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That night ended up mayhem...I actually got a knuckle duster in the face...totally burst...made the news...couldn't eat anything apart from soup for weeks...boss asked on the Monday "was anyone involved in the riots in Saturday night? I have a burst face said..."no me ah fell intae ah lampost"...😂

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So the hardest and most mental bouncer in Weston Super Mare was called Buster...he had ah rectangle oan the back of his massive heed that growed ah ponytail...😂😂😂 ye can imagine the next chat 😂👀😂

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What's your favourite house music old team? 😂👀😂

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What's the scariest situation you have ever been in? Mine's is Huntly, lads arrived at a party post wedding and I had ah Skian Dubh at my throat...nae idea why apart from ah different accent...scary tho...jeesy peeps...thought ah wis an ex McGoo...

I got return too quick on Celtic trivia Monday...good thing...I ahm terrible at trivia...

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Mah accent and she said...I love Scotland...so so much...I know people from Newcastle...aye right...my boss fell oot wi me cos I only got x3 tickets for the roof...Pam Anderson anat...ah said nope there's ah wee pile of us...gaffer wis raging...the Americans are so interested in coin

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You will all immediately think this is mince but it's true oan mah kids lifes...ahm working in LA...bosses are Texans... We are in some right posh place in central L.A. Toon...and mah gaffer says tae me you and youre patter talk us intae the A-Listers upstairs...so this beautiful black lassie heard.

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Dae ye swatch Star Trek?

My best mate walked up tae ah stunning looking lassie in ah club and said "pinch yerself ahm real"....his claim tae fame wis Kylie tried tae nip him...MTG wis a right good looking lad....nah eh spanners noo...and ahm ten times worserer...ok best chat up lines?

So ahm up this tree in Weston Super Mare wearing ah Lions Rampant...1990...

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So may fillip picture was taken behind the bar at the top behind the Whisky...so swapped it wi man Winklepicker shoe wi us aw posing below it...funny...still have nae idea how ah single Winklepicker appeared where my taxi pulled up...still funny...he want the see it...toe aboot 10 inches 😂👀😂

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It was a six two....and any end was available...the locals stopped playing us after that 😂😂😂

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Is CJ frae the Eggheads oot the jile yet?

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So ah found this Winklepicker in a gutter ootside the Bluebell pub in Sunderland...first sentence of another funny story...😂👯‍♂😂

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Back the the digs...unpacked it...put oan some tunes...nothing...realised we had been had...and ended ourselves laughing...worth the coin for the giggle...seen him a few nights later and ah wee lassie was hiding behind the wall pulling threads, utterly brilliant 😂😂😂 Still makes me laugh...

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Ah wee funny...apologies for repeating...my Dad and I doon the Costa Del Sol...weans and wives we just had a munch few beers aw happy...seen this wee dancing card thing by the beach...well impressed...soon as the fella turned the music off wee card thing collapsed...pair of us fingered bought one 😂

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Due tae Top Gun we went for ah babyoil bath then played volleyball in the RAF in slow motion...we played what we called Jungle rules Volleyball...which was punching kicking shouldering through the net...regularly turned intae fistfights...was absolutely great craic...murderball wi ah net...all good

I said Flower...at the 1%show...which is completely wrang...way hame wi nothing

Ah do like it oan here...rugs and cats and stuff...but by feck it fair goes Ian aboot USA sports...of which ahm clueless...Americans, explain your over complicated rounders?

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Got nae money, fur mare whisky so I drank some turpentine

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Withoot cheating...can you sing the next words? Oh mah darling, oh mah darling, oh mah daaaaarling Clementine... ???

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Oh me darling Clementine has just got louder...back in the ends...(aye ahm still watching Top Boy) 😂😘😂

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Laughing away at the Ice Cream van playing Clementine...getting further and further away every few minutes...nae idea why but surely their is a metaphor there somewhere...just mah daft sense of humour...

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Ok it's getting weird ah have wan sock aff...

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Another great day....hugs love and welter rusten in Dutch...(means rest well)

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Got Donna Summers oan...so ah wow absailing doon high flats in Weston Super Mare wearing short shorts...😂😘😂 another mad story 😂😂😂 tied tae ah cold water tap btw....😘

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Ye might be thinking...I don't know that tune...search it and ye will go feck that was ah dance floor filler back in the day...if yer auld...😘👯‍♂💚👯‍♂💚😘

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Nope scratch that 1990...

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I've pressed info but no joy...what year was Patrick Hernandez - Born to be alive released?

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Are you ah faithful or ah traitor...I'm ah trator....doh I"m so eccentric...

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Said the other day ahv been watching Top Boy....so this week in mah work abody is getting wagwan as a greeting and getting asked how tings are in the ends...any probs oan dem roads...see if emdy bites...😂😘😂 McGoo frae the Hood 😂😘😂

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Darude Sandstorm...let's go...wee before bed jig...

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And btw you youngers...will be old soon, so show some respect...😂👯‍♂😂

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Ahm 54...Acid house arrived when ah wis 17...we lapped it up then straight intae rave...wee question...the disco mob slightly older than us....did you accept house and dance and rave nae question? Or did he years for the New Romantic/disco era?

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Her voice was so strong they faded it down...wonder what she's up tae noo

The Lassie in Bass-O-Matic has such a brilliant voice...Fascinating Rythm...

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I could never be rich...I would give it away to others...not too get a pat on the back...but because it's right...just sorry ahm too skint tae dae it the noo...

Dave and I pure raging...and we havnae even mentioned quicksand...

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As ah happily married old man ah reckon ah wid be useless at the chat if ah became single... "Hello there dae ye mind the Goodies"?

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Wonder what they thought of ah drunken Scot doing the moonlight walk wi ah kid oan broken erm...

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Got yipping tae them...professional dance troope...made their coin travelling and promoting clubs...nice bunch eh folk...wonder how their aw doing noo...

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My pal Parkie and I thought we could jig...we were ok at the dance...crowd of fellas came doon from Birmingham tae Weston Super Mare...dressed in Spats and clobber from the twenties...their dancing was incredible...was actually ah pleasure to watch them... superb 👍👏👍

No sure if their still cutting aboot...if so go see the Chemical Brothers....ye won't forget it....

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Music time...oan the headphones...bit of Chemi B's then Underworld...

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