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Matthew Orgel

@punchgroin.bsky.social
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I consider myself to be a Ligma male.

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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 2h
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 3h
Pan's Labyrinth is in theaters right now for the 20 year anniversary. Literally anyone could choose to see that instead of Digger.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11h
You're not fighting to get the center, you're fighting to animate the people who don't see the point of voting. We're trying to win against the couch on election day. The war we're waging is against *apathy*
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 11h
I think what people respond to is genuine humanity. These robotic politicians who stand for nothing except what their donor wants or what the latest polls say are repellent to the average voter. Modern people crave authenticity from their leaders. They want to *trust* them.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 22h
Millerism has wormed its way deep into the American psyche for the last 2 centuries. It's part of our inherent national chauvanism, that we think we're going to usher in the end times here in America. That I'M going to be here for the end, the world ends with ME.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We only revel in the deaths of the wicked because it's the only justice we are permitted. I would much rather see every Health Care executive in prison than killed.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not "No Country for Old Men?"
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"But we are the *real* natives of this land! Our religion says so!" Gee, where have I heard that before? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_...
en.wikipedia.org
Joseph Smith - Wikipedia
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's kind of a joke, it's an inversion of how these cult stories usually go. The ending is a punchline, the setup to the joke is "look at how bad this relationship is".
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's so fucking alone, DESPITE having this boyfriend and all these people in her life, that literally any real empathy or human connection is like a drug for her. Yeah, she's in a cult, but shit... hard to argue her life isn't going to be way fucking better now.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We're not persuading far right sickos to become socialists, we're persuading "normies" who legitimately have never heard of DSA OR Socialism to learn what the actual policy platforms are and counter the red scare propaganda.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Anyone have a link to this i can download? Wanna share with some non Blueskyers.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Like, Aster's clearly got some female friends or family who have had some... terrible boyfriends. I'm kinda content to let him cook for now. He's definitely making *interesting* movies, if nothing else.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Like, horror is supposed to have an edge to it. You're supposed to fearlessly confront some sick shit. A horror movie, by it's nature, CAN'T be inoffensive.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Midsommar is SO GODDAMN FUNNY. You have to be the kind of sicko who can lose yourself in the logic of the movie, and "look at all these shitty men, I can't wait for them to die horribly and free Florence Pugh". Aster is a sicko who makes movies for sickos, and I think thats neat.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gungan are amphibians right?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm like 50% this is where Hegseth got the idea.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gulag. Gulag for saying this shit. Send them to Alaska and make them work in a giant Amazon warehouse.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's a reason Castro kicked these fuckers out.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
V for Videodrome
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"This time the monsters are REAL" seems like it was the tagline for all new Scooby-Doo media for like a solid decade.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All a fascist knows how to do is double down. You have to beat them into fucking oblivion to get rid of them. Knock them down and keep on hitting. Throw the fucking ring into Mt Doom and unmake them.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Using power is gauche actually, it's totally tacky. The invisible hand or whatever"
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Diggers.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, yeah. But there is a time in my life I would have been embarrassed to blare it out of my car stereo. Like, it's goofy af.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very curious how J6 would have gone if there had been counter-protesters. If it happens again, the left isn't staying home. The real question this time is what the police and the military do. A bunch of middle American middle aged chuds won't cut it this time.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always have a come to Jesus with these... like is it so bad it's good? Or if I'm having a great time isn't it just good?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"They would just get in a circle and keep feeding potions to each other" *Modern historians are puzzled by this statement in the Durai papers*
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, it's so fucking easy to have no principles. You can prop someone up when it's useful, and discard them just as easily. You can even pretend you never associated with him, who's going to check? Libs?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Durai claims that Ramza and his men would turn enemies into frogs and repeatedly throw rocks at them in a bizarre torture ritual... Historians to this day debate the veracity of these claims"
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok... NOW we're reaching James Buchanan levels of treasonous behavior.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn. You did it. You're the guy I first heard this from. Rest in Piss. Oh! He also pretty much *is* Uncle Baby Billy from Gemstones, right?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rofl. TIL it's "John Stewart" 🤦‍♂️
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vikings had a chance to do something epic and retire Farve's number the week before. If I owned a sports franchise that's the kinda petty shit I would do.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's something to lady fascists in modern reactionary politics globally that fascinates me. This seems to be a global phenomenon. It's actually *weird* that Mexico has a lady lefty president. Most women who have risen into power in the west *have been* far right.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jon Stewert uses the ring to like, make a giant meat tederizer to turn Sinestro into ground beef, and Hal says "that ring is gave you is actually a plastic toy! The real Green Lantern was inside of you the whole time!"
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green Street Hooligans is the other, right?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You could watch Kung-Fu Hustle in mandarin without subs and it would still be one of the funniest movies you've ever seen.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slightly off topic... But haven't they been talking about this bill for like 8 goddamn years now? How the hell has it not passed? Is the Senate really that committed to never passing any legislation that might actually be popular?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey kids! We're impeachin' tonight! Come here Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, Trump, Bondi, Bovino, Noem... Vance, Alito, Thomas, Kavenaugh, Barrett, Roberts... Rubio, Bessant, Bergam, Lutnik, Turner, Duffy, Mcmahan, Gabbord... Abbott, DeSantis, Huckabee Sanders, Dewine...
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey kids! We're impeachin' tonight! Come here Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, Trump, Bondi, Bovino, Noem... Vance, Alito, Thomas, Kavenaugh, Barrett, Roberts... Rubio, Bessant, Bergam, Lutnik, Turner, Duffy, Mcmahan, Gabbord... Abbott, DeSantis, Huckabee Sanders, Dewine...
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was that dude on Reddit with 2 dicks real or was it a hoax?
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Alternative medicine" and conspiracy communities are really vulnerable to infiltration by fascists. There's, I think, a STRONG correlation between reactionary thought and superstition/magical thinking.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bill Paxton has some all time great lines... It really was a different time, when an R-Rated action movie was a bigger draw than PG-13. Cameron really has always lived in this place between PG-13 and R for me.
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's actually crazy the shot Palahniuk called on "redpill" Culture 20 years early. Also insane that "snowflake" was adopted unironically by the very people the book was satarizing...
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American Psycho flew enough under the radar to be appreciated i think. Fight Club became a cultural phenomenon that no one seemed to truly understand until gamergate.
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