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Teddy Zartler

@quantumtessera.bsky.social
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Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.

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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 10h
America is done. It just will take a long time for it to figure it out...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 13h
Does anybody have recommendations for "feel-good" or hopeful science fiction? Most of the stuff I'm reading is of the "everything sucks, but mostly the people" kind. It's not good for my mental health.
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Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 23h
Classic Reviewer Tale #ChemChat
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Coal @coal-carter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Office deleted all the 'm's out of one my PowerPoints. How's your day going?
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Compound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 29/09/2026
Wake up and smell the coffee on #NationalCoffeeDay! Here are some of the compounds that give coffee its distinctive aroma: www.compoundchem.com/2015/02/17/c... ☕️ #ChemSky 🧪
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Physical Chemistry-er
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This a million times...
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pats are fucking killing me
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#LifeisGood #GoPats
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a theory of Sports. The Rick Fox Theory. You can't win a Championship with a team of Rick Foxs, but you can't win a Championship without a Rick Fox.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pray for the carpets of dog owners in New England today. #Nor'easter
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Power just went out. Yay Nor'easter...
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can I get some moral support for the New England dads, like me, who said "Hell no! We're not turning on the heat, its September." We need it this weekend...
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here is my evergreen skeet before a big storm in NE: What is everyone doing with all the milk and bread they are hoarding? #Frenchtoastforall?
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Compound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 23/09/2026
It's the autumn equinox in the northern hemisphere 🍂 Here's the chemistry behind the foliage colour changes we'll be seeing over the coming months: www.compoundchem.com/2014/09/11/a... #ChemSky 🧪
Infographic on the chemistry of the colours of autumn leaves. Green is caused by chlorophyll, carotenoids and flavonoids give yellows, and oranges come from carotenoids, which also contribute to reds along with anthocyanins.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heck yeah! I know one of the Founders of Carmot!!!
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Dr. Emily Arndt 🏳️‍⚧️ @brachinus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inshallah
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need reccs for books. Parable of the Sower is amazing, but I'm almost done. SciFi preferably, Fantasy fine. But would love something uplifting. #DystopiaisNow
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Compound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 21/09/2026
Did you know the wasabi in most sushi restaurants isn't wasabi? Or that a chemical synergy between dried seaweed and raw fish enhances sushi's savoury flavours? Learn more about sushi science with this infographic, as requested by my sushi-mad seven-year-old 🍣 wp.me/s4aPLT-sushi #ChemSky 🧪
This infographic titled "Sushi chemistry: nori, wasabi and sticky rice" explores the science behind sushi. It features three main panels with illustrations, chemical structures, and explanations. The left section explains how amylopectin in rice creates stickiness and how acetic acid from vinegar aids gelatinisation. The middle panel covers umami flavours from glutamate, inosinate, and guanylate found in nori and raw fish, displaying their molecular structures. The right panel discusses allyl isothiocyanate in wasabi and horseradish, along with gingerol and shogaol compounds in pickled ginger (gari). Photos of six different sushi rolls line the bottom.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do workplace training videos all use an "The Office" format?
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's a hint...it won't be me.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SHOUT-OUT to all proud members of the MAGA-Resistance Movement in their defense of the Kennedy Center. It will NEVER have the Orange Felon's name on it, just as it will continue to be the Gulf of MEXICO, Lake ONTARIO & the Department of DEFENSE. #AccountabilityIn45Days 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PSA: Supergirl was every bit as bad as they say...
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Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Texas was in Africa, it would be only the 18th largest country between Zambia and South Sudan
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And this is why the establishment was so anti-Him. You can do a LOT of great things for citizens if you just want to.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey #biotech peeps. What sort of protein analyses do you all use for your primary sequences? I am not looking to put my primary sequence (ya know, our IP) into some online db. So, I am wondering if there are commercially available tools, or at least free ones you could download and use locally.
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao 🤣 #Pinks #USDemocracy
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wilhoit's Law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can't we all at least come together behind this eternal message. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP837CKwc/ @bagphos.bsky.social will...
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Sox kid, Sox! #RedSox #MLB #dirtywater
TikTok video by Jimmy Baseball
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This isn't funny, except it is.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Endpoints News @endpts.com · 15/09/2026
Since 2018, Endpoints editors have named 77 private biotechs to the Endpoints 11. Sixteen are public now, 16 were acquired, six have an approved drug, five are gone. The 2026 class is revealed Sept. 24 in Boston. Reserve your gala seat or a free virtual pass: events.endpoints.news/eleven26/123...
The Endpoints 11: Where are they now
Endpoints has honored 77 promising biotech startups since its first awards.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a real quote. "...punish VICTIMS of bestiality..."
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TIL: Ze Frank, born Hosea Jan Frank, hilarious science communicator, is the son of biophysicist Joachim Frank, who won the Nobel Prize in 2017 for his role in inventing single-particle CryoEM in studying the structure of the ribosome. Joachim is currently a Professor at Columbia Univ.
I've composited a headshot from Linkedin of Ze Frank, the YouTuber and BuzzFeed and other sites, where he does science communication, with an official portrait of his father Joachim Frank, the Nobelist responsible for atom-level mapping of the shape of eukaryotic and prokaryotic ribosomes.

I just think it's neat that they're both having a big effect on science and science communication in such very different ways.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What's a-bloomin' at #HaggenwynFarms? Clematis 'Autumn Climber' (smells amazing) and Ageratina altissima ( #Native, White Snakeroot)
Clematis 'Autumn Climber'Ageratina altissima White Snakeroot
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The difference between chemists and biochemists... to me, this is precipitating SDS weather. #chemsky
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I could not agree more... #EndLateStageCapitalism
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He does. You've just raised a moron, obviously, JD.
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Michael Bono @mbonotheyounger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The universe exists so that we have a good place to store the Appalachians, and gravity exists to keep the Appalachians from floating away and getting lost
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Flying out of #RDU and the TSA person was joking that "weapons grade plutonium can stay in your bag"...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Late Stage capitalism can't die fast enough. I just spent 19$ for a sm burger, small fries, and a sm drink at 5 Guys.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always fascinating threads
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Welcome to today's edition of #NewEnglandGardening #1poundora1000
New England Gardening. How big will this rock be.
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