The Terror: Devil in Silver.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's almost as if they've decided the "national security" trick is the way to bulldoze through every norm, rule, and law.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s Batman Day. People call Batman ‘66 silly but let’s remember that Christopher Nolan ends The Dark Knight Rises with a slightly higher budget version of this classic scene from that movie.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For one, it's almost assured that this isn't the first time these jackbooted thugs have been told that no one will date them, but for two: The whole thing comes from a LibsofTikTok post. This entire administration is high on its own supply of bullshit.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"They came into this country the white — right way". An unexpectedly honest answer from this administration for once.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One day history will look back upon Murphy vs NCAA as the legal equivalent of handing out Oxycotin for headaches. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/b...
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At DraftKings, AI Targets the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"As the world's foremost Slenderman Senator, my job is to accelerate the fall of man, not stop it."
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro you had one job
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine telling yourself back in 2014 that Taika Waititi's Wario would help break the world.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mitch McConnell should resign Immediately…..
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
America. FUCK YEAH.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This feeling is not unlike when I discovered that Guy Fieri was a genuinely good human being who cares a great deal for all kinds of people. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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Macklemore pledges his $1m Ed Sheeran tour salary to Palestine
The rapper, who was dismissed from the tour after stadium owners objected to his on-stage speech in support of Palestine, challenged Robert Kraft to do the same.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
predators
We think we’re predators, Mr. Anderson.
We tell ourselves we’re on the top of the
pyramid, at the end of the food chain.
Spend enough time in the
sky and you’ll know
we’re nowhere near
any of that. It’s not
the clouds, or
the hills, or the
majesty of this
rotten planet.
It’s something
alive. Something
that feeds on
us. On humans.
Have a good flight.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 15/09/2026
a new study shows that closing schools does not save money in the end, as students withdraw from the district entirely to attend school elsewhere www.edweek.org/leadership/c...
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Closing a School? Don't Expect to Save Money, a New Study Warns
The hope is that closing schools can reduce fixed costs. A new study looks into whether that happens.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I deeply resent being forced to think about Macklemore and Ed Sheeran.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And of course, the essential Part Deux of any Kansas City sports fan's Opening Game Ritual. youtu.be/9gnsWamIB4s?...
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CAMERA OBSCURA - Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken [Official]
YouTube video by Elefant Records
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's that time again. And, as is my wont, I shall continue my traditional Season Opener ritual thanks to the good folks from Summer of Tears, Invisible Engine, and Good Neighbor. youtu.be/x0d0pQgLNws?...
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Football
YouTube video by summeroftears
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
wizard interview
PANEL 1: A shirtless tattooed wizard in sweatpants walking to a mobile home. WIZARD: "What's this now?"
PANEL 2: Wizard in closeup. WIZARD: "Problem is most people have tangled up their idea of wizardry with a pastoral never-was England."
PANEL 3: Wizard in medium shot, smoking. WIZARD: "But, well, Indiana needs wizards, too. An' maybe it ain't the worst thing in the world if we had more wizards who c'n change the oil in a car."
PANEL 4: Close up side view of the wizard's face, still smoking. WIZARD: "Like ev'rybody *loves* Gandalf. But Gandalf'll never teach a local kid how to shoplift baby formula to help his momma."
PANEL 5: Wizard in medium shot, looking down. WIZARD: "Nah, people don't like magic around. Reminds 'em they *could* have a different way of doing things than the one that hurts em so bad, an' lotsa folks can't handle that."
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has anyone told him that the US doesn't have one of those?
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mötley Crüdité
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pat, your party controls all three branches of the federal government *right now*.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, would you look at that? Hoskins blinked.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Next year Trump will start telling the story of how he's the only survivor of Flight 93.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Missouri GOP has decided that the answer to "Would you rather be remembered as evil or stupid?" is an full-throated, "YES."
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I for one am VERY excited to revisit Ocarina of Time with the new Young Link/Young Zelda Margaret Keane setting enabled.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
4 episodes in and Lanterns still hasn't delivered on G'nort.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Robert Heinlein would have voted for Trump.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So we’ve gone full Empire, but at least this chicken stock is yummy, I guess. Fucking Hell.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We're all agreed it's Darth Diaperous and his apprentice, Darth Cushions, yes?
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What. The. Fuck. We are *absolutely* the baddies.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t have the words for just how great this kitchen smells at the moment.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I live for this kind of hyper specific joke framing.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm beginning to suspect that Wikipedia flattening every show, film, or novel into pure story has ruined our ability to understand plot and narrative. See also: TV episode recaps.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/09/2026
made a video about this youtu.be/sPonQniJTCE
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We need to cut the Supreme Court down to size
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aka - "We're gonna charge him so we can supersede the state charges in Minnesota"
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some wiseass said "Ted Lasso is Bluey for adults", and frankly that's unfair. Bluey doesn't talk down to its audience.
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 02/09/2026
Made a sketch artist game where you have to draw the character based on witness testimony neal.fun/unusual-susp...
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If ever there was an equivalent of the "I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" moment for Vertigo, this is it. And I say that with nothing but praise and admiration. After all: A little voice inside my head said "Don't look back, you can never look back."
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And just like that, Branson gives hope that somewhere out in the world there's a Crystal that will be interested in your Warhammer 40K lore dumps.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Episode 3 of Lanterns drove how much I miss 13 episode seasons as the HBO default. They compressed a lifetime in an hour, when those revelations over time (disconnected from an interview) would have hit harder. Also: Calling that Stewart refuses the ring and that's how Guy gets it.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trey Gowdy out here answering the eternal question: What if Gary Oldman's character from the Fifth Element was descended from To Kill a Mockingbird's Bob Ewell.
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QuikTripSushi @quiktripsushi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Monthly maintenance morning.
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