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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest

@quartz.xtal.net
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30 - he/they - 🇩🇰🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 - retro tech nerd, programmer, VR DJ, film lover, purple robot kobold (sometimes protogen) - SFW(ish) but MDNI🔞 PFP by @cosmicsaturn.bsky.social www: xtal.net - ftp: ftp.xtal.net

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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 2h
I’m tired, and it’s currently rainy outside. Welcome to the Nap Zone. 💤
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OKAME @0kame-san.bsky.social · 5h
Unauthorized access⚠️
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p.carredo @pcarredo.bsky.social · 5h
Walkin'
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 6h
"Words of advice for young furries" ? Let's see... 1- You don't need to buy a fursuit to participate in this fandom. Seriously, you don't need a 13K debt at age 19. 2- Bad actors will try to convince you that the fandom "has strayed from a purer era". It's bullshit. Disregard them immediately.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 6h
To the engineer at Sony who decided to place the CMOS battery in the original "fat" PlayStation 2 so deep that you have to tear the entire console completely apart just to replace it: come here, I just wanna talk
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 20h
thank you aliexpress, it's exactly what i needed
A screenshot taken from AliExpress.
"Bundle deals - Buy 3+, duty covered"
Three products are shown side by side: one for 10 pieces of stainless steel rods, a white crop top shirt that says "Spit in my mouth", and some stepper motor drivers. One of these aren't like the others.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22h
update: it was 100% worth it. poke bowls my beloved
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22h
I really miss the old DeviantArt
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23h
Moderation lists are very much a double-edged sword imo, and I tend to avoid them nowadays, because at best they may have false-positives in them, and at worst they can be made with malicious intent.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 30/09/2026
it's a recession indicator when you're excited all day to pick up your Too Good To Go order
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noodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alright yall its time again I need footage of you eating paper must be decently lit (think stock footage) preferably 60fps preferably 4x3 ratio preferably with sound dump your footage in the replies and I will perchancedly use it (and credit you in the video by your bsky @)
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody asked for this gross fucking AI slop. STOP. You are legit maga coded. Stop fucking using this shit and make your own content you lazy fuck.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/09/2026
Reading this entire thread like it’s a Bruno Powroznik video
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 29/09/2026
I’ve been in the IT industry for 15+ years now and it has never felt good for me but it has absolutely never felt worse. this AI shit is a cancer that is designed to spread as fast as possible. I have so many thoughts on it but any time I write something up here I just delete it. I’m tired man
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Niko @meowing.zip · 29/09/2026
i use .webm (web money) to buy .webp (web porno)
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ravarcheon @ravarcheon.com · 29/09/2026
stone is a function that takes 2 birds
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/09/2026
thanks @texel.bsky.social for this cursed idea
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/09/2026
Final Fantasy VII Unbirth
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Dergaroo Studio | 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @dergaroostudio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yapper time again! forms.gle/rCd1kEj2Yan6... €20 for 1 €15/each for 3+
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 28/09/2026
If the customs agents hurts my Vivi Ornitier plushie I'm going sicko mode on CEO John PostNord.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 28/09/2026
bruh it already got customs cleared once, what do you want from me
The tracking page on PostNord, for a package from ZenMarket.
25/09 15:00 - Shipment is being customs cleared.
25/09 20:36 - Import charge sent to recipient.
25/09 20:47 - Payment received.
Today (28/09) 09:48 - The shipment item is under transportation.
Today 21:10 - Shipment is being customs cleared (again).
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 28/09/2026
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President Shinra gets hit by a truck
ALT: President Shinra gets hit by a truck
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not technically a cis man, but I am thought of as one to most people outside of queer communities, and I do this whenever I can. It really does work. If you get pushback, just ask the person to explain why they think the joke is funny. It works. It’s easy. Please do this.
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 27/09/2026
Any YouTube channel I see that peddles any ModRetro products will get hit with the "Don't recommend channel" button. Those channels can fuck right off with that shit.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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hyphen @in.terl.ink · 05/09/2026
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Shgrcube @shgrcube.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mikubun mikubun
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GaiGai @dyeiqh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Birthday to my precious Zidane!!🎂🎁 #FFIX #Zidanetribal
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH
Vacant looking kobold chewing on a giant cut purple gem
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robin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt .
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 25/09/2026
Just finished Final Fantasy 7 Remake! Time to sleep lol
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron from trust and safety when a trans woman jokes about dropping a big cartoon anvil on someone who has actively made her and her friends lives nightmares for most of her adult life
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Signs Omg Reaction
ALT: Signs Omg Reaction
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Mixie @mixievr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Felt the need to start adding this to my worlds 🥲
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/09/2026
you won't believe me, and that's okay, but it does get better. sometimes it only gets better when you're barely able to stand and had to spend years whittling a hole to exist in... and sometimes it goes from good to bad to good to bad again... but it will get better for you one day
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BabyJack @babyjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BE LOUD AND AS ANNOYING AS POSSIBLE!!! Also CMs can't do anything about this, dont go tagging Strasz and Tupper. Keep pushing community posts. Make your words loud as fuck on socials and vrchat events to whats going on here. Don't let @vrchat.com get away with doing this as the new norm
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BabyJack @babyjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stupid thing about the VRChat staff is that there is 50% recklessly supporting AI and another 50% that hates it and wants it gone. Word from these people is if we want this to change we need to make a fucking stink of it
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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 23/09/2026
I hear tell that a straightforward Quest 2/Pro/3/3s rooting tool just dropped; if you own one of them and you're sick of Meta's crapware, go block updates/get it off your network *right now*
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Duo Vandal @duovandal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'Separate art from the artist.' Is not a valid argument when the artist is alive and openly a Neo-Nazi. You cannot be neutral with fascists, you are either profascist or antifascist. Being neutral always leans to compliance through neutrality which in the end is profascist.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/09/2026
I'm actually an episode ahead since I'm watching on Nebula (won't spoil anything ^^)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/09/2026
New Jet Lag episode is out, we eating good today
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Bisexuality Visibility Day. Bisexuality was first discovered by Newsweek on July 16th, 1995.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/09/2026
I would eat all the lava lamps
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/09/2026
"i require a male after 12:00 am" - abba
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tasha ✨ @plushie.gay · 22/09/2026
so what you're telling me is, discord added credit cards as an age verification option, and everyone is freaking out and telling people to cancel their nitro and remove their card info from their account, even though that will... automatically tell discord that you're an adult brother.
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