Reposted by Queen Sapphire

Fuggit. Hey moots going to BFC!
Wanna keep those potty chart stars and impress mommy/daddy/whoever else?
if you see me (and I'm in the mood which will be 99.9% of the time) and you need to go, pull me aside i'll offer my services as a portapup.
I am not joking this is 100% real