iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Wow, that artist guy really stuck it too the man, Some out of touch celeb: their work confused me, I think they are just as bad as the oppressors they resist, here's a shitty reason why

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Bikini babes surrounded me with baseball bats threatening to "hit my dinger " if I didn't confess my love for the sarong

Picking cabinet members based on how much money they spent on kush buds for the month of August

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now more than ever I need my scrotum to be at peace, bcuz I can't be adjusting this meat in public

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Fuck your lewd pics, show me what you made for dinner

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listening to my internal monologue and trying to decide if I should tell people about the depths I would go through to get a hug from Brittany Spears

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just got done playing a professional basketball game and I'm gonna tell the reporters at the post game interview that riding the CatBus is inexpensive and efficient

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The crazy thing about Michelin restaurants is that their food is so good it changes the way you think about food. The sane thing is that it still just turns into shit.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cucker Tarlson ate so many dicks they're saying that they may have to shut down the dicksucking pipeline permanently

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey people who follow tens of thousands of people on here, how's that working out for you? (I'll never follow you back lol)

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reposted by Pete

Leo: The power is out, the doors are locked, you know what you have to do.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All my exes chossin Texas That's a new song to me All the feckless choosin Texas No one's talking responsibly

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most of blueskys discourse is asinine bullshit instigated by a single source, then, some people get mad, while everyone else mocks them. And it just repeats itself. No end in sight. Brutal

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Inhaling epoxy fumes and listening to Zappa like any normal millennial would

Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A hot shower always makes me feel better. Every night I take one, and I immediately feel great. It's like a weird water based reset button

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've tried several times to understand what exactly people who are in power, say the things that they do and all I got is absolute power corrupts absolutely

Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Drinking booze eases the mind of the modern millennial. Gen Z doesn't have the desire to drink so much alcohol that even the worst tasting offering isn't that bad. We drink bcuz it's social lubricant. It gets us talking, and we like that. (Not all of us, I'm generalizing here)

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Eating a healthy lunch and actually enjoying it is absolutely wild. The advancements in the food industry have made it possible to enjoy reasonable facsimiles of your favorite foods. I just wish that most of the food was cheaper and more available.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

YouTube has replaced television in my house. It's just so much content that isn't designed by theater kids to give me anxiety. I know there's good TV, but I'm specifically talking about broadcast networks.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

While showering it occurs to me that I have learned to clean myself from top to bottom and my rancid spots last. Considering teaching this technique to people with less common sense than myself

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Asking the government permission to sell a part of its country to another country and wondering why people are so upset

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A specific ache that only hurts when you move a certain way is exactly the kind of pain that will end up killing me.

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Putting on 2 pairs of socks when I have sex so I don't get anyone pregnant

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Scrambling to the grocery store so I can fill my cart with sushi and strangely flavored cheese that I'll never eat and find molding away in the drawer of my fridge

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Watching a traffic light turn green and not moving at all, then when it turns yellow pulling forward quickly and immediately hitting my brakes while another red light appears overhead. I can hear the sound of ricochets off my car.

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The toilet paper man seeks reimbursement from the company who invented the bidet for making him look stupid for haphazardly swatting his butthole with a handful of shit covered paper made from coniferous material.

The sensible thing to do is put your head up your own ass so you need a glass stomach to see where you're going. Then and only then, will everything become apparent

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Some people are so angry and dumb they honestly think that their arguments against the the Jedi council is correct and justified based solely upon the color of their lightsabers

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Eating a sandwich made entirely with bologna and cheese and zero condiments so I can remember what it was like to be a 2nd grader in the 1980's

Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I left a life of quiet dignity behind for a chance at getting rich. I'm nowhere near anything valuable except this weird chalice a man in Bethlehem gave me. Thank God for small favors

Smoking hot goth baddies in your area want you to log off bcuz they are already aware of the gas prices and their Honda civics run on hangover piss

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Jorking off to thoughts of sex instead of porn bcuz the difficulty is higher and I gain more xp

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She lets me hit it bcuz my peanus has very low mileage

Putting on my beer goggles so I can drive this hot chick to Grand Rapids for her birthday

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I eat dinner with all the enthusiasm of a half starved dog because apparently I don't know how to eat enough for breakfast and lunch

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Going to the party store and totally forgetting what I wanted and just getting whatever brightly colored citrus beverage I happen to find visually appealing

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I stand before the wheel and it suddenly provides. I quickly solve the puzzle. Ryan Seacrest informs me that I have won a one way trip to Yemen. I am overcome with glee

Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Going to the jackoff store only to find out they no longer have my instructual video on the "left handed tug and rub" and having to choose a less efficient option to relieve myself

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Propping myself up with a shit eating grin as I roll into work while my coworkers laugh and congratulate me for being conscious

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Foolish mortal. Did you possibly think you could win your money back on the Crazy Rich Asians slot machine? That bowl of diamonds will never yield the jackpot

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Pete @punishedpete.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I got in trouble for trying to make sourdough starter with Gwenneth Paltrows "yeast" anyways everyone at the bakery is done with my shit