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@pwneip.bsky.social
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Principal RTO @F500, SANS Instructor & #SEC565 Red Team Ops Author, Red Team Village lead, former Bishop Fox, US Air Force. Tweets are my own, memes are stolen

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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Whoa
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Too many meetings right? I found the solution. Before every meeting I roll a #d20, if I get a crit I skip the meeting. In theory I would only skip 1 in every 20 meetings, so a Monday. For some reason I've been getting a lot of crits recently...
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Convergence of Statecraft and Sploitz! 🪩 DistrictCon 2026, is on Jan 24–25, at the Capital Hilton in D.C., the event departs from the traditional hacker cons, which historically prioritize technical irreverence and anonymity & policy summits, which often lack technical grounding.
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DistrictCon
A new DC hacker conference bringing together builders, breakers, and fixers to do cool shit.*
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My friends from other countries: “you okay man?” Yeah, it’s going okay
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is pretty cool, our league is benefitting from the grant from T-Mobile. Thank you! www.littleleague.org/call-up-grant-…
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T-Mobile Little League® Call Up Grant Program
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Lisen up Devil!
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Kind of a weird thought, I realized I’ve been over-relying on traditional tutorials to learn how to use Gemini... but the most up-to-date expert on Gemini... is Gemini. I forgot that it can search and be relevant. I need to rethink how I use it.
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’m officially calling it Tishing™️ (Tip Phishing): when a server adds a stealthy 20% auto-gratuity and then hands you the check with a soulful stare and not alert, hoping you’ll add the customary tip on top. 🎣 Has this happened to anyone else?
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s early in the morning and I made a Chop Suey reference, so of course I had to spend the rest of the day visiting some old music memories. open.spotify.com/track/2DlHlPMa4M17…
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Chop Suey!
System Of A Down · Toxicity · Song · 2001
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
🤔
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know I used an anachronism but maybe BM25, I dunno what I'm talking about.
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 07/01/2026
Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 08/01/2026
Here's a nice picture I took, because the world isn't all shit and we need to remember that❤️
Aurora Australis from Paekakariki Hill
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Blenster 🅅 @blenster.com · 08/01/2026
Today is a good day to remember to take care of yourself and each other. Stress levels have been high for what feels like forever and now they're even higher. This chronic stress isn't normal or healthy. Please take care of yourself. You are loved. #MakeKindnessNormal
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Boston Security Meetup @bostonsecmeetup.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Our first meetup for 2026 has now been posted! Thank you to EnergySage for hosting and Horizon3 for sponsoring! We have two talks on AI! Aaron Portnoy will talk on AI Red Team while John Murray will talk about bridging the AI Reality Gap RSVP at buff.ly/W7xJgKU #infosec #security #cybersecurity
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 07/01/2026
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
🦁
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
😿
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🏈
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Joe Slowik @pylos.co · 04/01/2026
The number of VTI queries including “𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛:𝚟𝚎” over the last 24 hours is not small
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
😭
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Roman A. @romanad.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A striking illustration of why it is useful for authoritarian regimes to invest resources in manipulating discussions on X. Through limited investments, as the platform can be easily manipulated, you can have a direct influence on key leaders'perceptions during critical events.
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Today was the first day I set an alarm in three weeks. A bittersweet reminder of the bliss of travel and the importance of bouncing back to reality.
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
🤣
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
🙊
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Slappers Only!
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🪨
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I just hacked the space-time continuum. ⏳✈️ I’m in the middle of a 47-hour January 1st. Started with the world’s first sunrise in New Plymouth, NZ 🇳🇿, flew through Auckland, and I’m chasing the sun across the International Date Line to Honolulu 🏝️.
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My kids are obsessed with this island 🍌
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Being some of the first in the world to ring in 2026 feels extra significant tonight. 🌏✨
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Happy New Years! 🎆🇳🇿 Back Beach near New Plymouth, NZ. 🥰
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
🙈
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
We just landed, it was a crazy bumpy flight on a little turboprop, lady in front crying, my wife screaming, my son throwing up, ruining his shoes in the process. As I was frantically cleaning up, the lady behind us started puking. But we made it to New Plymouth and it’s breathtakingly beautiful!
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m overlooking the Uruti Valley in Taranaki, NZ, the primary filming location for The Last Samurai. To capture 1870s Japan, film crews built an entire functional village here, complete with hand-crafted cherry blossoms.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Did the United States really spend trillions of dollars on winning the Cold War, only for its president in 2025 take orders from a Russian dictator? This is an earth-shattering humiliation for America of which its reputation may never recover.
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checky d luffy @checkymander.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"you get a tariff, you get a tariff. Put one more dollar in and you'll get less tariffs"
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Spotted in Auckland 🥸
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
🧠
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Not the B word...
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’ve been so incredibly lucky to be able to take my family to Australia and New Zealand over the winter holiday. I’ve wanted to go my entire life. It has been an amazing experience, everything! EVERYTHING! If you can go I suggest you go!
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Shit… I need to scrape together a millie 😭
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2025
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I usually post only once a day. If I ever post this many in one day, please contact my loved ones so they can stage an intervention. #ThankYouForYourAttentionToThisMatter 🙏
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pwneip @pwneip.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Eric Capuano @eric.zip · 26/12/2025
Solid content (per usual) from @doublepulsar.com Defenders might want to put eyes on this and scope for affected systems. doublepulsar.com/merry-christ...
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Merry Christmas Day! Have a MongoDB security incident.
Somebody from Elastic Security decided to post an exploit for CVE-2025–14847 on Christmas Day.
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