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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026

He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today at coffee with friends, my phone started buzzing and when I pulled it out, it showed I was in the line with 911 Emergency Services. Apparently if you click your power button 5 times it will call them then lock you out of your phone for hours. 🤦🏻 Turned that setting off real fast. Ugh.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy birthday, Jim Henson! TBT to my JH tattoo 😀

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ChatGPT is asking folks to link their Health apps now..... 😒🤨🧐

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm skeptical of religion, and I think you probably just ubered here.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

MIKE FLANAGAN HAS MADE A CARRIE MINISERIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Getting into spoopy season spooper early this year!

A black small Halloweentree with spooky ornaments.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Someone is not a fan of my new braces. They aren't as soft to rub against and they smell like not-dad still. #BabyBean #MyBrattyFatty #SpecialKitteh #DisabilitySky 🦖 #EDS

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Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

🛸 Happy X-Files Day! 👽 On this day 33 years ago – 10 September 1993 – The X-Files premiered, with Mulder and Scully tackling their first mysterious case together in the pilot. The truth is still out there… #TheXFiles #XFilesDay

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Added some color (first time ever getting color - my 50+ tattoos are so black) to my David piece. HOLY SHIT COLOR HURTS SO FREAKING MUCH MORE. I feel like I'm in hell with this burning.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Had someone working on this since I read the book last year. When I read, I picture everyone as muppets, so I present to you my 2027 tattoo... MUPPET GRACE AND ROCKY! #ProjectHailMary

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is it even a horror movie if the MC doesn't forget to turn their phone on silent when they're sneaking?

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just an unhinged budget for British actors on Only Murders in the Building I'M SO EXCITED

"Nicol, Horrocks and Beard aren't the only British actors to appear in the sixth season, as the show will once again feature an impressive array of guest stars including the likes of Olivia Colman, Simone Ashley, Jennifer Saunders, Amar Chadha-Patel and Sharon Horgan.
Jodie Whittaker, David Tennant and Nicola Coughlan were pictured filming recently, while Kathryn Hunter, Richard Ayoade, Rhea Norwood, Peter Capaldi and Martin Freeman are also set to star in the highly-anticipated season."

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly 😔 Such a great human being. And a Buffy fan.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

PSA: If you want to get up in your feels, check out "Don't Say Good Luck."

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Heading to the doctor; always gotta have a book and water! 📚🚰

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just got word: it looks like he isn't going to make it through the day. The time is *now*. Please. They've been the light of his life.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Tore my extensor carpi radialis longus. Say that threetimes fast. It's exciting, it's a new one for me. I usually just dislocate my thumb once a month but I'm stepping it up I guess. I'm bored, I can't bizz around my house as usual; tell me things about yourselves.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Someone stole my hubcaps. Again. That's three times in 13 years with my TARDIS. I'm glad they were cheap plastic this time but WHY?! Now my lugnut is all fucked up and needs replacing ($200).

static.klipy.com

Neslihan Atagul Screaming in Car

ALT: Neslihan Atagul Screaming in Car

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If they would have gone with the black hair...

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Michael Sheen @mchshe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"AM I LATE???" #SlorchWeek

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Book Crowley and Slorch?? 🤔 Pulp Fiction AziraCrow? 🤨

A Temu item showing two plushies in black suits - one has emo black hair and one is platinum blonde with something red on his teeth.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

They just added Peter. Collecting Doctors. I'm here for it.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I was so scared but finally did my passport renewal. Dude. It came faster than a getting card would. FOUR BUSINESS DAYS?!!!!? AND the marker and name weren't messed with. I'm tripping out. No idea how that's possible but I'm seriously relieved.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

For when you need a good artifact to wash you buttocks with boiling water.

A product advertisement set against a surreal, sunny outdoor field with a bright blue sky and green grass.
In large, bold black text at the top left, the headline bizarrely reads "Washed buttocks artifact".
Below the headline are three blue glowing oval badges with cursive text reading:
Spot issuance
Confidential Shipping
High temperature water boiling
On the right side of the image, standing vertically in the grass, are two portable bidet squeeze bottles with angled nozzle wands. One bottle is pink with a pink tip on its nozzle, and the other is light blue with a blue tip on its nozzle.

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There's an Aziraphale joke in this poor translation here somewhere.

An Amazon listing for a pillow and there's a person laying on the pillow in the photo with a bubble that reads Fully you can Fell

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S. E. Hardy, Muppet D.I. @queermuppet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I got a package with litter, pill pockets, and wet food for Bean yesterday that didn't have a sender on it. If you aren't the two people one messaged thank you to, sorry I didn't send you a note but THANK YOU!!!! Bean is all good now thanks to three kitteh-loving angels. 💜

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It isn’t foolproof of course, but one way to help prevent electing sexual predators is to stop electing so many men.

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