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Matthew Orgel

@punchgroin.bsky.social
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I consider myself to be a Ligma male.

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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ice literally targeting an HBCU. This is just Clan shit man. There's no defending it. We need to fucking go Django on these Nazi fucks once MAGA is overthrown.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The apocalypse is going to be a lot dumber than we think it's gonna be. More "Brasil" and less "Mad Max" I think Americans really have been so privileged it's easier to imagine being incinerated than having to live like a person in the global south.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Democrats are *terrified* of actually having to hold impeachment hearings. No one wants this *less* than Schumer and Jeffries. We're always gonna be 2 votes short of anything cool happening as long as the "nega-whips" are in charge.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know? I think I'm starting to actually *want* white genocide to happen
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Boner.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rofl. You can't be bigoted against ideology, JFC. How dare we judge people based on the content of their character...
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If a politician abandons or betrays a marginalized group and then loses the votes of that group and people who care about them, I would simply pressure the candidate to do better instead of trying to individually scold and pester every voter. That just seems like common sense, to me.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Could really save us a lot of time if they got started now. Madd self deportation from life.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@clueless.bsky.social
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Name a quote from a cartoon.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The "abortion" scene from Prometheus. I was literally biting finger the entire scene.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pregnant woman gets taken to her cruise ship.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mattlieb.bsky.social
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The white Bronco Chase. The OJ murders happened on my birthday! The white Bronco chase was on TV at the bar at the Tennis/Swim club my parents were always dragging us to.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Turns out having zero principles and just being a mercurial, morally amorphous pile of mashed potatoes isn't something people like to vote for... You know, the thing progressives have been screaming for 15 years.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I fucking DESPISE found footage movies. All of them. Always. This is the first movie I remember hating so much I stopped watching. Is it too much to ask for a movie to look like a movie? Lighting, sets, editing... It feels like a hacks path to making a shitload of profit with no budget.
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity"
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ocarina of Time doesn't hold up, and is a pain in the ass to get into. 2 hours before Hyrule Field talking to Owls isn't gripping gameplay. You can literally beat Starfox 64 in the time it takes to get to Hyrule field.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We really had to sacrifice Nasa just to make some assholes rich? I fucking HATE neoliberal capitalism so fucking much.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Pfff. Ralph Ineson, obviously. I would literally use a recording of him like, reading the owner's manual for a refrigerator to sing me too sleep at night.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Absolutely shameless obsequiousness to power. Craven lickspitles all of them. Trent Reznor was right, these idiots do have heads like holes. Every one of these losers who bent the knee, we can NEVER let them live this shit down.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Americans love to defend Israel because by defending Israel they defend our own history of colonialism, ethnic cleansing, and genocide. The people who settled the American frontier, those "brave, intrepid pioneers, were every bit as depraved as west Bank settlers.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blair Witch Project. I *despise* "found footage" movies. The movie should look like a fucking movie.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Person is eaten in Dahmer-involved gastronomy
WSJ headline: “Person is killed in ICE-involved shooting in Maine”
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeeeeeeeah! Been waiting all day!
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Daveo's 'Bitches, Leave!' Gun Scene
ALT: Daveo's 'Bitches, Leave!' Gun Scene
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rofl. John Fetterman is a fucking senator. Mitch McConnell's corpse is a senator. The office has zero pestige or gravitas associated with it.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh man, it's coming, it's coming. I can't fucking wait.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Ed 209 Shoots Kinney
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I love him I love him I love him. Favorite deck i ever made sucked, but it was him + 4x Lilianna of the Veil and i just abused the shit out of discards. (Grandeur)
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Barbara VanDenburgh @babsvan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me this is the water, and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well shit. Once again my first instincts were right and I let myself get talked out of them only for it to blow up in my face.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Matt Berry, and it's not fucking close.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wait, this wasn't shopped? Wtf?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ive got a former history teacher who's master thesis was about the progressive era....And he's a lifelong conservative... I literally don't understand how he can't see the Trump regime dismantling not just the new deal, but the reforms of the progressive era and think everything is peachy keen.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rofl, THIS was the reply that got me a follow? 😅
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It *is* unimportant... to Trump. Anyone who ever thought he cared about anything other than satisfying his ego is a fucking idiot. The "Trump Loves America" line triggers me so badly. I've literally combusted at family over this.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We wanted to understand why so many young New York City Democrats turned out in last night’s primaries. So we talked to three retired Republicans at a Capital Grill in White Plains
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jesus. The most depressing thing about capitalism is how impossible it is to fail once you already have resources. You could replace the C-Suite of every fortune 500 company with 10-year Olds and i don't think anything would change.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you wanna play old God of War again... just play old God of War again. Who's this boring idiot who just wants to play the same game over and over again? What pantheon is even left for Kratos to fuck up? I don't think we're gonna see Kratos strangle Genesha with his trunk or whatever.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Something I've been wondering for a while... Would it be possible in a Democrat trifecta situation for blue states to intentionally Balkinize to create enough blue states for a constitutional convention? We add DC, We add PR, we add the Pacific Territories... and we split NorCal and SoCal.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"So, what's your take?" "This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within." "100% disagree."
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They don't dare attack him on anything substantial. The spurious attacks prodding his supporters get everyone talking about superficial bullshit.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I can’t afford gas or steak. But at least now Achilles won’t be played by a trans actor in a movie I’m not going to see based on a book that I’ve never read.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This time the taxpayer gets to pay for her countersuit!
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At least when I get yelled at here it's by people who kinda know what they are talking about.
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