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Stephanie Corpsy

@queencorpseface.bsky.social
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4 time “Most Looking Like a Cadaver at this Dinner Table” award winner according to my grandmother.

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Niña Gato @ninagato.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Tú le preguntas a chat gpt yo le pregunto a la bola número 8 no somos lo mismo 🎱
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Thank god somebody is. When ever I have to train people how to use a fax machine I have them send a fax to Big D asking why she literally never does anything
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Tony Blair/Weird Al Guilt Project @tbwagp.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
scenes from The Expanse as Dril quotes: a thread
Holden: I wont let nasa sent me to mars [does the dx cross chop with guns] fuckin alrightDrummer: Politic's is back baby. It's goodagain. Awoouu (wolf Howl)red text [representing Martian politician] "DUMBASS: SHut the fuck up"
blue text [representing Avasarala] "WISEMAN: No you shut the fuck up"Diogo: how come a baby born with a foot in it's brain is considered a "Miracle Baby" but when I get my dick stuck in a drawer im just some asshole
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
THE PRIDE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
This is really not about that, but if you haven't read Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston, go ahead and do so.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Getting more women into wrestling the only way I know how:
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Honestly living my grandmother’s dream by having two boyfriends, no job, and complaining a lot
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Anyway here’s Eddie
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I made a remark about threats to birthright citizenship and someone said to me “that won’t effect you though cause your mom was born here”
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I saw Nosferatu and all I’m saying is with this I am praying for an adaptation of Sylvia Moreno-García’s Mexican Gothic. The people are ready.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
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Wikimedia Foundation @wikimediafoundation.org · 01/01/2025
Every year on 1 January, Public Domain Day celebrates the artistic works that enter the public domain, becoming free for everyone to use, share, and adapt. Wikimedia volunteers are at the forefront of sharing these works while navigating copyright restrictions. ➡️ w.wiki/CbAe
"La danse (second version)", painting by Henri Matisse. Text says: It's Public Domain Day! Every year on 1 January, the Wikimedia community celebrates the day on which artistic works become free to use once their copyright protection ends.
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
To me miller and this picture of my dog are the same
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My little prince
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@heathenking.bsky.social
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Daphne loves bags
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Sam Gamgee the only MF in this group chat with a god damn job
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Jealous of people with more obvious mental illness symptoms. Would love to have a signifier besides “dramatic bitch won’t stop crying”
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Taking the elevator cause my ass is too clumsy for stairs
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Even today Tim Walz expresses ZERO remorse for all those school children he fed, zero.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
My little house orc appreciates the solidarity
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Yelled at by a cyclist unsure what was yelled
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Thank you orcs. I’m hoping that if we complain enough as a city they will make improvements to our public transit
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Dude isn’t talking to me but he is staring unblinkingly from the seat on the other side of the train with 🥴this face
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Important side not every train has been at least 3 minutes late and the one that showed up on time was out of service
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Do you smoke? Do you smoke weed? You don’t do drugs? I was gonna ask if you wanted to come smoke weed
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Solicited on behalf of Jesus
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Guy at the next station asks me repeatedly if I’m filming him, then asks me to film him gets mad at me for not filming him
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Guy doing community service cleaning at the station stops and stands in front of me hello how are you today nice day where are you going etc not rude but annoying
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Using RT today I will be sharing every unsolicited conversation I have foisted upon me. This is why I drive even though I’d rather be more eco friendly.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
People like to talk shit on Sacramento and while we may be seated on the hellmouth June through September we are also the city that brought you Lester Holt and Levar Burton so you’re welcome
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Mexico's history has way more dragons than I expected.
A book titled "Fire & Blood: A history of Mexico"
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Today and this week I am grateful to be unemployed because my body is falling apart and no way they would have let me call out if I was still working
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DaveAnthony @daveanthony.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
MY EMOTIONS
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
A typo, she was 15. Not that that’s any better, teenagers should not be getting married.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
This was why they killed Mussolini
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Yeah she’s got a fun blend of ideas. premarital sex is fine as long as you don’t get pregnant and no one knows
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
She got married at 14 😬
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Now to be fair to her, this was all in regards to getting a man and I am still not married so she very well could be right
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Things my Grandma told me were unacceptable: Having your upper arm bigger than your forearm Breasts not passing the pencil test Areolas bigger than a quarter Thighs that touch Arm hair Cellulite Waist more than 29 inches Visibly sweating Piercings
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Badass
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South Seattle barista responds to customer’s threats with a hammer
“At what point are we told we’re supposed to just wait for it to get worse.”
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
I cannot stand how many model call posts and emails and shit that people send that end up saying “for a discounted price” um NO bitch, you pay ME. If you need new clients just say that don’t lie, modeling is work you jagweeds.
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
I love that I project the vibe that makes ESL people comfortable asking me how to get to Marshall’s and/or Ross
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Stephanie Corpsy @queencorpseface.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Wrestling is so good thank you Toni Storm
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