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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 56m

You shouldn’t be engaging in Tomfoolery if you can’t responsibly discard your fooled toms

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

They say the bigger they are the harder they fall, obviously you've never seen an obese dwarf fall off the tilt n whirl

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Brands put a lot of emphasis on mental health. I don't think they considered kinda schizoid when alone.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I suppose it's that time of the year where Mirah Carey starts attacking audiences her threats of only wanting me for Xmas. I just want you to know that I will never give in to her demands

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Doing something counterproductive instead?

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Your fuzzy top looks comfy

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Alpha males in your area would like to tell you why you are wrong about the very thing you do for a living, and expect 47 seconds of sex afterwards

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A man who has 150 IQ points owns a library where he reads new forms of language created by his artificial girlfriend from Huntington Beach thinks women are dumber than men

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ugh. I wake up to horrible breath every morning and even the neighbors dog coughs and gags when I say hi

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Escaping from my house just to end up back in its cold, morose grip is infuriating. I should end up somewhere nice, like Jennifer Aniston's place

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sitting in the doctors office waiting patiently for over an hour just to hear "lose some weight " and "stop touching my tongue depressors " from a person I only see once a year

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wow, that artist guy really stuck it too the man, Some out of touch celeb: their work confused me, I think they are just as bad as the oppressors they resist, here's a shitty reason why

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bikini babes surrounded me with baseball bats threatening to "hit my dinger " if I didn't confess my love for the sarong

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Picking cabinet members based on how much money they spent on kush buds for the month of August

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now more than ever I need my scrotum to be at peace, bcuz I can't be adjusting this meat in public

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck your lewd pics, show me what you made for dinner

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listening to my internal monologue and trying to decide if I should tell people about the depths I would go through to get a hug from Brittany Spears

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just got done playing a professional basketball game and I'm gonna tell the reporters at the post game interview that riding the CatBus is inexpensive and efficient

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The crazy thing about Michelin restaurants is that their food is so good it changes the way you think about food. The sane thing is that it still just turns into shit.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cucker Tarlson ate so many dicks they're saying that they may have to shut down the dicksucking pipeline permanently

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey people who follow tens of thousands of people on here, how's that working out for you? (I'll never follow you back lol)

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Leo: The power is out, the doors are locked, you know what you have to do.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All my exes chossin Texas That's a new song to me All the feckless choosin Texas No one's talking responsibly

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most of blueskys discourse is asinine bullshit instigated by a single source, then, some people get mad, while everyone else mocks them. And it just repeats itself. No end in sight. Brutal

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Inhaling epoxy fumes and listening to Zappa like any normal millennial would

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A hot shower always makes me feel better. Every night I take one, and I immediately feel great. It's like a weird water based reset button

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've tried several times to understand what exactly people who are in power, say the things that they do and all I got is absolute power corrupts absolutely

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've seen hip thrusts, and to be killed by them would be both a pleasure and a pain

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Drinking booze eases the mind of the modern millennial. Gen Z doesn't have the desire to drink so much alcohol that even the worst tasting offering isn't that bad. We drink bcuz it's social lubricant. It gets us talking, and we like that. (Not all of us, I'm generalizing here)

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's got a neck like a stack of dimes

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is peak baseball commentary. If more of this goes on I would watch with the sound on.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Eating a healthy lunch and actually enjoying it is absolutely wild. The advancements in the food industry have made it possible to enjoy reasonable facsimiles of your favorite foods. I just wish that most of the food was cheaper and more available.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YouTube has replaced television in my house. It's just so much content that isn't designed by theater kids to give me anxiety. I know there's good TV, but I'm specifically talking about broadcast networks.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

While showering it occurs to me that I have learned to clean myself from top to bottom and my rancid spots last. Considering teaching this technique to people with less common sense than myself

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Asking the government permission to sell a part of its country to another country and wondering why people are so upset

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A specific ache that only hurts when you move a certain way is exactly the kind of pain that will end up killing me.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Putting on 2 pairs of socks when I have sex so I don't get anyone pregnant

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Scrambling to the grocery store so I can fill my cart with sushi and strangely flavored cheese that I'll never eat and find molding away in the drawer of my fridge

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching a traffic light turn green and not moving at all, then when it turns yellow pulling forward quickly and immediately hitting my brakes while another red light appears overhead. I can hear the sound of ricochets off my car.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The toilet paper man seeks reimbursement from the company who invented the bidet for making him look stupid for haphazardly swatting his butthole with a handful of shit covered paper made from coniferous material.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The sensible thing to do is put your head up your own ass so you need a glass stomach to see where you're going. Then and only then, will everything become apparent

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Some people are so angry and dumb they honestly think that their arguments against the the Jedi council is correct and justified based solely upon the color of their lightsabers

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