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comrade polly toynbee

@punishedbongo.bsky.social
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guardian columnist, all opinions are those of my employer

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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yes please read one (1) other book - I promise its better than hp
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
man final fantasy viii has the best ending of all time
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Rolling out “academic freedom” as a rallying cry now, after the CRT panic led to a bunch of Black scholars and theory to be literally banned from classrooms, shit is too rich lol
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 23/08/2026
Reminder that whether you're transmasc or transfemme; whether you're nonbinary, binary, genderfluid, or agender; whether you're socially transitioning, medically transitioning, both, or neither; whether you've been out for years or just starting to question...I love you and you matter.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 24/08/2026
remember the ABCs
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm crying and pleading with you, I hope you can hear me. 💔 My fingers are badly injured, and I'm afraid I'll wake up one day without them. I need 190 euros for urgent treatment, but I have no money. Please don't ignore my pain. Your help could save my hand. 🙏💔😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01
Selfie of Mohammed showing his injured hand with two fingers bandaged.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
PSA: can you losers please collectively decide on a name for your paedophile president and stick to it please because this sucks
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Yuujin 🖊️ @yuujinart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FUCK Harry Potter, not only because of JK Rowling but also for convincing me that wizards were lame for 20 years of my life
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Luigi Mangione reveals how he lured out the CEO, just used his ridiculous greed against him. “I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back in 1 hour.”
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
rip jason arday you didn't deserve the hounding you got
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
there is no such country as Israel it's a paedo-staffed US colony - trust me, I'm a guardian columnist
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
help me get dirt on prominent evil journalists - is their husband cheating? are they doggers? tax dodgers? govt will never do Levinson 2, so it falls to us. rummage thru their bins, they've had too much sway for too long
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lmk the arday journalists and ill give them the bullying they need
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the great political tricks is convincing working people that their greatest threats are immigrants, criminals and people on benefits. Not the landlord taking half their wages. Not the company suppressing their pay. Not the billionaire buying their government.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm just a lil scamp
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
liberals are so fucking fanned out for a war criminal, friend and associate of segregationists, crime bill creator and rampant Zionist (not even for stupid evangelical reasons; openly because its a forward operating base). the only good thing he's gonna do is die.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
do i need to put the hammer and sickle back in my name and drop my lo before yanks will understand i ain't a trump guy and i ain't a yank
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i hate centrists so much
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
adhd medication doesn't work in this kinda summer but I'm reading 2 books at once, got a double acl injury skateboarding (I cant skate) and I'm being mean as fuck so maybe I don't mind too much
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"You should join your union. Statistically you are underpaid" Seen in Rugeley, United Kingdom
"You should join your union.
Statistically you are underpaid"
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
hatred and exclusion of Americans due to their being american is the only moral standpoint
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think Harry Potter Fans deserve to live
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optimisticsoap.bsky.social @optimisticsoap.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Libraries make us a harder target for authoritarianism. Equal access to info, ideas, and space that doesn’t require a purchase to belong. Also: using the library means money stays in your community instead of streaming out to Amazon. 📚 What’s checked out on your card right now?
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if I've called u a retard for being a transphobe, a lib or anything else I fully stand by it, am within my rights to say it, and only say it because I can't say something worse. wishing you all the worst.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's very embarrassing how quickly and easily the UK was propagandised about ukraine in 2022 considering all the headlines from 2014 onwards. a cia backed colour revolution to crush a prez who wanted to not pay £1000000 for gas and to crush two new autonomous zones .
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 09/08/2026
Every time I read one of these AI safety disclosures it becomes apparent that the people working on these systems have the computer security expertise of an IT intern. What do you mean it "escaped the sandbox"? Then you did not have a sandbox. You fundamentally do not understand that term.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
who the fuck is todd blanche
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
every time i open this app i forget just how many profoundly, deeply, stupid centrist yanks there are and do myself brutal psychic damage
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
is it an incitement to violence to say that billionaires should get the guillotine? what about narrowing it down to Elon musk? I am autistic man I need to know my parameters
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really could do with the government putting out a list of what is and isn't acceptable online speech bc I'm having to police myself so hard on like who should get the guillotine and who should be defenestrated that its gonna give me a stress ulcer
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
which one of these ghouls is the closest to a normal size? lindsey (rip diva) isn't just shorter - that's normal - but like look at their heads, its like a cantaloupe vs a watermelon. was lindsey a lilliputian queen, is benno shaped like andre the giant? I don't think it's perspective either
Lindsey Graham shaking hands with Benjamin netanyahu - Lindsey graham looks insanely small next to benno, not just in height but his head is like half the size. its like a cantaloupe vs a waternelon. its not perspective either, one of these men is a crazy size
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
bruh i just learned that laura loomer is a couple years younger than me and I'm really struggling with this news. i also think maybe i found this out before, didn't like it, and let it slip thru my brain the only yank politics i care about is how old their Hagged Out chudettes are i spose
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
any of these government ghouls braying about cutting benefits (but never the triple lock!!!) to do more war shit for all the defence we apparently need, and making a weird age gate around disability benefits need to try to receive PIP. if its so easy then why not prove yr point?
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if plamberleigh hibendecker doesn't beat johnathanial prembler in this midterm I'm going to RIOT; the Orange Tyrant has destroyed our standing world wide and governer slack humberside is set to win gubernatorial governance in PU - VOTE PEOPLE
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the way that the headers body text are largely unrelated reminds me of when i worked as a copywriter and had to do website copy for like freight and logistics or something. reads like when you've been provided the header but there's just nothing to write there. the last wimpers of a pathetic man.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm all for this Donald trump incontinence narrative but would rly appreciate some proper evidence that its true - did he rly shit at Lindsay grahams funeral?? did they televise his funeral there? lmao I guess its fitting since over here we last did that for the queen.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 29/07/2026
I'm going to keep sharing this graph. The genocide in Occupied Palestine has made literally billions of dollars for RTX (formerly Raytheon). Guess who stands to benefit most from the provisions in the NDAA to "merge" our militaries?
A graph of RTX's stock price showing a sharp upward trajectory starting right after a low point on October 6, 2023.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
genuinely such an ill fitting suit that she looks like one of those 1950s or 60s pastel fridges. just an absolutely horrific attempt at a powersuit - she reminds me of this guy I saw on QVC who maaaybe had a worse fitting suit than her (still got the pic I think) but in a less nauseating colour
British racist Lucy Connolly stood next to British racist Nigel farage. nigel looks like a melted waxwork figure but he's not the focal point.

Connolly is wearing the most ill-fitting attempt at a power suit in a sort of NHS orthopedics pink colour. the suit is so ill fitting that it looks like she's built like a fridge even tho she's probably a normal shaped person.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
LMAO I DIDN'T KNOW FARAGE ACTUALLY CONTACTED THE COPS ABOUT THIS SHIT - he was just fuckin saying that cops were all evil bc a Sikh guy stabbed a kid and they did a bad job, and said that "hurry words" were fine and Lucy connelly "is a British icon and a bad bihh yaaasss" (his words).
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Andy burnham cutting VAT on energy to save a staggering £45 per year per household is exactly why this milquetoast, neoliberal, weathervane being touted as a saviour of the labour party made my bloodpressure raise to 420/69
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
stop making mitch mcconnell trend until that bitch is confirmed dead or alive - go to the hospital, pretend to be a family member and get a look in or something. idk how american hospital works but I see absolutely no flaws in that plan
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
why is zack polanski getting so much heat for a classic guillotine-post. I keep seeing ppl who claim to be left wing (so liberals then) saying "sweet handsome nigel is having a hard enough time without these actionable threats of socialist stalinist violence"
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
sorry sorry i'm heated today - i played mgs delta llast night and it was mid so i woke up pressed - happy pride month guys, solidarity with the trans community especially during all this bullshit. you'll outlive these fuckers.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lmao when my city's in the news it's either for a murder that happened last year that's gonna lead to race riots or bc our football club is doing espionage??? embarrassing rupert lowe connections there too ofc.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
They hate Zohran Mamdani so much just for refusing to cheer a Genocide.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
nigel farages henry nowak bullshit is threatening to get my ass on twitter again. southampton don't want your divisive grifting garbage and if loser goons get trucked in it's gonna kick off; let the kid rest ffs, his family don't want this. lee rigby all over again
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i'm getting older - i truly have found an advert so unseemly that i'm having a mary whitehouse moment and emailing advertising standards
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
lmao imagine if kier starmer killed himself
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