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Teddy Zartler

@quantumtessera.bsky.social
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Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.

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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 7h
For the umpteenth year in a row, I did not win.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Billionaires ain’t broke, but they’re broken.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its Agnes' month!
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
50% of the time it works every time...
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anybody have suggestions for a good field guide for identifying native plants in Massachusetts/New England? I am tired of using google image search. I should know this stuff by now.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Late fall snack. Maximilian Sunflower. #HaggenwynFarms
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crownbeard of some sort, I think. Native. #HaggenwynFarms
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pluteus?
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inkcap
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somebody is going to die of kidney failure.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 Amanitas and "Chicken Fat" mushroom. I think
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I've got three types of mushrooms 🍄 growing here. #HaggenwynFarms
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its bulb planting day! #HaggenwynFarms
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Moto Moto's 'I Like 'Em Big' Quote
ALT: Moto Moto's 'I Like 'Em Big' Quote
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joke from Grad School: Why are [Famous Penn Orgo dude]'s students the last out of the building for fire alarms? Takes them that long to chew through the rope keeping them at the bench.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deadly shrooms?! A friend said Amanita. Is it? #mycosky
Mushrooms in my yard.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please note, this is not mine. I just recalled seeing this on the interwebs years ago.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Gates of Heck
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This. To avoid confusion [OC] Periodic Table of Elementals on Kickstarter! (FREE Elementals Inside!) (Mod Approved) – by Catilus : r/DnD share.google/9mdEKuelWqPw...
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From the DnD community on Reddit: [OC] Periodic Table of Elementals on Kickstarter! (FREE Elementals Inside!) (Mod Approved) – by Catilus
Explore this post and more from the DnD community
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I tagged the creator! She's a great artist! I also own it (Periodic Table of Elementals)!!!!
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to homebrew this now!!
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@catilus.bsky.social you need to do the next DnD monster collection based on this idea, and related!
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America is done. It just will take a long time for it to figure it out...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No. Specific book recc?
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How about a disaffected, middle-aged, mildly educated peon? I can relate to that.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their*, not they're
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does anybody have recommendations for "feel-good" or hopeful science fiction? Most of the stuff I'm reading is of the "everything sucks, but mostly the people" kind. It's not good for my mental health.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, IT thought. But I they're fix didn't work. I had to manually put them back in.
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Scott Bagley @bagphos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Classic Reviewer Tale #ChemChat
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Coal @coal-carter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Office deleted all the 'm's out of one my PowerPoints. How's your day going?
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But do we really want the Tleilaxu in charge?
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one of my favorite episodes. That and the one that ends, "There are four lights!"
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Adele Hello
ALT: Adele Hello
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Compound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 29/09/2026
Wake up and smell the coffee on #NationalCoffeeDay! Here are some of the compounds that give coffee its distinctive aroma: www.compoundchem.com/2015/02/17/c... ☕️ #ChemSky 🧪
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Physical Chemistry-er
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This a million times...
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pats are fucking killing me
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a Penn alum, my elitism says, "Of course it is."
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#LifeisGood #GoPats
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You fucking rock!!
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had to find himself in Philly
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mack Hollins is the Rick Fox of WRs.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a theory of Sports. The Rick Fox Theory. You can't win a Championship with a team of Rick Foxs, but you can't win a Championship without a Rick Fox.
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Teddy Zartler @quantumtessera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are these related to the mini elephants from Indonesia?
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