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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does that SNL comic know that jokes typically have like a…punchline
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My hot take is that big modern movies can’t be as scary as older ones because everything looks so polished that it feels like a product, instead of an experience. Haunted Mansion instead of walking through the haunted house in some old warehouse. A smooth ride.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rich in life because I’ve started resting a hand on my belly instead of pretending it’s not there and it’s comfy af
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tw - Cornell - Only thing I want to say - Surely fraternities just shouldn’t exist at this point - the whole system is set up to let these things happen. Hazing is just the start of testing compliance, that’s how you get 50 people in a chat with no pushback.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something I think about all the time is how very much the bland homemaker aesthetics of this moment (beige toys, floral dresses, even the rise of competitive cheerleading) are intrinsically connected to fascism but none of the straight, young, ostensibly blue-leaning parents seem to realize that
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ice coffee sweats, and you don’t know if the space you’ll be sitting in will have a coaster. A hot coffee with a lid seems fine to me. Just don’t go in with nothing at all - in my last interview my mouth went dry, and I could literally hear my lips squeaking over my teeth 😂
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With all respect, we need to end the epidemic of Apple Keynote Arms in IG videos
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everything I know about hydrox I know against my own will.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Waded into the wrong comment section on IG Anyway, is this a good time to admit that I don’t know what a “workflow” is
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don’t discourse anymore! But if I did, I’d say that the Times will never run out of Pick-Me gays desperate to prove their marriage is just as biblical as the next guy’s. Obviously being queer IS a choice, and I’d choose it in every lifetime. This guy will never understand my choices or my life.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Realized you can make a Backrooms image by turning the yellow up on any 90s interior that hasn’t been renovated…maybe growing up back then is why nothing in the movie was scary?
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Watching Gilmore Girls in my late teens/early twenties: wow, Lorelei is a cool and fun mom! Watching now: this woman has no boundaries and needs constant validation from her kid, who deserved an actual adult in her life - no wonder she grew up to be insufferable!
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In another world where I still write essays or even tweet, I’d be writing something about how I, the early adopter, the person who believed when google said “don’t be evil,” who chatted with chatbots in 2001 and went to see Asimo walk in SF in 2003, became not just a Luddite, but actually anti-tech
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Project Hail Mary is about how you’re never really alone if you have at least one bespoke cardigan made of genuine Scottish wool
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m reluctant to say this because it was partially financed by Amazon, but the only disappointing thing about Project Hail Mary was Sandra Hüller’s wig. The movie was very good.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Me: wow this fictional character as portrayed by this older actor is hot, I don’t even think she’s too old for me The actor: *was born only five years before me* Me: oh. Well, like I said
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Told a 29 year-old I was 42 last night and she said “oh my god, your skin is amazing!!” Which leads me to believe the kids are out here thinking your early forties are supposed to be…wrinkly???
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For no other reason than I used to climb and I live in America, I can’t help but see utter emptiness in Alex Hanold’s building solo today. To risk one’s life for the a boatload of Netflix money when people in Minnesota are risking their lives to protect and bear witness for their neighbors - why?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
we have to go back. to warn them.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 14/11/2025
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
“Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I haven’t been on a text-based platform in like a year and I forgot the weird inherent urge to comment on the news out of context and say things we all know but still feel important somehow
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
The jump scare of thinking a Christian HS friend is masc now because their profile pic is from when they played a chimney sweep in a community production of Mary Poppins
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Absolutely begging for people to stop writing their novels from the POV of a humanities professor awaiting tenure
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This really isn’t here or there but last time I was protesting someone drove by and yelled GET A JOB and like I have one, it was six am, I was protesting at six so that I could still go to work at eight, do people not understand…schedules
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
WHY ARE JOE AND NICKY SO AWKWARD WITH EACH OTHER IN THE OLD GUARD SEQUEL
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I was told today that due to company policy I can’t wear my (knee length, dark neutral) shorts to work even when it is over 100 degrees outside and the office AC isn’t compensating. I don’t have an outward facing job & I always pair them with a professional shirt. Nobody but our workers in office.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When you lose interest in your latest hyperfixation, but instead of a nonprofit professional with a side hustle in crafts, you’re a billionaire with a weird vampire company
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When did it first occur to you that you might be an unreliable narrator in your own life
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
IG served me a reel the other day that someone made while crying in a public space, the caption was like “watch my mask come on when I realize someone is perceiving me.” And like…the conceit of this assumes that the creator doesn’t view *recording themselves* (for a post!) as “being perceived”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I’m convinced this is rage bait. My cousin made this for me once and it takes everything good about the banana-eating experience and flattens it completely in search of a dairy heaven to which it can never ascend. I had to drink a seltzer just to remove the sensation that I’d tasted rotting fruit.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
At the very least, it would be nice if my doctor and her staff didn’t actively scorn me for wearing a mask. Even though the majority of her patients are elderly.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My mom wants me to call the cops on the fat beautiful rattlers in the park
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I haven’t seen a single thing about LA since Trump bombed Iran.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
White people, we have GOT to come up with a new word for cornhole
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Having a Bose speaker at work is great because one minute you’re listening to acoustic guitar quietly enough that it won’t bug anyone else in the office and the next minute the speaker is playing your Mario ringtone at full volume and yelling CALL FROM — MAMA. CALL FROM — MAMA!!
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
We need a term for when a man tries to let you go in front of him at a roundabout, against the rules, and gets mad when you don’t go (because it could cause an accident). Or like when a guy uses they/them pronouns for someone who is she/her and they get all mad and insecure about it.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/06/2025
I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Do you think marine mammals are ever stressed out that they always have to surface to breathe
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Why did they name dust storms “haboobs,” the fourth grader in me absolutely cannot. I read that word and I’m like…oh, did the female protagonist written by the male author haboob lustily down the stairs?
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
People get small talk wrong. It’s less about what you ask, more in the way they answer. “What scares you the most?” can get the smallest answer in the world, if the person doesn’t trust you in that moment. Some people ask big questions, get shallow answers, & think they’re swimming in the deep end.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
In sixth grade I thought I was the only one who had gotten my period and we had way too much class time in between recesses so once during PE softball I just…disappeared from the outfield to change my pad, I was gone for about twenty minutes and my friends were like “we thought you were abducted”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Before I go crazy: “Protestors love their country the most, accountability is love” ok but you shouldn’t have to love your country in order to be safe and free. The concept of loving The State is bizarre. No fealty, no kings.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Overheard my new coworker this morning cheerfully saying “yeah I mean like everyone I use chat gpt every day! I had no idea there were environmental implications!”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Quick reminder that every single action the state takes against human beings is more violent than protesters burning a Waymo
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Sometimes I really miss Twitter because idk, this just doesn’t feel like the place to explain that the reason Chosen One stories are fine is that we are all the protagonists of our own story and we are all in fact chosen (we all must rise to the moment and do the right thing, which saves the world)
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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