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@purplelemons.dev
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21M | he/they | audhd 📍 Texas, US eco Marxist Leninist, cybersecurity grad, amateur full-stack dev

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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/06/2026
elon musk! elon musk! eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
"eat the rich" cartoon graphic
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/04/2026
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 06/03/2026
behold: swiss chocolate
badly photoshopped chocolate in the shape of swiss cheese
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/02/2026
a strong competitor to catholic pilates
store front with a sign reading "reformed pilates"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/01/2026
not while im eating!! •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅
"chirping chicken" restaurant
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 10/01/2026
brick and mortary
title poster of rick and morty but their skin has been rotoscoped and replaced with a photo of a brick wall
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 09/01/2026
if a bill passes Congress with >=2/3 majority, why does it even go to the president? the only reason those cowards changed their vote is because they're afraid of not getting re-elected in the midterms because they wouldn't align with their cult leader
"House sustains Trump vetoes on infrastructure bills

The override attempt fell short of the two-thirds majority needed, despite both bills passing Congress unanimously weeks earlier."
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 08/01/2026
mom would not approve if i brought home a sea lion
poster outside new york city central park zoo giftshop of a sea lion with the caption "take home a memory!"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/12/2025
i recognized this pattern a long time ago. now all i do is fuck around because i'll find out anyway
sad cat meme. top text: "i didn't even fuck around" bottom text: "why am i finding out"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 09/12/2025
i want Taxi Driver remake but its Amazon Driver or Uber Driver
Robert De Niro stars as Travis Bickle in Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver (1976). Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 04/12/2025
same
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 22/10/2025
elmo may not be the most in-shape human, but he is the most shaped.
elon musk built like a fridge
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 13/10/2025
they wont let me verify LD50 is above 1 kg material / kg body mass
angry wojack
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/10/2025
i had a dream that genghis khan had me shave the grass but i got in trouble so my mom picked me up
The "Yuan Emperor Album" includes a portrait of Genghis Khan, an iconic figure in Mongolian history. Under Khan's leadership, Mongolia was transformed into a powerful military state and became a transcontinental empire.
Photograph by Art Collection 3, Alamy
By Parissa DJangi
October 1, 2025
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 07/10/2025
Dr. Doofenshmirtz meme "if i had a nickle for every time a had a dime, i'd now have ¢30"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 01/10/2025
help i cant stop laugh at the NGDV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshkosh_NGDV
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 29/09/2025
expressionless man, 1000-yard stare, slightly off center from the camera.
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/09/2025
oh my god you FUCKING IDIOT www.uscis.gov/working-in-t...
Trump signs proclamation imposing $100K annual fee for H-1B visa applications

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump on Friday signed a proclamation that will require a new annual $100,000 fee for H-1B visa applications, among other changes to the program for highly skilled foreign workers that has come under scrutiny by the administration.
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/09/2025
1 like and i will change my handle i cant believe someone didnt buy this
Domain Registration
You bought bluskeet.com
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 17/09/2025
as a begrudging member of gen z, ive never heard of it, and by the looks of their play store page, no one else has either
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/09/2025
we did it bois they possibly still have the database tho
website "charliesmurderers.com" is down, domain name not resolved
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/09/2025
billboard saying "nothing can end hunger in ohio"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/09/2025
voyager rn
reaction image meme of Matthew McConaughey taking a drag off of a cigarette
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/09/2025
i feel like this emoji i made a few days ago (honestly unrelated to this incident) is suddenly very relevant
very low quality and ugly box with the words "please don't get the discord subpoenaed"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/09/2025
oh my god he looks exactly like tom haverford
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/09/2025
this aged well
from x.com - @purplelemonsdev - Nov 13, 2024

im feeling a sort of malicious pity right now
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/09/2025
oh. my. god.
https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 10/09/2025
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 03/09/2025
wealth inequality in a nutshell. we the working class do not own the means of production
graph of Shares of SPY (S&P 500) purchasable by median annual wage over time since c. 1993. the graph trends downward, indicating that a year's income can purchase fewer shares than the previous year on average.
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 03/09/2025
normal brain: "100 men fight 1 gorilla"

galaxy brain: "340 million people fight 10 billionaires"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 29/08/2025
dog bonks other dog with baseball bat. says "go to horny jail"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 28/08/2025
ok so this is a desecration of the flag, but this isn't?
american flag burningimage of trump giving a thumbs-up gesture overlayed onto the american flag
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 25/08/2025
STOP KILLING PEOPLE
AP freelancer among 4 journalists killed in Israeli strikes on Gaza hospital, health officials say

https://apnews.com/article/mideast-wars-gaza-journalists-killed-5c33e999ee88effd89566a993b31d9cc
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/08/2025
google ai overview reading:

It's difficult to trace the origins of the backflip, but one story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Front Flip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 19/08/2025
4 panel meme. panel 1: soviet union flag says "promise you won't cry" panel 2: cat says "i promise" panel 3: map of USSR in different colors with the date 26/12/1991 panel 4: cat crying "i wont cry..."
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/08/2025
late night show host looking slightly to the side, mouth agape in shock
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/08/2025
i must purchase the government's $469 pack of cigarettes
https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=1082
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 15/08/2025
dj kaled "suffering from success" meme but its just "suffering"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 14/08/2025
shark urinal
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 13/08/2025
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 12/08/2025
twitter sold for $44bln. google chrome is worth at least twice that. this is a fucking joke
perplexity offers $34.5B for Chrome in unsolicited bid
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/08/2025
photo of the moon i took a few days ago
photo of the moon
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 11/08/2025
meme of 2-panel mr incredible. left side says "trump is deploying 1,000 troops to Washington d.c. for no apparent reason" right side says "maybe the reason hasn't happened yet"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 09/08/2025
NUANCE!?!
wojak meme of angry, crying person wearing a mask of a calm and collected face
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 31/07/2025
who wants to bet that he finds all the food has suddenly spoiled and/or poisoned for no reason?
AP news headline "Trump envoy Witkoff and US Ambassador Huckabee will inspect food distribution in Gaza"
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 29/07/2025
relevant
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "The proletariat love you. Do you believe in the proletariat?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a communist or a socialist?" He said, "A communist." I said, "Me, too! Marxist-Leninist or anarchist?" He said, "Marxist-Leninist." I said, "Me, too! What kind of thought?" He said, "Trotskyist." I said, "Me, too! Intersectional Trotskyist or Classical Trotskyist?" He said, "Intersectional Trotskyist." I said, "Me, too! Socialist Action (United States), Socialist Alternative (United States), or Socialist Equality Party (United States)?"

He said, "Socialist Action (United States)." I said, "Me, too! Socialist Resurgence splinter group, or Socialist Action mainline?" He said, "Socialist Resurgence splinter group." I said, "Me, too!"

"Socialist Resurgence committee of 2019, or Socialist Resurgence committee of 2021?" He said, "Socialist Resurgence committee of 2021." I said, "Die, bourgeois revisionist!" And I pushed him over.
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 28/07/2025
mildly edited for grammatical accuracy from the comment section of friendlyjordies' youtube video:
Watching the US turn to shit from the outside is like watching the old bloke next door go down with dementia. Once a digger, family man, hard worker, community-minded, yadda yadda. Now yelling obscenities at pigeons, forgetting to eat, and smearing the walls of their home with shit. Not a great way to go out
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 22/07/2025
i did connections and wordle last night (today) at 12 something AM. pissed right now I really needed a pick me up
meme of picture of kid looking directly at the camera unamused & disappointed
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 18/07/2025
do not eat the bathroom jello. i repeat, do not eat 🤢
urinal cake with a bite-sized piece missing
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josh @purplelemons.dev · 16/07/2025
I CALLED IT
MSNBC article titled "On Jeffrey Epstein, Trump rolls out a new conspiracy theory about the conspiracy theory"
Sample text: "2 days ago - They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my ..."
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