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Carbon-based generative AI. I am, therefore I think I think.

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Gerry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍀 @gerryr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see Trump’s latest attempt to sell Ukraine down the river is underway.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
America needs to get a new president.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't believe the party that enacted the first new anti-trans legislation since Thatcher and is still selling arms to the IDF is now stamping their feet and refusing to work with Greens, a party that, just to remind you, HASN'T said "please work with us, Labour".
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Orange Order is an unpleasant but deeply silly organisation. Their bleating about a fair society, while they exist only to march about trumpeting their perceived superiority, beautifully illustrates a hypocrisy that is only rivalled in scale by the obesity of their membership.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man Utd carrying a billion quids worth of debt (reportedly). Mental. The EPL is a bubble that will burst, the only question is when.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Greg Taylor is a better left back than Kieran Tierney.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got to hand it to Trump. Never witnessed anyone sleeping through their own speech before.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How can a team that’s so easily panicked, also manage to be so slow. This style should be called the ‘suicidal meerkat’.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cheer up, here comes the heavy mob off the bench… Tounetki and Nygren…
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Vampire Lestat will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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goldenno8.bsky.social @goldenno8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sheeran dropping Macklemore from his tour because he said Free Palestine is no shock to me. I’ve always hated the mediocre gormless prick
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I predict it will not be very long before the newfound concern for their fellow humans espoused by certain tech bros morphs into ‘… and that’s why we need more cash…’.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There were many ways in which the US and its allies could have responded to the horror of 9/11. But by building extreme security states, launching pointless forever wars and restricting domestic dissent, successive governments inflicted more harm on their nations than the terrorists could have done.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s not up to you bawbag! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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PM Andy Burnham says second Scottish independence referendum remains 'off limits'
Andy Burnham clarifies remarks he made in the House of Commons and says his focus is on economic growth and the cost of living.
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At what point does ‘the masked men on the street have legitimate concerns’ and ‘Just Stop Oil/Palestine Action are terrorists’ become two tier policing?
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Isn’t it funny how Putin and Trump have the same interior designer?
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No Nigel, you don’t live in a society of ‘complainants’, just a society where most people (still) wouldn’t piss on a dodgy, lying piece of shit like you if it was on fire.
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Raymond McGinlay @raymondmc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm glad Dolly Parton didn't have to watch that Celtic performance.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
USAIN BOLT: Runs 100m in 9.58s. Is really cool and fun. Lots of great chat. Can slow down so doesn't smash in to crash mat at the end of the race like a proper prat. ROBOT: Runs like a cunt. Zero personality or autonomy. Smashes in to crash mat at the end of the race like world's biggest fanny.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/07/2026
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weegingerdug @weegingerdug.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I note that the frog faced one has never been able* to do constituency surgeries in Clacton citing 'security concerns' but is able to go to Devon at the drop of a tin foil hat to milk the murder of Ann Widdecombe when there's an actual murderer on the loose. *hasn't wanted
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McGoo @themcgoo1888.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Poor old Fery’s getting smoked but he’s a fighter, if he can find a way to activate his inbuilt improbability drive - there’s still a chance (albeit a slim one). I do hope this makes the dwindling band of Murray-haters appreciate a bit more what they had in Dunblane’s finest. #wimbledon
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 07/07/2026
Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.
"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon."
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weegingerdug @weegingerdug.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
For most SNP and indy supporters, our issue with the media in Scotland is not that the SNP is subject to scrutiny. Scrutiny of political parties is vital in a democracy. Our issue is that media scrutiny of the SNP is obsessive but anti-indy parties are never subject to the same degree of scrutiny.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
After the precipitous resignation of yet another obvious weirdo, the Tories are once again seeking a new leader. Andy Burnham is hoping that, by now, everyone outside of Manchester has forgotten how much of an alien he is but Wes Streeting’s longstanding twattery is likely to doom his hopes.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ITV’s coverage seems to have gone full Partridge…
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I never want to see a player getting injured, or taking risks with their health but Sinner being given time off court to recover (when the other guy is facing exactly the same brutal conditions) is a bit of a joke.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
BREAKING: If elected as Labour leader, Wes Streeting promises to feel bad about breaking his promise to introduce a wealth tax.
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Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I find hysterical that some people have managed to forget that Andy Burnham is just another corporate drone.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well. That was unreal.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Win a landslide and then make rendering yourself unelectable your top priority. From supporting genocide, to the two-child cap Labour is stark-staring bonkers. Until you realise that was all just a warm up act for parachuting a fascist Furby (Streeting) into No 10.
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Will Ferrell as George Bush: Strategery SNL Skit
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Every vaguely normal person knows Streeting is an utter bell-end. Watching as he is forced to confront this reality as he spectacularly fails to become Prime Minister will be hilarious.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sinner dominates in a way unlike any other great player I’ve seen… It’s boring. Federer was mesmerising, Nadal was brutal and Djokovic relentless but as great as they all were, they were also fallible/human. Sinner is like a cheat code - a tennis ‘bot’. It’s incredible but also incredibly dull.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
You know how Scotland’s in an appalling state and the SNP are an absolute shambles? Since 2007 Scotland’s had three First Ministers. In the same period, the UK’s had SEVEN different PMs (and it’ll soon be eight).
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Now it’s time for a pro-indy coalition and a referendum monitored by the EU.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Jackie Fucking Baillie. Wtf Dumbarton!
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Starmer currently wondering how much more right wing he can get…
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Are We The Baddies? Meme
ALT: Are We The Baddies? Meme
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In a terrible blow to the SNP, the SNP have won the Scottish election.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Right Scotland. Pretty clear which direction England wants go in (clown car into a shit-filled bouncy castle of hate), let’s get this one right!
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The state of the BBC, desperately contorting reality to normalise Trump’s monumental middle-eastern fuck-up.
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Woof-Woof @quietnotabot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I applaud Starmer for standing up for any persecuted minority. I question the selective nature of that support. He and his party are slime.
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