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The Puzzle Dipshit

@puzzledipshit.bsky.social
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don't ever let people tell you "zach you can't just stop liking college football because miami is good now"

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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm the puzzle dipshit
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
a victorian-era man of law, combing through letters from a former colleague: "truly a constellation of letters, each parchment a new sky mapping the mind of its creator" me, on a deflated air mattress, game day: "i can't wait to have eight modelos and tweet at mike golic jr"
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
a monk scribe, thanksgiving 1872, sequestered deep in the wilderness: "my translation complete, i can rest for three days" me, thanksgiving 2024, interrupting my sister explaining the rules of the masked singer to my grandparents: "if notre dame loses to usc on saturday i'll probably starve myself"
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
you would have to kill me to keep me from a chipotle tonight
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
nd's defense is so good that i'd immediately believe it if somebody said they're cheating like michigan did
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
hidalgo to miles miles to hidalgo me to heaven
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Brian Fremeau @bcfremeau.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Golden Tate doing Golden Tate things
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
New York Times i would like to pitch an op-ed about this titled “It’s Moron Time.” i don’t know what i’ll write but i feel strongly that it’s moron time
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
tfw the groupchat won't join the site but still has your back 😤
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
mfw one of the fake songs comes up on buble's christmas album
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
nd: "if you hire the loses big games coach you'll probably lose big games" lsu: "that is literally the dumbest thing i've ever heard in my entire life" nd:
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
me, buying andes mints at the grocery store: "mmm yum i like these! they remind me of olive garden :)" cfb media elites, smacking the box out of my hand, with vitriol: "shouldn't have lost to niu"
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
rfk jr is the funniest possible guy to have to bribe. pharma lobbyists desperately calling aquariums to find him a ganges river dolphin to kill with a riding mowe
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The Puzzle Dipshit @puzzledipshit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
*to the tune of 'i love rock n roll'* "i hate notre dame"
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