a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So. Many. Lines. #readingjournal #bookjournal #tropes #gayromance 000
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Finally did my thang in the kitchen yesterday. Carnitas tacos with corn salsa, guac, cilantro lime crema, cotija, and some pickled red onions. I made everything but the tortillas and pickled onions. 010
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It has become this. The coffee table books and cookbooks did not make it. Nor did the piles. 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is 10.5 boxes of books unpacked and roughly sorted. Standby for the finished set up. 050
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve finished with the general setup of the apartment and I’ve unpacked a LOT. Now I get to the best part… the books 🤩 251
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s moving day and there’s a fucking Tesla with New Jersey plates parked in the loading zone. Because of fucking course there is. 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What gif shows up when you type your name? Dalena Fucking bane of my existence is that their ship name is my ACTUAL FUCKING NAMEstatic.klipy.comElena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore in Vampire DiariesALT: Elena Gilbert & Damon Salvatore in Vampire Diaries 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well this was a fun time eater. But VIRGINIA? I don't even know anyone from VA. 100
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My boss is out, I have had no tasks or duties assigned, and I'm alone in an office. *cranks the Dunkin Donuts speaker* Big chillin today AMA or whatever. Idc. Talk to me if you're bored. 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rico Suave over here got her name 😏 (yes, it's taken me months, fuck off) 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We made eye contact and i smiled like a suave bitch and not a weirdo who looks away in panic. Then I let her catch me looking at her in a spot where I could only have been looking at her and looked away quickly like it was an accident. I guess I decided I’m just going to stare at her until…? 070
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026How do you find out if your barista is queer or if you’re barking up the wrong tree? Asking for me. Who has not actually barked at the tree, but has instead gazed longingly and tried to draw out a conversation about fire ants. 230
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026FYI - I have packed a little every day this week, and I don't anticipate pulling an all-nighter and to still be throwing shit in boxes when the movers pull up. Who have I become??? 130
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I want give the sincerest thanks to everyone who donated to and shared my GoFundMe. Thanks to you all I have officially paid the deposit as well as first and last month's rent on my new apartment. I'm moving on Sunday, Sept 6. Wish me luck! 040
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think anyone who has followed me for years knows about my chronic late packing syndrome. Well you will be shocked to hear that I started packing 8 days before moving day. 130
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My favorite carrot cake cupcakes from my favorite bakery. My colleagues made up a song and sang it to me. Feeling appreciated is pretty damn nice. 030
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I vehemently dislike the LAMY Safari. This pen is so overrated. I like the grip. That's all. At this price point, the better option by far is the Pilot Metropolitan. I get that it's good for beginners, but I just don't understand the hype outside of that. #pens #fountainpens #stationarystatic.klipy.comMan Hiding From Responsibility Behind DeskALT: Man Hiding From Responsibility Behind Desk 000
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s my last day in the office where I’ve spent the last 3 1/2 years. It’s bittersweet, but I want to put my best foot forward and a brave face and leave on a happy note. Also… I’m only going to an office (mine!) down the hall lol 040
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Well you have to take your joy where you can. This morning I’m appreciating my jacket pins. 050
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The most awful part of grief is that you just have to shoulder your pain and keep putting one foot in front of the other. 180
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Thank you again to every who has contributed. I have a devastating update. My little man, Griffin, didn’t make it. His health took a turn for the worse and he passed at 6 this morning, August 24th. So thank you all again who supported. 731
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When you realize you’ve massively undercharged and undertaken a monumental project because people aren’t willing to pay what handcrafted goods actually cost. Yay. 🧶 #crochet 050
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The shores of Lake Erie are NOT THE BEACH. Stop asking me to "go to the beach" when that is what you mean. Yinzers man. 010
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hobby ➡️ Hustle status: I've got 18 orders. One project down, 32 to go... I'm not worried about getting arthritis in a month at all... The projects are easy at least. An assortment of stuffed pumpkins in 3 sizes, and 3 different options of cup sleeve. #crochet 🧶 www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... 081
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hi folks following my saga. I have actually found a landlord will to rent me a 1 bed. apt. despite my credit. I'm going to check the place out tomorrow and make sure it matches the pictures and then I can move forward. This is nowhere near the end. I need to come up with the money, and I also need 1110
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026After 2+ years of being an unproblematic tenant, my leasing agency won't rent me another apartment, even in a situation where I'm stuck with an addict. FUCK LANDLORDS. 131
Reposted by a dong of ice and fireObie @obienator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Thanks to the weekend Twitteros crew, we only have 30% left to go! Who will get us there? “ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?” 151
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Doing what I said I'd never do... turning my hobby into a hustle. Some of my coworkers expressed interest in buying pumpkin coffee cup cozies from me after seeing one I made. I'm going to supply that need, but I have no idea how to price this. What would you pay for these? 171
Reposted by a dong of ice and fireOrcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We orcs can sympathize with Dalena - living in unsafe conditions with difficult challenges making getting out of the situation hard. Should you have some extra coins that you feel could be put to good use, please consider answering Dalena's lit beacon. 141
Reposted by a dong of ice and fireObie @obienator.bsky.social · 14/08/202660% funded, please contribute if you can or share so we can get this to the finish line! #MutualAid 033
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Thank you so much to everyone who has donated and shared already. I can't believe how generous people have been just on the first day. gofund.me/5da9c639dgofund.meDonate to Help Dalena and Griffin Find a Safe Home, organized by Dalena GonzalezMy name is Dalena and the short of it is that my home is no longer a safe s… Dalena Gonzalez needs your support for Help Dalena and Griffin Find a Safe Home 021
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's come to this unfortunately. I need help affording somewhere for Griffin and me to go. My partner is an addict and I can't take it any longer. I need to get out. Please help if you can or share. You can also venmo me @ dalenaluz. gofund.me/8c7f05023gofund.meDonate to Help Dalena and Griffin Find a Safe Home, organized by Dalena GonzalezMy name is Dalena and the short of it is that my home is no longer a safe s… Dalena Gonzalez needs your support for Help Dalena and Griffin Find a Safe Home 41211
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Well my life is a bit of a shambles again. My partner is suffering from a serious substance abuse issue and I can’t take it anymore. I need to buy my way out of the lease and find a new place for Griffin and me to live. I spoke to my leasing agency. It’s going to cost money I don’t have. 250
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's that time! Pumpkin coffee cup sleeve. #knitsky #crochet #autumn Pattern by Briana K. Designs www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... 140
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My precious little guy is apparently a month younger than we were led to believe when we adopted him. He was weaned at maybe 4 weeks. Now he has a weak immune system and is about to go through his 3rd course of (*costly*) antibiotics. If you don't want kittens you can't take care of, FIX YOUR CAT. 180
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 04/08/20267 Weeks ago my boyfriend implied he did not believe I could cold turkey quit nicotine. Thanks for fueling my fire, babe. Watch me go. Not one puff since I said I was done. 4120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I love being 32 (cont’d) because your mom will give you a bong and a Cheech and Chong grinder. 020
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026July wrap up and fresh August tracking page. #readingjournal #bookjournal 📚 020
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Mom just told me the cat I bonded with has been sitting in “our” chair all day and hasn’t left but to eat, drink, and use the box. I’m not okay.static.klipy.comMan Crying Emotionally on CouchALT: Man Crying Emotionally on Couch 130
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Driving around in Kentucky be like “take Kingdom Come parkway to Dead Man’s Curve”static.klipy.comDrew Scanlon Blinking MemeALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme 051
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ride to the airport: take two. Amazing what a little Effexor will do. Silent treatment over. 040
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I had to say until next time to my new best friend last night and I am SAD. He did not leave me from the moment I arrived. Griffin is going to smell me and demand to know where the fuck I’ve been and who I’ve been cuddling with. 010
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When your aunt is determined to give your mom the silent treatment for a 3 hour car ride it’s really fun to sit in the backseat. 240
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Staying in character by finishing packing 20 minutes before the airport bus arrived. 120
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Well I've just been exposed as a freak to a non-freak colleague. She found me on Goodreads. While I'm reading a book that is banned on Amazon. 1111
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm going to see my mom for the first time in 11 years tomorrow, or for the second time in 22 years. However you want to look at it. I'm coping by making playlists for us to listen to together. So far I've made 7 covering my favorite salsa, reggaeton, dancehall, 80s hits, blues hits, and "aughts..." 020
a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Being 32 is great because I salsa and lip sync at the bus stop with no fucks to give. Can’t kill my vibe. 050
