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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 8h

nuttblasterr invites you to a group. accept/decline

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11h

BASSETT: I am the most beautiful woman alive and I'm dying to fuck you FIENNES: Sorry but I am too hung up on my ex, Juliette Lewis LEWIS: I hope you die by the way

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 13h

cardiograms, hello, would u enjoy some Werther's?

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 18h

do you think she likes alternative rock??,

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think they really, really resent the fact that they got caught not paying attention. And they hate the fact that they would have hit me if *I* wasn't paying more attention than them. it's fantastic. Fuck em they would have killed me and we both know it. they hate that lmao.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love scaring the absolute shit out of drivers by "appearing out of nowhere" (ran down the entire street w/ flashing lights & hi-viz gear) and then waiting for them to fail to yield. They visibly jump in their seat when they realize they ran the stop sign and that I was waiting for them to do it.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I didn't know you could see in a birds eyes how fucking *hammered* it is

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

no idea why yall hate the liberty mutual commercials. Doug was fine, the emu was fine, liberty bibberty is no worse than snoopy, I fully do not understand what it is about them that apparently makes everyone cry with rage. I dunno, get stronger constitutions. You're adults, it's embarrassing.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just listened to the What Went Wrong episode about this, it's a good show, and a very good episode

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's called art, maybe you sharted of it?

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think we could all take a moment to stop and reflect on Tia Carrere in Wayne's World 🫠😳

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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"I think it's cool that you and your LLM supposedly got this to work. It has no place in my world." is now my favorite AI bro brush-off.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"we didn't run from the nazis, we're not gonna run from Iran!" uhhhhhh

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This may be the first time U.S. forces have retreated in Europe during a major conflict. Not before the Nazis. Not before the Soviets. Not before Al Qaeda. Not until the Trump

administration.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my only real takeaway from Lanterns is that if Laura Linney ever called me her big strong sugarbear, I would bust so hard the mushroom cloud would register on seismographs in Dagestan

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is maybe my most "he wasn't dead?" so far in my entire life

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's either Dodgeball, when Rip Torn hucks the wrench at Justin Long, and then stays with him just a beat longer than it needs to, or the boxing scene in Bad Santa where they all end up having punched each other in the balls

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

never piss on your break. you piss on *their* time.

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh so now a man *shouldn't* wipe his ass, we're getting real mixed messages here 😤😤😤

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

alright let's get this work, rampage style

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I believe Speed Racer was released 2008

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this is not in the holy spirit of pizza 😞

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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If the ampeg svt810e has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If the ampeg svt810e has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If the ampeg svt810e has no haters, that means I'm dead.

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