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Millennial computer nerd with a strange sense of humor. Easily nerdsniped, loves tangents. He/him

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 28/03/2025
In this thread: arm4a assembly
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Go-Khan @go-khan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Mango: "I want my lawyer. Ringo planned all this." #cats #catsofbluesky #CSI #pawcuffs #FreeMango
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 26/03/2025
If you have to have your crazy stalker ex in your Signal contacts, don't add her to the wedding organization group chat. Follow this tip, and you can have better OPSEC than top US government officials.
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panoptikontraband @panoptikontraband.eu · 21/03/2025
So, uh, just realized where all the AI companies got their logo from. Fucking nerds.
Aperture science logo from the game portalSwirly butthole logos of ai companied
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Sanne Åberg / forfattarsanne @sanneskriver.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
EU-flagga med stjärnor i olika färger. Texten Förbjud omvändelseterapi i EU.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 05/02/2025
Skriv på för helvete
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 07/03/2025
Olaga hot implicerar att laga hot existerar.
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Gränsfallet @brosen67.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 01/03/2025
Efter gårdagens cirkus i USA har jag bestämt mig för att sälja av allt mitt innehav i USA. Inga mer globalfonder heller, som trots namnet mest är USA-aktier. Det gäller mitt ISK, men även TJP och PPM. Allt man kan påverka alltså. (Vill även påminna om att AP7 är en globalfond.)
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Bossett @bossett.social · 07/02/2025
markdown link syntax is the usb orientation of the software world
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 05/02/2025
Skriv på för helvete
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 05/02/2025
If you need some text for something that looks plausible until you actually read it, but you don't particularly care about if it's correct, don't use generative AI or LLMs. A Lorem Ipsum generator is much cheaper and just as effective.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 27/01/2025
Incel processor
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 25/12/2024
You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 18/12/2024
Varning för gul snö
Skärmdump från väderapp i mobil

Pågående: Snö/is - Gulfärgad
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 12/12/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're a coal miner, and the canary you brought with you dies, it's not time for bird CPR.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/12/2024
Unix is when your wife is a file
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Chris M. Barkley (He/Him) @cmzhang42.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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panoptikontraband @panoptikontraband.eu · 30/11/2024
Vilken är er favoritbiverkning
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 27/11/2024
This post is under construction.
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panoptikontraband @panoptikontraband.eu · 20/11/2024
Hello welcome to Bluesky all new arrivals, remember to do whatever the fuck you want because seriously who cares and if you're an asshole I'll just block you.
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Jourhavande Filosof @systerfrida.se · 20/11/2024
Stop doing offices

- Work was not supposed to take 90 minutes by car to get to
- Years of urbanization yet no real-world use found for going to a different building to use the same internet 
- Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called coffee shops 
- “Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked” “How do we get office parking reimbursed” - statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged 

Look at what corporations have been demanding your respect for all this time with all the labor we have given them

* Pictures of real furnishings from real offices *

“Hello I would like to hear half of your Zoom call”
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 14/11/2024
If Elon Musk is the head of a government department, and is also the owner of X, that makes X state media.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 13/11/2024
PSA: Avanzas utvecklare har skitit i det blå skåpet idag och visar marknadsvärde i utländsk valuta som om det vore marknadsvärde i SEK. Det leder sedan till stora röda siffror om att man förlorat massa pengar för att 1000 SEK är mycket mindre än 1000 USD. Don't panic. :-)
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 11/11/2024
Jag när jag läser något jag skrev för 3 år sedan: Fan vad smart jag var för 3 år sen, det där hade jag inte klurat ut idag. Också jag när jag läser något jag skrev för 3 år sedan: Fan vad dum i huvudet jag var för 3 år sedan. Kan konstatera att jag utvecklas som person. Frågan är åt vilket håll.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
If it helps, here's the 2020 timeline of when stuff was called
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 31/10/2024
Today's stunt coding: Using KQL to parse RFC1342 headers, to decode non-ascii subject lines in Postfix logs. This should never have been written. KQL is entirely the wrong tool for the job. I'm not even convinced it's turing complete. And yet... gist.github.com/pv2b/0df7b5b...
gist.github.com
rfc1342.kql
GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 26/10/2024
Ni kan logga ut nu, det blir inte bättre än såhär ikväll
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 22/10/2024
What if vi, but with wasd
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 01/10/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, but *this* is what disrupting the tech industry looks like. Not AI, cryptocurrency, NFTs, or circumventing labour laws. If you really want to disrupt the industry, invest in natural disasters, not techbros.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 24/09/2024
Lawful evil: Using the 🍔 emoji as an icon to open a menu.
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Marie 🇸🇪 @migsjalv.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Camouflage.
piano stands against a wall with several pictures of cats in a row and a cat sits on top of the piano, in front of one of the cat pictures so it blends into the picture & disappears in the crowd.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 18/09/2024
if you see this, post a monster
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 03/09/2024
ChatGPT implies the existence of ChatMBR
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 31/08/2024
Vi som minns internetsladden
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Limnolog @limnolog.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Det här måste nog alla se. www.svt.se/nyheter/loka...
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Clara väcktes av ovanliga gäster i trädgården – se rävungarna hoppa på barnens studsmatta
Tidigt under tisdagsmorgonen hörde Clara Kassman i Domsjö utanför Örnsköldsvik något suspekt i trädgården. Från fönstret såg hon två rävungar hoppa på familjens studsmatta.
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qualms @quallms.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
(from glitchyrobo on tumblr)
Meme in the format of "stop doing math"

Stop Doing Borders
- Freedom of Movement was not meant to be restricted
- Years of drawing lines on maps yet no benefit found for excluding people based on what lines they live within
- Want to draw lines anyway for a laugh? We have a tool for that: It's called "worldbuilding"
- "Yes please suspend human rights near the lines. Please make it illegal to cross the lines without certain papers" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Authoritarian

Look at what States have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the maps & walls we've made for them
(These are Real Borders, enforced by Real States)

Three images of: a Dutch enclave inside the Netherlands, a border wall on the Mexico-USA border, and a world political map. Under each are several red question marks

"Hello may I see your <image of a British passport> please?"

They have played us for absolute fools
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August @cinnober.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 22/08/2024
Vad kan gå fel?
Skärmdump av ett sms efter ett vårdbesök med en länk till en kundundersökning efter besöket - länken går till Surveymonkey.com
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 19/08/2024
When you've painted yourself into a corner, stop digging
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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
The best thing about Rage Against The Machine is that their lyrics are still relevant 30 years later. The worst thing about Rage Against The Machine is that their lyrics are still relevant 30 years later.
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 17/08/2024
Om jag vore en skylt
Lastplats (Stoppförbud)
7-19
0-33 m
Parkeringsförbud onsdag 0-6
Parkering övrig tid avgift taxa 2
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 10/08/2024
På det här hotellet idkar man tydligen kannibalism
Folder som står på ett bord

Meet the locals

Här hittar du ett axplock från våra lokala favoriter. Det är närodlat, småskaligt och underbart gott. Undrar du över något, fråga gärna vår personal, de är också "locals". Ju närmare, desto godare 

En god start på dagen!
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Gränsfallet @brosen67.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
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pv2b @pvz.pp.se · 02/08/2024
Nej tack
Bild på en hög med vågformade takplattor

LifestyleTrendsHQ
Rubrik: Adjö Solpaneler, Hel solbältros (se hur mycket de kostar).

Annons
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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 30/07/2024
Fuck, this thread. Incredible reading about one hell of a man.
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