Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 11hTfw you're having a bad day where every inconvenience feels like a chain on your heart, then someone calls you "ma'am" and everything magically turns around 100
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have acquired two more kids, it's quite nice having so many people call you mommy~<3 010
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I feel you there girl, but for what it's worth, you are a very pretty little lady 010
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'll alert the rescue team beforehand to salvage what's left of you 030
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think I've already eaten both and now explode every 4 days 120
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You could be uhhh... *checks list of popular halloween costumes* *they all start with "randy" except princess* *squints* 000
Reposted by Queen SapphireRobyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!” 171715521
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't worry, I'll make sure you're never dry~<3 010
Reposted by Queen SapphireFlooded Lynch!🔜BFC @lynchfloodad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fuggit. Hey moots going to BFC! Wanna keep those potty chart stars and impress mommy/daddy/whoever else? if you see me (and I'm in the mood which will be 99.9% of the time) and you need to go, pull me aside i'll offer my services as a portapup. I am not joking this is 100% real 7337
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That thing's gonna fly out like a rocket on the fourth of July 020
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wonder if the force would extinguish your flame or cause an explosion? Only one way to find out! 110
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You'll be lucky to still have a face after that 110
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'll make sure you get your daily fix of mind-melting Pokéfarts, though I can't guarantee you'll be capable of speech after~ 120
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have I got the revolutionary new product for you 021
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Reposted by Queen SapphireFlooded Lynch!🔜BFC @lynchfloodad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Heya friends!! Going to BFC? Interested in witchcraft? Wanna learn to make swirly fidget potions? My lovely wife @mom-yote.bsky.social and I are hosting a panel on just that! Come on by!!! Art by my amazing friend @bbawua.bsky.social 💚💚 723755
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Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hope we can get through this, but our hearts are with you regardless 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Glad you like the presents we got you, hope you had lots of fun on your special day! 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I will say that you're responsible for me actually properly developing Sapphire and getting so much art of her lol 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I had this when I was a kid too, I hope you enjoy! 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sapphire because her face is blue and Shika because it's Japanese for deer. I'm not very creative lmao 000
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Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It thinks I'm running a stop sign every time I drive past a red semi. 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The same thing happens to me at work where the AI dash cam starts giving everyone violations several times per day because of a bad update and it takes them way too long to fix. Fortunately my boss is able to appeal all these claims but it's a right nightmare. 100
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I wouldn't be surprised if Bluesky and Discord use the same AI engine for automoderation, or at least a shared database, and that anything it deems bannable on one site is bannable on the other. It probably recently received some sort of exceptionally untested update that is wreaking havoc. 100
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Absolute dogshit, the AI bubble can't die soon enough 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Most people can only be eaten once. Most people. 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 07/08/2026People comparing their gas to yours are using a literary device known as hyperbole 011
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Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I bought a movie online and this is the box it was shipped in. I have so many questions. 010
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The original Japanese Pokémon theme song states that you can find Pokémon "even up that girl's skirt." Thanks Japan. 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Friendly reminder that the Japanese name for Mandibuzz is Vulgina 000
Queen Sapphire @queenabsol.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why is your son bullying my daughter standing her up every time she asks him out on a date? 110
