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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest

@quartz.xtal.net
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30 - he/they - 🇩🇰🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 - retro tech nerd, programmer, VR DJ, film lover, purple robot kobold (sometimes protogen) - SFW(ish) but MDNI🔞 PFP by @cosmicsaturn.bsky.social www: xtal.net - ftp: ftp.xtal.net

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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 30/09/2026
thank you aliexpress, it's exactly what i needed
A screenshot taken from AliExpress.
"Bundle deals - Buy 3+, duty covered"
Three products are shown side by side: one for 10 pieces of stainless steel rods, a white crop top shirt that says "Spit in my mouth", and some stepper motor drivers. One of these aren't like the others.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 28/09/2026
bruh it already got customs cleared once, what do you want from me
The tracking page on PostNord, for a package from ZenMarket.
25/09 15:00 - Shipment is being customs cleared.
25/09 20:36 - Import charge sent to recipient.
25/09 20:47 - Payment received.
Today (28/09) 09:48 - The shipment item is under transportation.
Today 21:10 - Shipment is being customs cleared (again).
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22/09/2026
I trust any free/open source projects way more when their website looks like this over any vibe-coded landing page.
The website of zlib, the compression library. The text is all Times New Roman on a plain white background, and it has a very 90s looking 3D logo of the name "zlib". The overall design is very reminiscent of the old web, due to its minimal styling. No flashy colors, no fluff, just the necessary information on a plain HTML page.The website of libpng, the offician PNG reference library. It also has a basic serif font, but this time it's on top of a light-grey background. There are also some classic-looking HTML tables with a few light colors.The website of BusyBox. This one uses a sans-serif font (rendered as Arial on my system) on top of a plain grey background, with reddish-brown colored links. Its logo is a basic cardboard box on the top-right above the sidebar. It's a bit more designed than the first two examples, but still very minimal and lightweight, with no unnecessary noise or fluff.The website of OpenSSH. This one also uses serif-fonts (Times New Roman), white text on top of a dark-grey background, with a dark-blue sidebar with links. This website is also very minimal and old looking.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 17/09/2026
Okay this is getting weird.
Another fake HTTP error, but it's the Bee Movie script.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 17/09/2026
Trying to sign up for MAGFest at exactly 7PM ET be like
502 Shit's Kinda Fucked LMAO - nginx (a fake HTTP error)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 12/09/2026
Also this bit in the end credits was really sweet.
DEDICATED TO EVERYONE WHO POSTED, SHARED, HELD UP SIGNS, AND SPOKE OUT WHEN IT COUNTED.

THIS FILM MADE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN BECAUSE OF YOU.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 08/09/2026
Scored this 35mm film camera at the thrift store today!
A Canon EOS 1000F 35mm SLR camera with a 35-80 lens. It’s in really good condition.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 06/09/2026
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 05/09/2026
do you think my steam friend will come back soon
Currently Offline.
Last online 5989 days ago.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/08/2026
important video
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/08/2026
ShaderFes is coming back! Cross-posting from Twitter (English translation and original Japanese text in alt-text): #ShaderFes #VRChat
Screenshot from @ShaderFes on Twitter/X. A graphic is shown with the logo of "ShaderFes 2027" with the date "2027/01" underneath.

English translation:
【Shader Fes 2027】  
Approximately 5 years since ShaderFes2021.  
The environment surrounding shaders, as well as the expressions, have changed greatly.  

And———  
ShaderFes, once again.  

For details regarding exhibition, please await the follow-up report in September.  
#ShaderFes #VRChat

Original Japanese text:
【Shader Fes 2027】
ShaderFes2021から約5年。
シェーダーを取り巻く環境も、表現も、大きく変わりました。

そして———
ShaderFes、再び。

出展に関する詳細は、9月の続報をお待ちください。
#ShaderFes #VRChat
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 26/08/2026
Screenshot of the infamous post from @jay.bsky.team saying "WAFFLES"
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 21/08/2026
My two sides.
Discord message screenshot:
Wordle 1889 6/6
"I’m never playing this game again"Discord message screenshot:
Wordle 1890 3/6
"We're so back"
A GIF of a guy in a fancy suit walking onto a stage for an award acceptance.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 12/08/2026
It’s eclipse time!
A partial solar eclipse. Currently about half of the sun is covered.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 07/08/2026
me rn
Screenshot from the new Pokémon Pokopia DLC. Manaphy is lying on the ground while looking sad, with a speech bubble saying "So hungry..."
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 05/08/2026
I've had a similar issue before when importing models for VRChat in Unity. Select the FBX file, look at the Inspector and check the settings for the vertex normals. I don't recall the exact settings needed to fix this, but I took these settings from a known good FBX model.
Screenshot of the FBX import settings in Unity. "Legacy Blend Shape Normals" is checked, "Normals" is set to "Calculate", and "Normals Mode" is set to "Area And Angle Weighted".
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 02/08/2026
Society if Actimel was available in 1 liter bottles
Meme of a bright futuristic utopian society, with flying vehicles, green grass and sunny weather
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 31/07/2026
shhhhhh wallet, it will be okay I promise
An pre-order confirmation for the new upcoming repress of Aphex Twin - Drukqs, specifically for the deluxe box set which includes 4xLP vinyl. Price is at €109.99, with €29.64 shipping.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 21/07/2026
No, I did not post this on the wrong acc
Meme of woman at a PC looking behind and mogging at the viewer
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 21/07/2026
Almost time for The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX!
My hand holding a ticket for The Odyssey at the BFI IMAX, Waterloo (London)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 16/07/2026
Screenshot of my post from my phone. It shows an emoji of a distorted face (kinda like the flushed emoji, but with big eyes)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 13/07/2026
image of idris elba staring, with the caption saying "fuck"
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 12/07/2026
Rainbow flag with text on top reading "HOCKEY STICK HANDLE". (taken from the thumbnail of the YouTube video titled "OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE" by Bruno Powroznik)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 03/07/2026
It's not just me
From status.bsky.app:

"We are investigating an issue with our CDN origin, which is occasionally failing to load media assets."

July 3, 2026 at 16:04 GMT+00:00
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 02/07/2026
A simple drawing of a crying creature with a cartoonish hole on its forehead, and its brain sitting on the ground in front of it, with the caption reading "WHY IT NO WORK" and the creature yelling "aaaaaa". Original artwork by WagnerMutt.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 28/06/2026
(deltarune chapter 5 spoilers (not really, but still)) I like these guys a lot. 💜
Shinobeetle from Deltarune chapter 5
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/06/2026
Just found out earlier that today marks the 30th anniversary of Super Mario 64, one of my favorite games of all time and a huge part of my childhood. And what better way to mark this than to show off this amazing 3D model commission by @sequenceerase.bsky.social of my robold in SM64! #sm64coopdx
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22/06/2026
For context, they still scrape my servers even though my robots.txt very explicitly disallows their user agents (including other AI scrapers). Oh well, go go gadget fail2ban
HTTP access logs showing multiple requests, all with the user agent "Claude-SearchBot/1.0"
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22/06/2026
Anthropic when I show them my robots.txt
Meme of D.W. from Arthur looking at a door with a sign on it. The subtitle reads "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 21/06/2026
@draimgang (on twitter):
"this shit probably feels so good if you're a game".
Underneath is a screenshot of Steam's "Verify integrity of game files" button.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 17/06/2026
Guess who found out that you can still remotely connect to vintage UNIX machines over the network on modern computers using an X11 server
A screenshot of a Silicon Graphics IRIX desktop (running 4Dwm, the classic Motif-based window manager for IRIX), taken from my main PC via VcXsrv, an X11 server for Windows. Netscape is running natively on the SGI Indy, and is showing a GIF of my Protogen doing a silly little dance. A performance monitor named gr_osview is also shown.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 10/06/2026
Seeing this in my timeline legit made me burst out laughing, I'm sorry
Electro's original post "egg for lunch 🥚🍽️", followed by a reply from Jam saying "My pan..." with an image of their stainless steel pan burnt.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 10/06/2026
I hope the FSF or Linux Foundation will sue them into oblivion, that would be so funny
Drawing of Timmy Turner praying next to his bed, saying “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 09/06/2026
i'm so fucking scared
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 08/06/2026
that one idris elba stare meme with the caption "fuck"
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 31/05/2026
How it feels to code in C and use `make` in 2026.
That one Olympic shooter guy from Turkey who has no special equipment on him, holding a gun, while his other hand is in his pocket.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 30/05/2026
It’s here!
Boards of Canada’s latest album, Inferno. Pictured here is the double LP vinyl record (special edition with translucent red vinyl), with the CD version on top of it as well.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 23/05/2026
I am deep in the trenches.
Screenshot of a C programming forum post from 2011. OP asks "Does anyone know of a POSIX-equivalent for GNU's memmem(), which searches for a sequence of bytes within a larger block of memory?" Someone replies with "I think you might want comp.unix.programmer" (as in the Usenet group)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22/05/2026
Currently thinking about how some fish have built-in TCAS hardware for some reason
Wikipedia article.
Title: Jamming avoidance response

The jamming avoidance response is a behavior of some species of weakly electric fish. It occurs when two electric fish with wave discharges meet – if their discharge frequencies are very similar, each fish shifts its discharge frequency to increase the difference between the two. By doing this, both fish prevent jamming of their sense of electroreception.

[A picture is shown of a diagram two opposing knifefish facing each other. Left fish shows a red waveform of 401 Hz, with an arrow pointing upwards with a blue waveform of 407 Hz with the label “higher frequency”. Right fish shows a red waveform of 399 Hz, with an arrow pointing downwards with a blue waveform of 393 Hz with the label “lower frequency”]

Two neighboring Eigenmannia perform the jamming avoidance response: When two fish with around the same frequency meet, one fish shifts its frequency upward and the other shifts its frequency downward.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 18/05/2026
Was about to say that the official status page didn't report anything, but it just seemed to have updated now.
We are currently experiencing elevated error rates across PDS instances and are investigating.

May 18, 2026 at 22:43 GMT+00:00
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 16/05/2026
Me during Eurovision this year
Meme of Squidward sleeping in bed with a smile
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 13/05/2026
should i turn this into a t-shirt for my vrchat avatar
Extremely JPEG compressed “deep fried” caricature of Elvis Presley with his mouth wide open, green lasers shooting out of his eyes, surrounded by blue lightning bolts, with bottom text that reads “Hound dog” in an intense bold font and a sobbing emoji next to the text.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 13/05/2026
Also throwback to that one time where I randomly spotted the Rivoli in real life while I was in Toronto for TIFF back in 2024.
The exterior of the Rivoli bar/restaurant at Queen St. in Toronto, Canada.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 10/05/2026
and they were roommates #pokopia
A screenshot from Pokopia. An amped form Toxtricity and a low key Toxtricity are both sleeping together in bed all cutely. (yes they're gay)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 08/05/2026
Extremely important post
A screenshot from Pokopia. Noibat is eating a Rawst Berry (a berry in the Pokémon universe that looks like a blue strawberry)
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 30/04/2026
ratio’d by this spaghetti with garlic, anchovies and parsley that I cooked earlier today
A plate of spaghetti with garlic, anchovies and parsley, topped with parmesan cheese
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 29/04/2026
If your thumbnails look like this, I know for a fact that you have absolutely zero personality and zero genuine goodwill or passion in the content you make.
"How Pokémon ROMs Actually Work", uploaded by a channel named "Digital Dimension", 649 views, uploaded 3 days ago. The thumbnail is generated AI slop with piss-filter anime guy and fake video game cartridges that aren't even Pokémon.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 27/04/2026
when the linux distro you dislike for just being dumb and bloated finally is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike it
Photo of guy with fancy suit and gold watch, hands clasped together while looking confidently at the camera.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 22/04/2026
This account is proudly blocked by @why.bsky.team
The profile of @why.bsky.team, with a label that reads “User Blocking You”Meme of man in a fashionable suit sitting on a chair with legs crossed, smiling confidently at the camera.
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Quartz 🍇🍋‍🟩🔜MAGFest @quartz.xtal.net · 21/04/2026
meme of horse looking towards the sea, with vertical text reading "hort" and horizontal text from the "r" reading "rage"
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