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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
NBA is rigged! when Spurs had 29 point lead the game should have been immediately stopped and Spurs declared winner. Instead officials decides to play "4th quarter?" and Knicks "somehow" score enough baskets to win. Fraud!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE
Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls”


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time:


“It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.”


Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement:


“It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
most important movie ever made youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I wish he 1930s aesthetic this administration has adopted as its own gave more New Deal vibes and fewer vibes from other 1930s era regimes.
U.S. Department of Labor & and Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer gh•
MAKE AMERICA
SKILLED AGAIN!
Make America Skilled Again.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
they’re assembling the pervert megazord
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