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comrade polly toynbee

@punishedbongo.bsky.social
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guardian columnist, all opinions are those of my employer

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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
which one of these ghouls is the closest to a normal size? lindsey (rip diva) isn't just shorter - that's normal - but like look at their heads, its like a cantaloupe vs a watermelon. was lindsey a lilliputian queen, is benno shaped like andre the giant? I don't think it's perspective either
Lindsey Graham shaking hands with Benjamin netanyahu - Lindsey graham looks insanely small next to benno, not just in height but his head is like half the size. its like a cantaloupe vs a waternelon. its not perspective either, one of these men is a crazy size
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
its such a shame they arrested him just before he was about to get on a nice SAGA cruise; I like how he's assuring his fans he can read the small writing since getting caught in that OAP fit.
Andrew Tate dressed as someone's tiny meemaw going out for dinner in the evening on a nice holiday 

purple blouse
skin tight capris
....I don't know how to describe the shoes, sorry if you're visually impaired but I genuinely have never seen this style of shoe before in my life. it looks like a grandma would probably still wear them but not for a nice meal
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
genuinely such an ill fitting suit that she looks like one of those 1950s or 60s pastel fridges. just an absolutely horrific attempt at a powersuit - she reminds me of this guy I saw on QVC who maaaybe had a worse fitting suit than her (still got the pic I think) but in a less nauseating colour
British racist Lucy Connolly stood next to British racist Nigel farage. nigel looks like a melted waxwork figure but he's not the focal point.

Connolly is wearing the most ill-fitting attempt at a power suit in a sort of NHS orthopedics pink colour. the suit is so ill fitting that it looks like she's built like a fridge even tho she's probably a normal shaped person.
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
an actual holocaust then
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
oooo baby ooo yeah
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
if you're in Southampton UK on the 1st of march and aren't a fash bitch or a melt get down trago
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"never thought id be fighting side by side with ISIS" "how about side by side with a friend"
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comrade polly toynbee @punishedbongo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
engaged in a psyop to make sure no one knows what year it is when someone walks into my home
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