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hanbegrher

@pushshove.bsky.social
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
the minute I hit 35 I started talking about the economy and laughing at minions memes on facebook. what medical condition is this?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Mackerel is such a rich source of mackerelnutrients.
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Ford is like a 1940s gangster that will get into corruption for favours and personal gain but who has principles. Pierre is like a cult leaders henchman who hands out the koolaid at church, who’s depravity is only limited by what dear leader commands
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
you are now a man guy
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Is this a.i?
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harpy @harpy.party · 19/04/2025
if jesus sees his shadow it's six more weeks of hell
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Rebel news employees are the easiest people to find and beat up
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I wonder how much the government pays tesla in subsidies
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I hardly know her
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I thought the onion posted satire not real news
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
i haven’t been here in a while, is the US still a democracy or do I have to move to Europe?
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Instead they should use pornhub to disseminate anti republican propaganda
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
did everyone catch that. “You have to get them out of Canada” they will start claiming Canada is harbouring terrorists as justification for what’s next
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
as a Canadian I really don’t want to be the subject of the next forever war
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the left needs a leg up on militant revolutionary resistance quick before the tankies step in and resurrect stalin
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
as Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays, each turd in rhythm with the music
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
we’re seeing in real time what it would have been like if the world had internet memes when nazis controlled germany
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My parents in their 30s: let's buy a house
Me in my 30s: Maybe Disney Tickets will only be $2,000 today
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the depths of our capitalist hell are bottomless
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
What the fuck were they thinking
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
So is it requirement that I be a lesbian before I buy a Subaru or will i naturally transition as a result of driving one?
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
👁️👃👁️ 🫦
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I was just about to watch it 👁️👃👁️ 👄
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Max @mad-max.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Sauron:
YouTube video by Simone giertz called “why this simple ring was so difficult to make.” Thumbnail is a woman holding a ring with an arrow pointing to it and text saying “took years to make”
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
She was trying so hard to piss him off, it’s like the goal was to make him look unstable? He definitely got a little upset. Our news media is so focused on getting PP elected and destabilising our country
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i really need Team Canada to win here guys
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If only he wasn’t insane and i didn’t have to live with him
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Why did you quote this three times
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
what would you say to your brainwashed Canadian father who lives in Canada and is excited and supportive of Trump invading Canada with military force and overthrowing the government?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
will super bowl 2025 make sense if i haven't seen the other 2,024?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
taylor swift's boyfriend lost the super bowl
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This shoulda been the Bills.
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thank you
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trump said it himself, he is attempting to use economic force (and propaganda) to destabilise Canada enough to cause the confederation to split it up, and he can invade provinces individually and take our land by force. Will NATO article 5 still apply if Canada dissolves? I’m assume not.
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thank you. I believe that is also part of the goal. He wants state borders to change, and states like California and New York to cease to exist as we know them
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
lets be clear. the tariffs aren’t about forcing concessions and border controls. They’re about destabilising America’s largest source of energy and resources so they can rob Canada at gun point. trump wants Canada to fall apart so he can claim the pieces. he said it himself, he wants our land.
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
for anyone that needs to go to war with america in the future, remember; americans are food
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
From an idiot lawyer who walks the line a little too frequently: please be careful with what you post. Now is not the time to make an (ultimately useless) statement that can be used to do serious harm to you
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 01/02/2025
As China is finding out, it’s risky being our foe - as Canada and Mexico are finding out, it’s riskier being our friend.
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
it will be funny the next time one of these anti pronoun people meet a colleague they’ve been emailing named Blake and they’re embarrassed when Blake turns out to be a woman
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
asking myself once a week if tattoos will make girls like me and then i remember nazis exist
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Josh Allen looks like the most disappointed man in history
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
mug root beer is the bud light of root beers
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
jordan peterson was upset at china for milking men, but supports turning women into broodmares that sleep on straw in a barn
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This captures the 21st century succinctly
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
buffalo let’s goooo
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
long live dear leader mao
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hanbegrher @pushshove.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
there’s nothing stopping people from creating a not for profit version of these apps, meta thrives on stealing ideas, why not steal theirs
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