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40, he/him 🧙 Narrative Designer for Sports Interactive on Football Manager 27 ⚽ IWGB & Lib Dem member ✊🔶 Views solely mine, etc. 😉 ctrl-the-narrative.com ✍️

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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 18m
Actual LOL.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 23m
Care to share some of them?
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28m
Some brief thoughts on what the Holborn and St Pancras vote means for our major parties more broadly:
ft.com
Left-of-Labour vote stagnates in Holborn and St Pancras
By-election defeat is setback for Greens as party fails to make sizeable gains on its May local election results
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 44m
Ed Davey: "Look how successful we were! We outpolled Galloway by a better ratio than 2:1!"
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 48m
Girls I'm gonna need that back
Two kittens fighting on a laptop keyboard
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Springboard @dbspringboard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
> Springboard is now on Patreon. Here's how you can help. www.patreon.com/darylbaxter/...
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Hello. | Springboard
I've been running Springboard for two years, and I've loved it. But on the side, I've been freelancing, and it's no secret that the journali
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 59m
I met my wife while sabotaging fox hunts together. We started dating when we found out we're both furries. If the fursuits weren't so expensive, we'd be sabotaging fox hunts dressed as foxes.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 1h
As we all know, it's always far harder to spot errors when they reinforce the case you're wanting to make.
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Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error
Exclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
Ed Davey: "Please. My lost deposits. They're very sick."
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British Hedgehog Preservation Society @hedgehogsociety.bsky.social · 1h
Did you know that the very first BHPS campaign was all about ramps and cattle grids? ❓️ Small animals like hedgehogs and birds cannot escape from sheer-sided pits beneath these grids - but a small ramp or slope in one corner of the pit enables them to walk out 🦔 🐦‍⬛ 🐸 Learn more 👉 buff.ly/oMK4iKT
Metal cattle-style grid set into concrete beside a wooden fence, covering a recessed drainage opening with leaves, dirt, and debris trapped between the bars.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
It would've been hard to overturn in almost any circumstance, and he has done himself no favours with recent events. That said, he also won't have a groundswell of people in broadcast media continually blowing smoke up his arse unlike Farage, which is key for any non-Tory/Reform personality.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
Cheap by Copenhagen's standards. 😉
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
While I agree to an extent, in Polanski's case, it was his first attempt, crucially coming after the Greens had already established themselves as a cohort in parliament in 2024. On none of the occasions prior to the last GE had Farage standing in a seat met that threshold.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
I'm definitely not a Labour footsoldier!
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
Of course they're important, but so is the balance of whether that attention leans positively.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
I'm not sure either one or both of those would've been the case. Impossible to know for certain, of course. The Greens got 6%/4 seats in 2024 without anyone knowing who Denyer/Ramsay were, and it's not inconceivable that upward trend (~10% VI before Polanski elected) would've gradually continued.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 1h
Bumping for no particular reason.
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RDCK98 @comradekenobi.bsky.social · 1h
Nice little nugget of horror buried in there
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 2h
That's a lot of tortoises!
theguardian.com
Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 5h
Daily bunny no.3466 guards the nest
A bunny sits beside a nest of sleeping mice, at least three of them, who are curled up and sleeping in a thicket. The bunny is eating a flower.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 7h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 3h
NEW: Kemi Badenoch’s flagship party conference policy document, The Right Way, overestimated the cost of net zero by nearly £500bn, seemingly after someone accidentally double-counted figures on a spreadsheet. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error
Exclusive: Badenoch’s flagship conference policy document cites £957bn estimate, twice the total in climate advisers’ data
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 12h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 15h
In fairness, nobody wants to go directly to Rochdale.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 15h
Have a blast from the past in which case. bsky.app/profile/ptrt...
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 15h
NQ64 is a great shout.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 15h
Mmhmm, checks out. And the ghosts?
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 15h
How does one do Pac-Man IRL?
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Alice Parsons @owlstation.bsky.social · 16h
I’m always drawn to fishing boats ⛴️🚤🛶. I find them fascinating, with all their nautical gadgets, ropes, nets, brightly coloured buoys, and often fun typography. Little sketchbook playtime with pens and pencils 💙
Coloured pencil and pen illustration of a fishing boat
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 16h
Emma has done some fantastic reporting on these groups.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 16h
Exciting!
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The Triple-i Initiative @iii-initiative.bsky.social · 17h
Take a first look at The Talos Principle 3 gameplay, and see what awaits you as you step into this final chapter of the thought-provoking first-person puzzle series. Coming 2027 to PC and PS5. Watch the official Triple-i Initiative trailer: youtu.be/UB-btaymgEY
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 16h
Why not just, oh, I don't know, talk to them instead?
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A heart with loose cables
Very bright red large on the page heart with floppy tubes dangling off it, ink, watercolour , pastels
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 17h
I knew you were a person of supreme taste.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 17h
Wait, WHAT?
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Hawthorn @playhawthorn.bsky.social · 18h
It's October! Which means its time for treats!🎃🍂🍭 Here is an early look at the lovely line art for our official cover. Stay tuned for the full reveal of the new art in all of it's glory, along side the amazing artist who's help us capture the spirit of Hawthorn. 👀 Who do you think it could be?
A sketched line art on aged parchment depicts a tiny mouse with a sword and adventuring gear riding on the back of a flying owl. The owl is adorned with a delicate hood tied by a ribbon and has a small satchel. The owl and mouse are framed by a flowering leafy arch. Below the title of the game reads "Hawthorn".
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18h
Anyone still on Twitter is at risk of cooking their brains in that toxic soup, and that applies to people on the left as much as the right.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 17h
One is a massive dickhead who ruined many people's lives and whose name I never wish to see mentioned again except in an obituary, the other is- Oh wait.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 17h
Really sorry to read this. 😞
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 17h
"It isn’t point scoring that has delayed care reform, but disagreements on how to find the money and what to spend it on... What’s been missing is a leader willing to lead." I look at 20 years of failed adult care reform - and what Labour's proposals could miss By me, for @theleaduk.bsky.social
national.thelead.uk
Death tax, dementia tax, no tax at all: Why England hasn’t fixed social care
Fifteen years after Dilnot called adult care "not fit for purpose", reform still hasn't come. As Andy Burnham and Louise Casey try again, Chaminda Jayanetti traces three decades of false starts.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 19h
Aleksander Ceferin, the UEFA president, said he would “lead by example” and not stand more than three terms to set a good example. Now that third term is coming to an end, guess what? Aleksander Ceferin is standing four a fourth term at the same time he has called for better governance at FIFA. 😵‍💫
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 18h
Happy International Lesbian Day to our time travelling tragic sapphic. #oldskies
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 18h
Pokémon Gold was the first game I ever imported, back in the days when there could be months or even years between a game coming out in Japan, North America, and Europe.
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 18h
The responses to this…. Jesus CHRIST
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, you know when I said yesterday I have doomerist thoughts quite often...?
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 18h
Shared! Hope you're doing well, Ella. 😊
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Ella "RATTLE ME BONES" M 💀 @ecmsquared.bsky.social · 18h
There are a couple of long-term residents at Cats Protection Horsham right now: Matilda (first two photos) and Jordan (second two photos). Surely October is the perfect month to find two black cats their forever homes? More info: www.cats.org.uk/horsham/ Shares appreciated! #AdoptDontShop #Horsham
A photo of Matilda, a dainty black cat, in a foster pen. She has big green eyes and a few white hairs sprinkled throughout her coat.A photo of Matilda, a dainty black cat, in a foster pen. She has big green eyes and a few white hairs sprinkled throughout her coat, and is lying on a wooden shelf showing her belly.A photo of Jordan, a big black cat, in a foster pen. He has pale green eyes and a very shiny coat, and is lying on the floor surrounded by toys.A photo of Jordan, a big black cat, in a foster pen. He has pale green eyes and a very shiny coat, and is sitting on a wooden shelf looking majestic.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 18h
"Wow, GTA VI has 'x' in it", "GTA VI has 'y' in it - that's amazing!" Wake me up GTA VI lets people who actually work(ed) on the game have union representation.
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Gravekeeper Failure 🪦 @ptrtlrwrts.bsky.social · 19h
The 'delegate everything, do nothing' set.
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