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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Waded into the wrong comment section on IG Anyway, is this a good time to admit that I don’t know what a “workflow” is
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolutely wild to be stuck on Born This Way in 2026. What beauty, what privilege to choose queerness, to join the collective vision of a dinner table with a seat for everyone. Yes — it matters. Homosexuality without queerness is small. It begs for scraps from Normal, Acceptable people. How dull.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolutely wild to mention his God as though he’s also mine, to reference the Bible as though it’s somehow universally or even nationally applicable.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don’t discourse anymore! But if I did, I’d say that the Times will never run out of Pick-Me gays desperate to prove their marriage is just as biblical as the next guy’s. Obviously being queer IS a choice, and I’d choose it in every lifetime. This guy will never understand my choices or my life.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Realized you can make a Backrooms image by turning the yellow up on any 90s interior that hasn’t been renovated…maybe growing up back then is why nothing in the movie was scary?
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Me: wow this fictional character as portrayed by this older actor is hot, I don’t even think she’s too old for me The actor: *was born only five years before me* Me: oh. Well, like I said
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
“As the two share a light moment” it’s like I’m taking crazy pills
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And when I say fat and beautiful, I mean FAT and BEAUTIFUL
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My mom wants me to call the cops on the fat beautiful rattlers in the park
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Every day, every waking minute, we are inundated with photographic evidence of human suffering on a staggering scale. If witnessing the destruction of corporate property is what you focus on in this moment, I’m not sure how you can call yourself a human at all.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Ty for “gay in every direction” gonna put that one in my pocket
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Now that I’m over 40, I have just four moods
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Journalism going well I see
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Old enough that I hear “Minecraft” and I just think “Minecart Mayhem”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Siri made a video of one of Milo’s old walks with his best friend and set it to sappy music like it was their engagement photos
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
the tarriff marketing emails have begun
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Man I sure do love being in a life raft with absolutely no authorized representatives of our cruise and getting emails with subject lines like this
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just remembered early in COVID when I watched the CA press conferences every day and got so sick of Newsom’s hair I gave him a makeover
Gavin Newsom with a bunch of mocked up haircuts
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is neither here nor there, but my very favorite thing about my $300 Bose headphones are the bite marks Milo put into them when he was a puppy
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
it's been a minute since i was on reddit but i see that...nothing has changed
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The one single part of Austin Powers that has stuck with me is this guy. Any time any character narrates the plot in any movie, I roll my eyes and go “okay, Basil Exposition”
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I am going to go insane
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
They painted over the bathroom graffiti at the bar with chalkboard paint, but then someone scratched their nails through it to etch this message
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The inflection with which I read my boomer family member’s punctuation means we are literally never speaking the same language
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Does the algo understand that I have less than zero dollars and am just hoping to not be arrested for perversion in the next four to ten years
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
i was not emotionally ready for Hallmark Original to enter this decade
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That's it, I'm making a list
Checklist: You must -
*Do your little hobbies
*Spend time out of doors
*Not obsess over something Trump has done until more than 48 hours have gone by without a federal judge blocking it
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A small white dog standing on some rural concrete against a very blue sky. Another dog’s shadow in the foreground
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The mood after ten whole minutes on social media
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If you need something gentle to read today, I’m really enjoying The Wild Robot by @peterbrownstudio.com. A kid’s novel, but/and a perfectly lovely change of pace from doomscrolling. There aren’t even any humans in it so far, but there IS a lot of animal/robot mutual aid.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I am so worried about public health over the next four years I can hardly bear to think about it
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Folks, I think it’s time for a weekly Milo. This is the day we met: September 8, 2021. This was Milo peeking at me from his enclosure at the rescue. He was nearly four months old.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This car at the Safeway had two bumper stickers: a peeling memorial for someone who passed in 2020, and a larger sticker that said THICC FIL-A
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
In 2021, when I was losing my dog Cyrus, I never imagined having a bond like this with his brother. These dogs, these blessings.
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
When you’re the adhd friend
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I mean
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
People are living…different lives than me
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
H e l p
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The local news horoscope that inexplicably tells celebrities what to do has reached new heights of specificity today
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Gender is so funny. Ten years apart, but the distance between these two people (and their genders) is…not as great as it probably looks like
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Begging people to stop using this verb
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That is so crummy! Have a Milo on Balls From Under the Sofa Day
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Blue check Twitter is so fucking funny now
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lol at this pat-down moment in Cagney and Lacey (she’s checking for a wire)
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The local news is running a story on a psychic who… tries to…convert the dead???
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My dog gets so happy when he has friends over. He usually sleeps in my bed but no one slept with me so I went out to check on them and found them both on the sofa together, I
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Milo’s best friend came over for a slumber party
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queergirl @queergirl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Can I interest you in ball
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