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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wow crazy, the same guys who are in headlines like once a month possession of kiddie porn want to broadcast an execution live? I’m sure those two things aren’t related at all.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Congestion pricing should be a zillion dollars. Like I know I am making a completely rational decision to take a loved one home from the hospital in a car. What the fuck are the rest of these people doing though?

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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026

Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026

Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026

i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

it's not my fault some strip mall grunge guys from Stockbridge wrote a perfect song on accident, but she did record the best version of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUD...

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Dolly Parton - Shine (Official)

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Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sailors on the Benfold should have thought about the army

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This neck is freaking me the fuck out, man

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2026

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

this bitch has never once taken a kid to a pediatrician's office.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don’t aspire to be the kind of middle-aged guy who feels compelled to do weird shit in the gym. Like you don’t gotta rubber band yourself to the treadmill with ankle weights on, man.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran

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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/07/2026

if i hadn't taken the actual screencap myself i'd never believe this was real

the spanish team celebrating with the world cup. trump is also there.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

argentina is like if staten island italians had a country where they spoke spanish

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

One positive about the World Cup finishing is gonna be less Alexi Lalas on my tv. One negative will be less Rebecca Lowe on my tv.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You can just say nothing, Too. It’s completely free.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Can’t think of anything I want less than for this game to go to extra time.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Incredible how little Messi moves in the middle 1/3 of the field.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Jude Bellingham is the truth.

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium players mocking the US and Trump's meddling in the World Cup by doing the Trump dance after scoring the 4th goal against the USMNT

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think I’m the second half it would be good if Pulisic and maybe like 6 other guys didn’t play like absolute crap.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Jesus Christ, Phil Ligget is so fucking miserable to listen to on the NBC Tour call. He’s sucked for years but like fuck me, stumbles over every other word. Go to bed, old fart.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Truly a tragedy that the final is going to be at the butthole that is MetLife Stadium and not at the Azteca

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think there should be some fucking refereeing in this game.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Spending the 4th watching Jackass, as George Washington intended.

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026

new metaphor just dropped

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahhahhahaha

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Need to see more athletes with trad tattoos. I need like an off the bench point guard with like a Snoopy tattoo or a “Who, Me?” duck.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This has been said before but like conservatives have effectively just ceded all forms of culture. Art, tv, movies, books, music, food, most sports. Like citing a fuckin gas station while you ape that you’re a soccer fan is a work. Conservative culture is grievance and selfish individualism.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

lol, Carli Lloyd is so Jersey, man.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

England whatever, footballs comin’ ‘ome, yada yada. Those Harry Kane goals were sick as hell.

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/06/2026

Quick take a break from the horrors and feast your eyes on what’s in this grandma‘s binder www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSMW6r4S/

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Over the weekend, I wrote about my long-ago inglorious days as a record store clerk for @flaminghydra.com: flaminghydra.com/a-brief-hist... (If you see the bonus photo of how my hair used to look at the time, I would prefer that we.....did not ever discuss it)

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A Brief History of Rock n Roll in 13 Tracks

1. I was 19 years old and transcribing tapes as a part-time job in college. I was desperate to stop transcribing tapes; a new client had recently given us 40 hours of sessions with her psychic, which ...

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You can’t be serious that the Ecuador coach actually looks like that

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Shout out to the Scots showing the lovely Americans what alcohol, travel insurance, and socialised health care waiting at home can achieve. "Big historical horsecunt was pure beggin' for a conin'", noted one onlooker.

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It’s stupid how good he is at this

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I wonder what it’s like to be a Brooklyn Nets fan right now? Like a ride or die Nets fan.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Underrated feeling: the sense of relief you get knowing you never have to deal with some dumb asshole ever again

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slow lorax @pryanberret.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Are there any kalshi bets on whether some mma dipshit dies at trump’s big birthday fight on Sunday? Over 90 and humid, distinct possibility.

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