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Angry queer TTRPG nerd. She/Her

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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a man in a black costume is standing next to a woman in a field .
Alt: a scene from "the princess bride", Wesley disguised as the dread pirate Roberts says "as you wish"
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And Charlie was killed by a groyper.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The troubles are back baby, and they say ACAB
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🇺🇸 ☮️ 🌊🌴 JohnnyBlue 🌴🌊🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @johnny-blue01.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Somebody hire this woman... please...
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's not the first one.
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 26/04/2026
Anyway, HACK YOUR HORMONES!
The cast of hit movie Hackers (1995)
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Would you say the same about Hitler?
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We need to bring back bullying
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
People (gross liberals) ask why you would vote for "extreme" greens and not "centrist" labour. Baby, the greens are my centrist compromise, you don't want to know what my actual ideal government looks like.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I thought the whole point of 2A was to take down tyrants?
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Cora Peeta M 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 💙💗🤍💗💙 @coramcgladdery.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Be a shame if people reported Baroness Davies' ongoing campaigns of harrassment, misinformation & bullying to the House of Lords. Won't do anything, but they can build up that dossier www.parliament.uk/mps-lords-an... www.parliament.uk/globalassets...
Bullying
22. Bullying may be characterised as offensive, intimidating, 
malicious or insulting behaviour involving an abuse or misuse 
of power that can make a person feel vulnerable, upset, 
undermined, humiliated, denigrated or threatened. Power 
does not always mean being in a position of authority and 
can include both personal strength and the power to coerce 
through fear or intimidation. 
23. Like harassment, bullying can take the form of physical, verbal 
and non-verbal conduct. Bullying behaviour may be in person, 
by telephone or in writing, including emails, texts or online 
communications such as social media. It may be persistent or 
an isolated incident and may manifest obviously or be hidden 
or insidious. Whether conduct constitutes bullying will depend 
on both the perception of the person experiencing the 
conduct and whether it is reasonable for that person to have 
perceived the conduct as bullying.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
See: my ex wife
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ok chud
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
People around the world are depressed because it didn't happen.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Suspect Guilty GIF
Alt: Hotdog man says "we're all trying to find who did this"
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 26/04/2026
They didn’t underestimate, they just were paid enough not to give a fuck
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 25/04/2026
Embrace the ancient wisdom.
tweet from Lauren: "I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Isn't that just "My name is Earl"?
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Sarah Viktoria 🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️⚧️🦗 @sarahviktoria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"This hurts your cause." - Guy who hates you and your cause.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Markets were always fake and cringe.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Did you play high school football and get CTE? That's only explanation I can think of for such an unhinged response. What's so hilarious about someone piloting their 3 tonne death machine with some care and attention?
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/04/2026
when are people going to start talking about TERFs and tradwives in the same breath. same conservative gender role ideology undergirding them. it’s the same picture!!
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
These people have never made amends for hurting someone and it shows.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 24/04/2026
I think the cult going after Park run will end up as a massive net positive for the trans community.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Are you responding to me? If so, that seems to be a non-sequitur, since it doesn't address anything I actually said.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Had to make this after reading that (genuine) quote from Ian Hislop, editor of @privateeyenews.bsky.social
Photoshopped Private Eye cover. Picture of Ian Hislop. Headline: IAN HISLOP EXPLAINS WHY THIS MAGAZINE IGNORED THE NEWS OF JOURNALIST NICK COHEN BEING SACKED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Speech bubble from Ian says "Coverage of Nick Cohen’s departure from The Observer is obviously more problematic for The Eye... due to the fact that he used to write a freelance column for the magazine." Bottom text: INSIDE: WHY EVERYONE ELSE IS A HYPOCRITE
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/04/2026
this headline is such a great example of “racecraft.” musk isn’t passively posting about “race,” he is actively writing psychotically racist agitprop www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
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Elon Musk’s near-daily online posts about race are turning off some fans
Elon Musk posted almost daily about race on X in recent months, a Washington Post analysis found, at times sharing views experts said echoed white supremacy.
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NationCymru @nation.cymru · 24/04/2026
Marks & Spencer chairman Archie Norman has said self-service checkouts are leading ‘good, honest people’ to shoplift
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M&S chairman blames self-service checkouts for rise in shoplifting
Marks & Spencer chairman Archie Norman has said self-service checkouts are leading “good, honest people” to shoplift. Mr Norman said self-service technology needed to be “easier for people to use” to ...
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 24/04/2026
Telegraph today give more prominence (p7, 439 words) to Sharron Davies going after Parkrun to 'protect women' than they do to Russell Brand saying he raped a 16yo (p9, 321 words)
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I have no issue with political lesbianism, in fact I think it's a great idea, but there does seem to be a correlation between political lesbianism and being a massive bigot.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Binbag has penisphobia, it's the source of her entire worldview.
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s all kicking off now.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Guess he didn't notice the strategic short ones.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
OUT: tech bros inventing the bus IN: tech bros inventing employees
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Starting to think I'm cursed... Everyone around me seems to be ending up in hospital.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Statistically, yes you did.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/04/2026
The kids these days say “AI” in the same way that people our age say “bullshit” (“you didn’t do that, that’s AI!”) and I think that’s beautiful
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The Web of Evil @webofevil.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Digital ID isn't enough. We need officers performing a mandatory Rowling Rummage outside every public ladies' toilet, which would - protect women prepared to undergo it - provide gainful employment, especially for sex offenders - place the UK proudly at the forefront of international feminism
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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"She also claims she was forced to join a conference call while giving birth and was expected to work during her maternity leave." There needs to be one final Mr Beast video where this woman gets to redact him in whatever way she wants for as long as she wants
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Surprised Pikachu GIF
Alt: Surprised Pikachu
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's probably worth pointing out that he also aggressively blocks people who are critical of Starmer, so I imagine he would support this.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I've heard this one before! "Aftab is one of the good ones! Not like those other boat people!"
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's Debbie Hayton isn't it
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Aidan Comerford @aidancomerford.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Of course, a year ago, JK Rowling wrote a long tweet upbraiding someone else for using "she/her" for a trans woman, saying it doesn't matter how polite the "request" it's still compelled speech, but yesterday she was upbraiding her allies who were saying she shouldn't use she/her for a trans woman.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To me, defending Starmer is an enormous red flag. It would be like a Jewish advocate suddenly becoming defensive of the moustache man.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Can we not fucking do this? He doesn't need removing from office because he's mentally ill, he needs removing from office because he's a genocidal war criminal.
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Puddles Of Custard 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @puddlesofcustard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Oh absolutely, but there's so much to shit on Labour for I don't think it helps anyone to make up stuff, and I know you didn't do it, I just feel like I have to correct the record when I see shit like that.
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Today's no-nuance hot take is: pushy, aggressive sales tactics exist in the same continuum as rapey pickup artist strategies.
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