Reposted by Pizza Ponyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373595859
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jeff The Killer is my favorite bad creepypasta. that image has always unironically terrified me ever since i was a kid, and i think if i ever got jumpscared by it, I would piss and shit myself irl 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have been granted the FULL BLESSING of the CATHOLIC CHURCH to receive the the 1 (one) extra bloobery muffin they had in the back. It is delightful :) 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Talking into the fan, enjoying how it makes my voice sound tinny and robotic. Beep boop blarp. 142
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 28/09/202625 emotions practice. I did not make the template 141
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Useless fun fact time: In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina' 122
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Its kind of silly and dumb but I solved today's wordle, without really expecting to be able to do so, and im proud of that shit 151
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i cant post ESV1-P2 apparently, because it has an aspect ratio that is unsupported. go figure. just between you and me, it looks best on the blog anyway :) subtle nudging :) :) 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just realized that i could totally be posting my finished comic stuff here, as well. Idk why i haven't yet. So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com 042
Reposted by Pizza Ponycatboots 🔜NFC @catboots.co.uk · 27/08/2026at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british 101329
Reposted by Pizza PonyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog. 9995191
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026don't let today's bad news distract you from the fact that A MAN has FALLEN into THE RIVER in LEGO CITY ! START the NEW Rescue Helicopter ! . . . HEY ! BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE ! PREPARE the LIFELINE ! LOWER the STRETCHER ! and MAKE the RESCUE ! 031
Reposted by Pizza PonyKotaku @kotaku.com · 21/08/2026Double Fine now officially owns all of its games made under Xbox and their publishing rights. kotaku.com/psychonauts-dev-now-owns…kotaku.comPsychonauts Dev Now Owns All Its Games And Publishing Rights'Everything, we got back, the transfer of the IP came back to us' 4760551876
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Had a bit of a bad day, so im going to take it out on a shitty movie I watched tonight. The Stickman's Hollow (2024) just might be the most boring, worthless, least impactful movie I have seen all year. 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ive got a lil cartoon man in my head He helps me with daydream stuff. hes got a telephone 021
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There was not one, but TWO bugs in my bed just now when I went to hit the hay for the night after a shower. Am I going to act like an adult and sleep in my room anyway? Will I maybe take responsibility for myself for once and clean my room first? HAH. NO. I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. 110
Reposted by Pizza PonyCharacter Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Art of Atlantis: The Lost Empire → buff.ly/KCojerw #animation #conceptart #modelsheet #characterdesign #visdev 127360
Reposted by Pizza PonyPatricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the night on bald mountain / ave maria sequence in fantasia is my favorite piece of christian anti-masturbation propaganda 11044
Reposted by Pizza PonyMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres. 109189751359
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm one bad day away from becoming a complete recluse and shutting myself inside my bedroom forever like willy wonka shutting himself inside his chocolate factory 020
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Not a single child has been born in Nagoro, Japan in over 20 years. What was once a small rural town of 300 is now a ghost town. Today, there are more scarecrows than residents, with roughly 25 people still residing in Nagoro, as of January 2026 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026me after looking for my headphones for almost an hour before giving up and going to bed, only to find them the next morning in some random place i never would have looked 010
Reposted by Pizza PonyAndre the Chemist @andrechemist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My youngest kid likes to spot different color cars so on the ride to camp this morning I drove through a dealership's lot so we could find more colors. Friends, there were ONLY black, white, grey, and beige vehicles. Bring back fun colors of cars! 9248326
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I were a less shy or self-consious person, I would be in the comment section of every music video, comic book, TV show or video game, talking at ridiculous length on why it's the best thing ever made, and how it shaped my world-view and affected me positively as a person 140
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Me: "Ok time to go to bed I have important shit to do tomorrow" Also Me: *stays up till 3am reading an 80 page graphic novel about soul-vore* 120
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026for the record, this is how yesterday felt, 7/27/26 020
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026here is how today felt for me, expressed via abstract colors and shapes 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026And then my character falls into the sci-fi doomsday fuck-up-your-backstory Inator, and the details of her past are becoming, or perhaps always have been blurry and majorly inconsistent in some areas, and it all just makes sense 030
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Fun fact about the Ford Edsel, since people are talking about it recently. The gear shifters are located on the steering wheel. As buttons. No wonder this thing sold poorly, albeit not quite as poorly as the Tesla Cyber"truck" 111