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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Mama, how do you spell 'woodj' like 'woodj you like to watch a movie?'"
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Baby's first paleoanthropology book, by @stefanmilo.bsky.social She's loving it so far! She remembered seeing a glyptodon shell in a museum, recognized Çatalhoyuk from a picture I had showed her a few days ago, and remembered the bone flute from a Magic Treehouse book.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mafia show about street level toughs organizing a union for better working conditions.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every parent knows about the thin blue line between order and chaos.
A used diaper with a blue "wetness indicator" strip
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ormund Hightower is gonna Make Oldtown Healthy Again
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You will not speak to me of Mooton!
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Ooh Daddy! There's a butterfly! Isn't it pretty?" *Watches for a while* "I wish it would die so we could collect it's wings!"
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah I'm into male bonding (texting each other sketch comedy episodes from YouTube)
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Watched HotD S3E3 and it felt like a catalogue of rookie errors. How did Daemon not take a Hightower hostage? Why did Rhaenyra think she had to embarrass and deceive lords who supported the losers in order to tax them? Just say it's the price for being accepted into the Queen's peace.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My daughter's unprompted statement "there's nothing under the bed" has me asking a lot of questions already answered by her statement
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the guy I was arguing with on reddit ghosted me (stopped replying to my comments)
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy See Bad Folks Who Have Died Again Day!
youtu.be
Nirvana - Lake Of Fire (Live On MTV Unplugged, 1993 / Unedited)
YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A sexually-transmitted dog cancer is giving us insight into the genetics of Native American dogs. Based on analysis of the cancer DNA, they conclude the doggo it started in probably looked like an Alaskan malamute and had a touch of coyote ancestry. Science is awesome.
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The Last Pre-Contact Dog Still Haunts Modern Dogs 11,000 Years Later #evolution #learning #science
YouTube video by Zeke Darwin
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because you liked A Song of Ice and Fire, you may like...A Song of Ice and Fire
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
American Ninja Worrier
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cougars are appearing across the Midwest
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Mountain Lions Are Appearing Far Outside Their Range
YouTube video by mintz
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I ain't got no time for double negatives
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Reading rhyming books written by someone with a non-rhotic accent is kind of wild when you have a rhotic accent
A page from a children's book showing a young girl holding a fairyI had to get caught
    By Melissa . . .
a doll-collecting 
    fairy kisser.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Very loud announcement y'all
A young girl playing a drum kit
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you're not subscribed to this amazing kid already, check out his new video learning how to master a sling, (the kind David used)
youtu.be
The Deadliest Weapon of the Ancient World
YouTube video by NORTH 02
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My niece went to the mall and her Dad let her buy one gift for my daughter. She picked what my wife is calling "White Savior Barbie" (daughter not pictured)
A girl playing with a white Barbie in a doctor outfit tending to a black infantWhite barbie doctor holding black infant.Black infant on the doctor's bed.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The amount of anxiety I've gotten about misreading this page out loud to my daughter...
A page from a Dr Seuss book with the words
Chicks with bricks
Chicks with blocks
Chicks with bricks
and blocks and clocks.

And an accompanying illustration
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There are clearly some great folklorists working in the Ukrainian defense industry. I've seen weapons systems named Baba Yaga, Perun, Freya, Peklo, Neptune, and Magura. Appropriately, the last two are anti-ship systems.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Always funny when you're watching a show and the actor is playing the same character but with a different name and in an entirely different universe.
Owen Teale as Chief Constable Philip Osborne in In the Line of Dity
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you've got a quarter and you're hungry, you can't do much better than a banana.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A parent accidentally packed a 30mg THC lollipop among the dum dums in a school birthday goody bag at my daughter's preschool. Kid was okay but needed medical attention and holy shit that's not a mistake you should make.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
All this has happened before. All this will happen again.
Battlestar Galactica image captioned "All this has happened before. All this will happen again."
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
St Peter got a raw deal. An eternity standing behind a lectern just outside the greatest club there is. You're in earshot of people playing harps and tossing frisbees and you're stuck looking people up on the universe's longest VIP list.
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sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Fat pink mast” and “Myrish swamp” have become buzzwords, and note that both examples are characters experiencing sexuality in uncomfortable ways that express character: Sam’s alienation and discomfort with his body / sex, Cersei’s imitation of Robert / assertion of chauvinist dominance via sex
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sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I will defend community theatre fun suspenders grandpa. I will. Because people are acting like Lollys Stokeworth suffered an (off page) horrific sexual assault and other characters are cruel and dismissive about it because GRRM is mean to Lollys, and I’m sorry but that’s insane.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
What we don't talk about when we don't talk about Bruno
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
One of my new interests is rewilding and now my YouTube feed is like 100 kids answered the MadLibs prompt: "<Place> released <number> <species> into <ecosystem>. Nobody could predict what happened next!"
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Personal update: mental health has gone to absolute shit. I'm in the process of trying new meds, starting a new job y'all will hate me for, and generally picking up the pieces.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I did it! The whole thing took place in Essos. Whenever the music got too scary, I heard Tyrion shouting "I do not want to meet the Shrouded Lord!". Mirri Maaz Duur was there weaving a tent out of her song. And I traversed the House of the Undying.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Listened to classical music on YouTube music to go to sleep and now I'm getting bombarded with pretty shocking notifications like "New release from JS Bach"
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Nicolas Maduro in a New York tower cell, desperately trying to find a way to get a raven to Ser Barristan Selmy
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You think anyone who plans to join the Night's Watch ever goes on a crime spree right before, knowing that once a man takes the black, his crimes are wiped away?
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
ADAB — Tyrion Lannister
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In a massive parenting L for my brother-in-law, my niece told me that after months of her dad not buying her a toy she wanted, Santa came through for her in the end
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
*Mole's Town boy cuts his finger on a thorn.* *Jon Snow appears out of nowhere:* "Mole's Town has no naesters. But we have a maester at Castle Black for those who say our words"
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ramzan of the House Kadyrov, Lord Paramount of Chechnya, Warden of the South, is being treated by the Grand Maesters of Muscovy. Ramzan has been grooming his son Adam for command but, at 18, the boy lord is untested and unloved. If Ramzan cannot hang on, expect the knives to come out soon.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Bye 2025! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Or do, I don't care. I'm savage like that.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Do they have an episode of "Is it cake?" where craftspeople try to fool judges with wooden cakes?
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Tapering off cymbalta to prepare for my psychedelic-assisted therapy. Cymbalta dulls the effects of psychedelics. I'm excited for my therapy but man this is tough. I keep thinking I'll be joining the realm of Patchface before long.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Do Gen Z and Gen Alpha understand the lyrics to REM's seminal hit *69? Or do they think it's a reference to mutual oral?
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
My daughter can sing "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin by heart but doesn't understand the social message at all.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
What is to your shame or glory?
A picture of Doran Martell peeling an orange with text overlaid:

Top: Until the Mountain crushed my brother's skull, no Dornishmen had died in this War of the Five Kings

Bottom: Tell me, Captain, is that my shame or my glory?
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Whoa, Detroit goes hard.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I think my daughter may be Calvin.
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Ser Pounce @serpounceiii.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The AI that I think my anti-AI TL can praise.
knpr.org
As the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season ends, the future of forecasting is AI
Meteorologists are surprised that the weather model that did the best job forecasting hurricanes this year was a new one, introduced by Google. AI may be the beginning of a new era of forecasting.
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